>tfw you have to settle for a short guy
What? No you don't. You're just selling yourselfshort[/spoiler ]
>>28563980
Could be worse, could be carrying your father's gross baby
the fact that you have a penis probably plays into that
>>28563980
Don't. I got chewed out for wanting a tall guy on another thread.
>>28563980
I'm 6'2" you fucking whore
>>28563980
I'm 6'5.
Not that I want you or even care who or what the fuck you are, I just like announcing my height like a vegan.
I'm 6'5 btw
Didn't radiohead make a song about manlets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo7o75-w94c
>>28564086
That's pretty hot. I'd let you slay my pussy with that single credential.
>>28564099
got a good kek out of this. oregano spices
>>28563980
I'm 1,92m and where I come from we don't honour our British overlords by using their colonial time measurement system.
>tfw no short robot bf still
>>28564118
this is what I look like btw
>>28564118
>>28564178
>pretending to be me on a tibetan smoke signal trading website
Jeez anon I know you wish you were a chad but we can't all have god tier genetics amirite?
Does my 7.5/10 face make up for my 5 foot 7 stature?
>>28564199
>Jeez anon I know you wish you were a chad but we can't all have god tier genetics amirite?
Yeah you have god tier genetics, that's why you're on this board on a fucking saturday night. People like you are the absolute bottom of the barrel.
>>28564210
Nice facial hair, pubic steve
>>28564210
>7.5/10
you're a 5 matey
>>28564225
don't be jealous
Besides, I had to take a break from my busy schedule of parties and crushing puss to study for my uni exam on monday
>>28564210
Without wanting to be me, it's probably a 4.5 face. Theres nothing wrong with it, just nothing stands out on it. Bit egg shaped aswell. Also get rid of the facial hair.
>>28564268
B-BUT /SOC/ SAID OTHERWISE XDDD
>>28564178
Just go for an edgy Kylo Ren kind of vibe and you'll be good breh assuming you have no acne.
>>28564210
You'd be completely average if you were of average height, but a point gets taken off for each inch below that.
>>28564240
>>28564268
I was rated by a Femanon on /soc/. I think she's a better judge of looks than you sad fucks. Anyway, the pic might be distorted because the camera was so close. Here's a pic with a greater distance
>>28564295
>B-BUT /SOC/ SAID OTHERWISE XDDD
:3
>>28564311
You look bored on all photos. Plus you are average, which would result in a 5 out of 10.
>>28564295
>>28564311
See? Let it be known that I'm always right.
>>28564314
Stop harassing me with your furry emotes.
>>28564311
Shave that hippy shit off your face.
>>28564346
>Stop harassing me with your furry emotes.
Do I have to?
>>28564311
whatever you say, Jawless John
>>28564354
It makes me more masculine. I tried becoming a trap but I couldn't get a hold of the hormones
>>28564178
Plastic surgery can fix a weak chin. The height makes it worth it~
>>28564311
>I was rated by a Femanon on /soc/. I think she's a better judge of looks than you sad fucks.
This is funnier than it should be.
>>28564346
Note how I said "a Femanon on /soc/".
>>28564277
God, I'm so fucking wet.
>>28564369
>it makes me more masculine
It makes you look like at 11 year old turkish girl
you literally look like malala yusef with a beard
>>28564367
Fuck you
>>28564338
Okay, here's a more exciting photo
>>28563980
>tfw you have to settle for a dumb bitch
Oh wait, no I don't!
GET REKT YOU LOOSE HO
>>28564357
Yes, you do.
>>28564384
No one cares, dumb normalfag.
>>28564404
Much better, now trim that shit nigga
>>28563980
being that ugly and flat chested you should be happy you can find anyone to settle for, kek
>>28564404
It's weird that there exists a person who is using this guy's photos like this. I can't tell if this means the guy is really handsome or really ugly but it's fascinating none the less.
>tfw you'll never live under a bridge in the woods and only return to civilization in winter to stay with your five months a year boyfriend/husband/foodman
>>28564459
you aren't even abiologicalwoman, kill yourself mentally ill faggot
>>28564427
You obviously do. I also have a big dick so suck on that (or preferably your Gf) pic related ;)
>>28563980
He had to settle for a fat girl so cut him some slack
>>28564455
i think its more that he's so plain and uninteresting looking, desu. clearly bait, why are you summerfags giving this thread any attention anyway?
>>28564445
It'd look worse and I mean eggman tier
>>28564455
I know that guy but I'm the real deal. I do attention whore a bit I admit
>>28564479
No one wants to see your tiny timothy you fucking queer.
