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>tfw you give handjobs to your doge so he wouldn't end
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>tfw you give handjobs to your doge so he wouldn't end up as sexually frustrated as you are
who else /male brotherhood/ here
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>>28563118


That's why you turn your dog into a eunuch at a young age.

Then they live their lives happy and care free and never have to worry about all the problems bitches cause.
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>>28563118
Holy FUCK
Kill yourself
Nigga thats Disgusting
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i did that to my ct before the cutted his balls off
i made him cum, and i was probably the only one

now my cat gets all horny when i pet him and shows his anus while grabbing the cloth under his paws
no furry tho, just a bro like u OP
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>>28563147
Why? I'm also trying to teach him to do it himself, but it takes time. And poor boy has needs.

>>28563144
Now that's just cruel. He's my only real bro and deserves better.
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>>28563184
>I'm also trying to teach him to do it himself, but it takes time. And poor boy has needs.
Why did reading this make me hard.

Elaborate.
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>>28563251
I stroke his dick back and forth with a blanket so he would associate the blankett with jerking off, and he already understood he can bang it by himself by grabing it with his legs on a certain position. But it's tricky so it slips away when he's actually doing it.
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I used to live with a person who had two unfixed girl cats and they'd always go I to heat at the same and rub their cat pussies together while doing those throaty yowls and it made me deeply uncomfortable.
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>>28563313
You ought to get him a hump doll that he can mount easier.
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>>28563313
Do you get aroused from doing this in any way?

How long does it take for him to cum? What's the consistency of his semen?
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>>28563320
Lol the cats would scissor each other?
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>>28563416
Yes. They'd stand there, tail to tail, and just rub up against one another for prolonged periods while meowing up a storm.
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>ywn be taken into captivity by advanced aliens who feel this level of caring for you and your plight and supply you with a sexbot
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>>28563406
>Do you get aroused from doing this in any way?
No, this is purely for him to be healthy. Do you think I'm sick or something.

>How long does it take for him to cum?
Couple of minutes.

>What's the consistency of his semen?
It ends in the blankett so I don't really know.

>>28563342
Can I buy that online?
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>>28563459
>Do you think I'm sick or something.
Your image suggested it was more than simply for health reasons.
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>>28563459
Yeah, you can get em online. I'm not sure what the prices are. Look up HotDoll or Doggie Lover Doll and you should get some hits. I'm sure there are other brands or even some DIY instructables on how to make one.
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>>28563477
Well there's that warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you're making someone happy.

>>28563535
thank you
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>>28563118
you need to just stop
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