> mfw the smallest size condoms are too big and keep slipping off
> mfw I realize I can't have protected sex
That's OK. You probably shouldn't be having sex anyway, with a penis that small.
I order Japanese ones off amazon
Just how """"big""" is your penis?
Try Hotshots. They're made for 12-14 year olds.
damn son, just how tiny is your pecker?
>>28562489
vienna sausage tier
>>28562583
>tfw
Why did i have to be born this is way
>>28562583
wow that reminds me of when I was like 12 or 13 and I showed my 5" hairy dick to my friend and he whips out his little vienna sausage (he was a few months away from puberty). awkward.then we sucked dicks, but it felt gross because he was still a little kid
You can order specially made custom condoms online OP.
Mysize i think they're called?
>>28562638
T-T-Thank you. I'll check that out Anon.
I have a 3 inch dick would a small condom fit me? Not like I'd get any sex and I would probably kill myself if I had to walk into a store and buy fucking small condoms.
>>28562844
No, they won't fit.
>>28562115
>mfw regular sized condoms fit me just fine
>tfw too scared to even go to a prostitute with my babydick
Should i just kill myself
>>28562880
You don't think whores see babydicks on the regular?
It will be nothing new. Plenty of guys have small dicks.
>>28562907
Yeah but i mean literal babydick, 3 inch with barely any girth
>>28562880
>prostitute told me I have a big dick
>I knew she was lying but I appreciated it nonetheless
>>28562958
How big are you? Did you get pleasure from it?
>>28563015
About 5 inches. Sure, it was great
>>28563048
Oh fuck off dude
>>28562115
Its almost like the condom factory wants you to die
>"if someone cant fit are smallest condom then the deserve herpies"
>>28562939
At least you don't have a micro penis.
Pic related.
>>28563108
Oh my gosh that is soadorable
>>28563108
Fembot here
>tfw no micro penis bf
>>28563108
It's pretty obvious you're pushing it in
>>28563162
Why would you want this?
Would a micropenis bf allow you to fuck Chad on the side?
>>28563108
Better work on your finger and tongue game, Anon.
>>28563174
I'm pretty sure he's pushing the fat in front of it in to make his penis visible.