>>28564479
His gf would be lucky, tbhonestly.
>>28564404
Like, the user half of your face is nice, but from the nose down is just abysmal. A scraggly pure beard is not a substitution for a chin. Save up for rhinoplasty and chin implant with contouring.
Regards,
A female that isn't from some circlejerk /soc/ thread
P.S. This isn't a circlejerk /soc/ thread so stop posting your pics anytime.
>>28564295
>>28564346
>>28564427
>it's a Doj thread
Fucking disgusting
>>28564504
>implying that is even his dick
this sad sack of shit is just posting other people's pics dude. very little on 4chan is real, only an idiot would take anything posted here as fact.
>>28564476
Am to
>>28564520
then stop giving him (You)s, moron. that's the only reason he's here. his pathetic little brain thinks that he's important if he gets (You)s.
>>28564479
I think you're confusing me with a generic /r9k/ user, my dude. I am, in fact, not as angsty and insecure as these users and am genuinely experiencing second hand embarrassment from you unironically trying to win an argument regarding whether you're a dumb shit or not by posting a picture of your alleged penis.
You're about just as immature as the mongoloids on this board.
>>28564504
notice the watermark.
>>28564516
Nah I've given up on life. I want to become a trap and become a camwhore (covering up my face of course). I live in california so do any anons know the process of transisioning here?
>>28564533
wearing your sister's panties doesn't make you a biological woman dude, sorry you can't wrap your head around that
>>28564553
No you're some fucking trip fag attention whore trying to act tough. I'd beat the shit out of you
>>28564500
>I know that guy but I'm the real deal. I do attention whore a bit I admit
nah the real guy is a bulgarian slav who's english is so broken you can tell from his posts
you are an autist at the next level
>>28564566
>implying I wear underwear
You sound like a housie
>>28564578
>I'D BEAT U UP
Am I on xbox live talking to a 14 year old on Halo 3?
>>28564561
Oh goddamnit. That one got me. I'm gigglin.
>>28564561
>>28564578
You're literally asking how to become a tranny. I doubt you're all that tough lol
>>28564595
>im so unique i dont even wear underwears lol
wow you're so different and special from everyone. wow. you're so cool. wow. kill yourself you fucking attention whore degenerate
>>28564099
ahahahahaha
oh god i fucking love short little dudes.
>>28564602
You were right about the penis pic. It's not real because you can see the watermark in the corner. I'm fucking depressed so I'm sorry if I lash out. I just want to camwhore and live a sedentary life. My dick is fucking tiny
>>28564311
>>28564311
you're a 5/10 facial-wise but your dead eyes knock it down to 4-4.5/10
>>28564619
Jesus, don't /actually/ get upset, this whole thread is a joke
>>28564619
Calm down Anon, please.
>>28564651
You seriously need to leave.
C-can I be in the group of manlets that don't get lead to the gas chambers?
>>28564684
Says the tripfag. I'm not any more mentally screwed than the average person here. I live in califrornia and I don't have a scooby how to become trans.
>>28564691
>receding
>beta bulge eyes
>not even jacked
Front of the line, untermensch
>>28564667
i love how you think this whole thread is a joke but that I was actually being serious. Dude nothing posted here is fact, everything is a shitpost. You should develop a thicker skin if you think everyone is lashing out at you, 2bh
>>28564691
How tall are the inserts in your shoes that you're able to lean on the bar?
>>28564740
>I'm NOT mad
>YOU need to grow a thicker skin
hmm
>>28564691Only if you're a virgin, to be honest.
>>28564591
Here's my real penis
>>28564727
I used to be jacked as fuck ;_;
Like I seriously was like the 3rd down from my gym's squat record, and I destroyed the record for multiples of bodyweight on damn near every lift.
>>28564762
no bully plz... I have gotten over the insecurity. I used to buy shoes thinking about if they gave me an extra inch or two. Now I wear Adidas Supremes
>>28564786
>this is a joke thread
>takes everything super srs
i think you need to reevaluate your situation here, fampai, you're kind of embarrassing yourself with how butthurt you are
>>28564691
you're kind ofqt 2bh senpai minus the balding
>>28564823
>I've gotten over the insecurity
Then you have officially broken free from the shackles of being a manlet. You get to skip the gulag this time.
>>28564832
I'm not the one writing out paragraphs dude
>>28565142
paragraphs? i think you're confusing me with other people in this thread, friendo
>>28564210
Did you became a meme in the end, m8?
Stop posting my pictures you fucks!
