>Be me getting hotdogs from a hot dog truck
>See girl sitting on the curb crying
>Notice she is cute
>Afraid to talk to her so I run into the local gas station and buy a 40 ounce of malt liquor
>Down it in less than 5 minutes
>Feeling confident
>Go back to the hotdog truck and get a hot dog with chili and cheese
>Approach the girl whose crying
>Say "No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog"
>She stares at me and I say take it
>She calls me a pedophile and gets up and walks away
>I'm pissed so I shout you "forgot your hot dog" and I throw it at her missing
Now here I am. Girls are all stupid whores. If I would of went up to her and said suck my dick probably would of fallen in love with me
Anon, you shouldn't speak to 13 year old girls if you're over 20
>>28565347
She was like 20 and im 28 and its not like I said lets fuck, I offered her a hot dog
>>28565416
> and its not like I said lets fuck, I offered her a hot dog
>Say "No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog"
Fucking ACED it, OP
Nah, but girls hate to be talked to when they are crying or throwing up
I've tried and it never works
Just leave them alone to drown in their sorrows
That's what you would want most likely too if you were crying in public like a faggot
>>28565472
If I was crying and a cute girl started talking to me I would feel so good
>>28565416
>like 20
She called you a pedophile. She's obviously 14. DO NOT OFFER HOT DOGS TO STRANGE CHILDREN.
>>28565219
>got the food that looks like a dick
>>28565219
>No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog
should've just given her the 40 desu
>>28565552
She was not 14 and I am not a pedophile and I was just being nice, im sorry im not an asshole
>>28565219
>No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog
Should have done pic related you newfig
>>28565219
That's really weird to offer a stranger food.
>>28565219
I'm gonna assume it was laced with some drugs
Reeking of booze was a nice touch
>>28565619
Its not weird at all. Ive seen it done in the movies a million times and the girl and guy always end up together
>>28565639
No
>>28565640
I wasnt reeking of booze
>>28565659
6/10 you almost had me there
>>28565219
You put your benis in the bun, didn't you?
>>28565219
>an underaged girl refuses to accept a hot dog from a stranger
>thinks this is unacceptable behavior
Are you seriously that autistic?
this is a hilarious story
>>28565472
>girls hate to be talked to when they are crying or throwing up
this. Only thing you can do is ask "are you ok?" and after receiving the obvious "yes" you leave them alone. It doesn't matter if it's a stranger of your gf
>>28565219
>>Say "No cute girl should be sad, have a hotdog"
reminds me of the eggs guy
>>28565505
Too bad OP isn't a cute girl
So drunk old guy offers 13 year old a 'hot dog' while having a visible erection.
That about right?
Would have worked if you were Chad
if you were a 6'2" chad with 10/10 facial aesthetics she would have fucked you right then and there
The neckbeards have arrived.
>>28565715
Too bad she was only 13 years old and OP is 28
reminds me of the egg story
>>28565715
>6'2
Lol, when will manlets learn, 6'3 is manlet cut off.
>>28565804
I'm 6'7" with an 11" dick and I'm only a wendies employee, step up nigga
>>28565851
>tfw im 5 light years tall and with a 1 light year sized dick and im only the manager at subway
We manlets will never learn
>>28565219
You dodged a crazy roastie bullet. Stupid whore is probably still crying.
