omegle thread
you know the tagsget bitches or die tryin
>>28564185
>get bitches
Fuck off, that's the problem with these threads. Half of the losers here are specifically looking to orbit women so they turn into skippers
1st for that robot who only ever comes on for femanons
I just want someone to talk to and everyone is surfing for poon
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28564307
or they skip you cuz youre boring af nigga
That grill from Croatia yo if you're reading this I worked out you probably can't add me on steam so yeah if you could reply with your profile I can add. If you arent that person, ignore this.
>>28564437
Drink some water.Of course this isn't original.stop looking at these spoilerspervert.
Are we still using r9komegle, omegler9k, r9k, robot9000, and robot9001? Just asking because there's nobody fucking here.
>>28564538
Yes. we are still using those tags
>all these /soc/ fags
Seems pretty dead tonight, what's going on?
>Stranger: He's a slovak
>Stranger: who cares
>You: slow vacuum
>You: :^^^^^^^^)
>Stranger has disconnected.
:(
>>28565931
all the "robots" are out partying with stacey.
this board is fucking sham.
>>28565991
>he
who are you talking about buddy?
where all the socialist qts at
>>28566125
Hiding from you. Also she is a bucket of red flags, keep away senpai.
>>28566125
Socialism is a retarded ideology.
fucking snail cunt cant even hold a decent conversation
Womyn on r9k are the same shit as real life, they're boring and can't hold a nice conversation.
le jay here xD
>>28566351
go take care of your fucked arm, jacob
one more socialist qt on the tag
>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
What are the tags
>>28567282
I have no idea who jacob is mate
after much study in the royal library the king says he's a socialist king
everybody laughs at my fucking curtains
>>28567246
omg!!! MY husbando is on?? Yayyyy pls show face senpai <1 <1 !!!
Why do people go on Omegle to immediately disconnect
>tfw you still have to type in the fucking captcha a day later
>tfw you even unplugged your router and shit
>>28567816
I normally scan the tag to see if anyone interesting is on, if not I just wait until they are, skipping.
>>28567999
>tfw i can spend 12 hours straight just skipping people and never get banned or get captcha
>>28564185
Newfag here, what are the omegle tags?
>>28568008
>someone connects
>immediately disconnects before I can type
There's no need for you to be on Omegle then
>>28568019
Read the thread
>>28568059
If I skip you, you're devoid of any personality and are a boring and forgettable person, there's no need to be salty about it.
YOU all suck huge donkey kong cock
only me and guitar man weren't absolutely shit tier
>>28568110
you fucking disconnect before anyone can type anything you faggot
admit that youre looking for a woman
>>28568242
>>28568242
>>28568110
>>28568059
>>28568013
>>28568008
>>28567816
kekekekek, plebs. just block the faggots you don't like. who /firewall/ here?
>>28568332
you still get matched with them dumbass, you just cant see them anymore and they cant see you, you may end up talking to people you blocked because of that
>>28568356
you would know if you blocked them because you'll only get traffic from omegle
>>28568403
sometimes i get matched with people who cant connect with me and i dont have anyone blocked, so i wouldnt be able to know if they are blocked or new people
whats the fucking point of blocking people if you are still going to get matched with them, you get triggered by seeing their face? are you embarrassed about your own face?
>>28568478
i do in fact get triggered by some people's faces.
Does anyone else here just look at the people on omegle and remember the qt ones so when you're laying in bed you can imagine her sleeping next to you.
I don't think of them when I jack off or anythingI'm just lonely.
Fats Tumblrina is on
If she doesn't skip you immediately post the convo pls
>>28568745
She disconnects as fast as arianna but has none of the charm, is ugly and fat
>>28568938
yet you told her to stop for you REEEEEEEE
>get someone you talked with earlier
>they skip you without even waving
>>28569020
No, he said sto.
Is Charlie on tonight?You know who this is addressed too
Why can none of you faggots afford shirts?
>>28568242
I like how he didn't reply to this.
and girls insta next as usually. What the fuck do they expect? To find their new bf or what?
