>you finally get your gf
>you guys move into an apartment together
>you live happily there for a few months the this guy moves in next door
What do you do?
Ask him to take off the hat and show us his balding head.
>>28565381
invite him for a threesome
>>28565381
Fuck his momin missionary
I tell me gf that she can fuck him on the side so long as I'm allowed to see other women too.
>>28565405
>balding head
>healthy looking hair visible on the side of head
Ask him to become gym buddies.
Become friends with him before she has the chance to even think about fugging him. Hope that he has the moral standards to uphold the time honored "bros before hos" mentality.
prepare for the worst but hope nothing happens
>>28565484
Do you just not know how balding works? Just because he has hair on the side doesn't mean he's not balding.
>>28565381
fuck his girlfriend b4 he fucks yours
after that, fuck him in the ass to show dominance
and when your gf finally cheats, tell her she's too late already
Am I the only one who doesn't see him as much of a threat? he's not ugly or anything, but he's pretty plain.
>>28566116
he's far more muscular than anyone on this site ever will be...
>>28565405
He probably is balding cause he looks pretty high test.
>>28565381
do nothing because i trust my gf.
>>28566116
thats a pornstar
>>28565381
Nothing. I have nothing to fear. The world isnt full of bulls and cucks like you think it is
