Why are we still virgins? Just to suffer?
Every night I feel my dick...and my balls...even my nipples. The sex I've never had...the gfs I've never had...won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?
>>28562390
I'm alredy a wizard, Kaz.
>>28562390
>baws get down!
>That there's a female human: one post by her on social media can cut a man's reputation in half. Crawl along the ground to get away from her position.
>>28562390
>tfw not only is mgsv incomplete, there will also never be a sequel to metal gear rising because konami is insane now
>>28562390
https://clyp.it/0emauoxp
>>28562390
look, motherfucker! it's not as good as loving the girl. you think fucking a pussy is awesome? whats awesome is killing your faggot self and facing your fears but anyway keep thinking its like a life changing experience
>>28564245
Fucking hilarious. This is why I still visit this board.
>>28562390
>>28562390
You too have known LOSS, and that LOSS torments you still. You hope hatred might someday replace the pain, but it never goes away. It makes a man hideous, inside and out. Wouldn't you agree? We both are wizards. Our humanity won't return.
>>28565218
https://clyp.it/vc1a1ivz
>>28564245
TOP FUCKING KEK M8 ACTUALL QUALLITY POST!
>>28562390
We have no tomorrow: but there's still hope for sex. In our struggle to avoid the Stacies, we push the sex farther away. Will I see a real life pussy in my lifetime if I stay as I am? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. I have to drag out the Chad inside me, if I want to have sex. That's what I, what WE, will leave as our legacy.
>>28564245
That was perfect.
>>28565218
WHOis making these?
>>28565726
meant to quote
>>28564245
>>28565354
ORIGINALIOOO
>>28564245
amazing
you feel the originality too, don't you?
It's done, Anon. This world will become one.I have found the way. The world that Elliot envisioned will finally become a reality. Race, height, dick size, even our faces will be irrelevant. The nature of dating itself will change, and it will make mankind whole again.
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>>28563065
>there will also never be a sequel to metal gear rising because konami is insane now
This hurts me every single day anon
>>28564245
Jesus Christ
aofuydfnasocyn
>>28565726
I am making them, anon
>>28562390
>still craving sex
You must not be any older than 18. Either that, or you suck masturbating
>>28566271
You're pretty good
pls make this
>>28565865
>>28566271
Keep going, mgsv is a metaphor of my life.
>>28566271
>>28566372
>>28566405
Gotcha guys
https://clyp.it/lib1p13t
>>28566531
>The world that Elliot envisioned will finally become a reality.
What did he mean by this?
>>28566531
Someone make more quotes for the man, I have 0 creative power
>>28564245
infuckinggenuious
In his eyes the greatest symbiotic parasite the world has ever known isn't microbial - it's girlfriend. Girlfriends are what keep civilization, our world - alive. Free the world. Not by taking men's money. But by taking their virginity.