>>28564185
More of you niggers need to dab
>>28568478
>>28568544
>going on videochat
Failed normies out
>>28569938
That creepy ginger cunt never stays on. Other girls are usually okay, but the oddly groomed men are the worst. Constant look of surprise on their face, stay for a few seconds then dissappear. What cunts.
if dubs all of the normies will leave omegle
>>28570617
i wish
roll
if dubs one of the qts has to be my omegle gf
>have good chat
>discussion dies down a bot
>nothing posted for at least 5 minutes
>finally think of something to type
>disconnects that moment
Meh, it wasn't any good anyways.
tfw you have bitchy resting face and people tell you to smile and shit
reee
>>28571574
>bitchy resting face
did you mean to post this on tumblr, roastie whore?
normies will get theirs one day...
>when omegle can't find anyone with common interests and they put you with a 3 girls sitting in front of the computer
I don't actually have your ass anon, and even if i did, i wouldn't post it. I was just foolin' (no homo)
>>28572815
you're still a nerd
>>28571840
feddies really are normies aren't they
>>28571202
how 90% of these convos transpire. pretty pointless when you think about it.
>>28571896
use this script:
window.COMETBackend.prototype.stopLookingForCommonLikes = function(){};
there's a roastie twerking on the r9k tag
excuse me but where is my yankee girlfriend, please
>>28568008
How do you if they're not interesting if you don't chat with them?
>>28564185
>you know the tags
not everyone does and saying shit like this reinforces the fact that you guys act like a closed off social circle that really doesn't belong on /r9k/
>>28573633
what you said makes no sense
>closed off social circle
>that doesn't belong on /r9k/
>>28564185
I just got some girl to show her tits by measuring noise on my oscilloscope
get on peeps lord
i got captched FUCK
These threads are ruining our women. They're getting on here and showing tits. Any girl on 4chan omegle is a whore. 100%.
Women should not have internet access.
>>28574103
I've met a lot of virgins on the r9k tag. Granted there are attention whores.
>>28574197
They're only virgins because there's no men around them at the moment. They will still get naked on camera. If Chad was near her she wouldn't be on omegle. It's all about whatever is the easiest way to get attention from a man, depending on circumstance it's either online or not.
Also they lied. They aren't virgins.
do girls go on omegle to see dudes jerkin off
>>28574387
no, definitely not
>>28574250
>Also they lied. They aren't virgins.
Well most of the ones that have said so also said they were religious and shown proof of it.
I assume they're being sincere, but I agree with the other stuff for the most part. Even the most innocent in real life sluts it up online.
Talk to me you filthy niggers
>>28564422
Dumb ghettoposter
Fuck niggers
>>28573590
Elizabeth is from germany though
>>28574956
I didn't know florida was considered germany now.
>>28574563
>stay with someone cuz figure it could be one of the people complaining about never having real conversations
>person calls me a "fucking retarded faggot" then skips
x1000
>>28574956
still needs to get rid of her privileges of class and her yankee imperialism
Hey I didn't mean to disconnect. I'm not functioning at full capacity. Sorry hat pal.
-Cris
Somewhere - https://www.youtube com/watch?v=G-THhwh5mNI
>>28573590
don't gf a whore anon
>>28576401
implying women don't own their bodies under socialism
>>28576485
>women owning anything
what a shit economic system that is.
>>28576503
if your "economic system" is an oppressive one, than i guess socialism must automatically be better, isn't that right?
>>28576485
Her pussy and tits are free to see if that's what you're implying. So true no one owns them.
Pajeet here
>using r9k omegle to find girls
what kind of beta shit is this?
>>28576558
Is that the underage grill that got the nigger banned for posting her tits?
Or is that the grill that sent pictures of her pussy to the nigger?
people on omegle are boring af
shout out to this tranny i triggered
i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick
+ this year my birthday is on diwali
>>28576707
>>28577933
0/10 baits pajeet, go poo in the loo
>>28577669
jesus christ that's embarrassing. does it think that it looks good? the look on its face is pure disgust, it probably caught a glimpse of itself
>>28578155
>he doesnt have the freedom to poo wherever he likes
Why the fuck don't you guys talk?
TALK TO MEEEE
>>28578209
Omegle is dead at this hour
a bump from beyond the grave