>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>Anonymous, this is the friendship police!
>You have 30 seconds to come outside with three friends or we are authorized to use deadly force!
What would you, /r9k/?
>>28564135
That's not what antisocial means, dumbass
>>28564135
I swear I wasn't setting up a pirate station on that tower block, I was just having a smoke, they left the door open. What? Those keys? Those are just in case of an emergency.
>>28564135
>asocial
>anti-social
Please read the definitions of these two words.
Die like I always wanted
>>28564248
>tfw I fit both definitions of the word
>tfw it makes me happy
>>28564135
Come out alone.
>"How the fuck am I supposed to get them to come out with me? I have to call them first!"
>>28564327
>You're going down, you friendless creep!
This sounds like the stupid version of the virgin patrol story.
>>28564135
I knew this will happen one day.
Come get some, pigs.
>>28564135
Deadly force, huh? I think we can reach mutually beneficial compromise here.
>>28564135
i would be happy that it is finally over