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You robots already know what time it is
put down your onahole and get rhymin', kids
you think about her all night long
chad skewers her with his dong
You jerk to her Facebook pics
Meanwhile she sucks Chad's dick
>>28564760
>>28564795
wtf kinda wack ass bars are these? this isn't rap
>>28564666
>Your heart skips a beat when you see her in class
>Chad already came in her ass
you're convinced there's nothing inside you at all
chad pins and fucks her against a wall
>>28564760
Fuck chad he's a punk, a pretty boy flunkie
My rhymes are so addicting , he'll soon be a junkie
Once you heard me spit, you just can't stop
Waiting on every word like an NSA cop
But chad I'm not, he's a fuckboy on the mike
should trade in his car, for a purple peddle bike
And even though I"m alone, with noone at my home
I'm the man, chad, assume the position: prone
you write her heart-felt poetry
chad fucks her fo' sho' in a tree
>>28564840
It's more spoken word if anything but who cares. All types of rhymes are welcome in this thread.
Hey pepe I got something to say!
Fuck the normies coming straight from the basement!
A young neet got it bad because I'm beta
and not a chad so normies think
They have the authority to bully a minority
Fuck that shit because I aint the orbiter
for a punk Stacy with tits and ass
to be leading on and thrown in jail
we can go toe to toe in the middle of the wilderness
fucking with me because I'm a neet for lifu
with a little bit of neetbucks and a waifu
search my mummys car, for the handgun
thinking every neet is has just gotta have one.
you send her a good morning text
she sends chad a good morning sext
>where ya ass was at dog when momma wouldn't feed me?
>where ya ass was at dog when the tendies wouldn't please me?
>where ya ass was at dog when tha burgers was 'bout to run out?
>where ya ass was at dog you made me come out my house?
Always keep a strap wit me rollin in the deep
Roll the window down hit him with the K and the piece
Ayee
>>28565175
Nice chorus for a song famalamadinggong
I like fat tits, round asses and innies
I'm comfy at home when ya'll are earnin pennies
Hitler was wrong, the NEETs are the masterrace
Got no stress, watching weed vapors evaporate
In between animu with my waifu, I'll grab a bite soon
Ejaculate like it's a typhoon, bitches might swoon
if they saw me, but I never ever go outside
Pizza man comin to my door every single night
And it couldn't be done, without you wagecucks payin taxes
Y'all should chill out, before your asses prolapses
>>28564666
I'm just a humble christian and I'm here to say
The glory of Jesus Christ is here to stay
Your post has trips, but it's the number of the beast
By God's grace you must repent for such sinful deeds!
There is salvation for us all, if we just seek it
But if you don't, then in hell you'll be reekin'
So I'll leave this little rap with one final note
All hail Christ, the king of kings, Deus Vult!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WHeWBojc82
>cat
>bat
>>28565959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ekr4BkV519
Wake up and it's
REEEEEEEEEE
On the street, screamin
REEEEEEEEEE
In the club, yellin
REEEEEEEEEE
I'm a frog and I'm free
>>28565959
>>28566013
You need a phat beat to spit over homie
if you want to hear sweet anti-normie raps (and punk, folk, etc.) from a fake Chad's POV please consider listening to my band
This is robot music made for true robots only
https://soundcloud.com/mutt-520455195/sets
Being Chad must surely be whack.
But I rather get my paycheck.
I have money and do some slavery.
Meanwhile Chad fucks a girl of ivory.
Yo!Yo!Yo!
Why are you people mentally cucking yourself with this imaginary "Chad" fella?
Fucking bunch of retards is what you cats are.
>>28566217
>doesn't even rhyme
Worst rap in the thread 2 b honest
postin like a true NEET, underneath the covers
pissed off cause these wackass raps I had to suffer
don't want another, let me expose your blunder
bust a rap nut, eat up , it's your last supper
It's no wonder, noone loves you motherfuckers
when your bars are as annoying as Chris Tucker
Holey wall, rely on me, the boy wonder
to throw uppercuts, robots I tear asunder
lines so good, stacey's booty I plunder
got the whole board cheerin loud like thunder
U @ home
Chad gives her the bone
I stay inside and ignore pests
In the glorious pacific northwest
My NEETbucks feels like I'm cashing your checks
And when you're at work is when I snore best
I'm shitposting while Chads are spitroasting
My time might be wasted plenty
As they say, hindsight is 20/20
But I still look forward to tendies
Because it's comfy when come free
Playing games when it's rainy and hazy
No need for umbrellas, Rihanna and Jay Z
>>28566426
you hip hop morons, could you be any dumber?
you looney tune rappers could you get Daffy Duck-er?
fembots are so ugly you should be porn fluffers
wanna-be mcs be too sweet like a sucker
I'm calling out everyone who earned the butthurt
Chad where's your bitch cause I'm bout to fuck her
Fuck the normies comin straight from the dating scene
A young pepe got it bad cause he's green
>>28566554
Not bad childish fambino
bar was always set low for me
no matter, we still failed to meet
instead, greeted red sheets,
then reached for more,
(these of the pallid kind),
until instrument in hand leave
pencil dick impalements on the page,
penning heavy handed strokes to fantasies, phantoms,
and infinitely insipid shit
spine to tip
'till i explode at the hips
and call it wack rhetoric
>>28566554
>>28566687
Thanks, I'm always thinking of material for these threads. Here's some coffee puns.
Hearing my roommates' sex sounds and flesh pound
Makes me want to get buried six feet under fresh ground
Hey, that reminds me of my one coffee date at Pike Place
With that fat bitch, she had the dyke face
She took insulin on a timer
Looked like a whore, she wore so much primer
If she was an escort, I'd nickel and dime her
Nice acting, you thespian
I know you're a lesbian
Go flick the bean on Grindr
I await death like a prophet for an angel
Sweet release so tempting, attraction is fatal
Can't cope or deal with the problems in life
Or even cop a feel on a shorty I like
My ass is too tight cause I'm butthurt
worrying I'm not worth, a mortal coil, just dirt
I'll just have another brew, to push down the feels
My sanity is slipping, like slapstick banana peels
Look at this pack of faggot antagonists mad pissed they're realizing theyre faggots Thinking of tossing a salad with some phallis sticks and eating more meat than a fat bitch inhaling sloppy jo sandwiches
