What's your kink/fetish r9k?
Lately I'm really into imagining myself as a teenager again being raped and impregnated repeatedly by some kind of monster.
>>28561631
My biggest fetish is imagining someone loves me.
I've always had this thing for hypnotizing people, or anything to do with hypnosis really, I usually hypnotize anons and strangers. Although I've never been under myself and would love to try.
>>28561738
What would you do with hypnotized people?
I've been hypnotized to sleep a few times but not much else.
Lately I've been fantasizing of Hillary Clinton raping me with a strap on.
Being spooned by a taller girl.
>tfw 6'
>>28561814
Seems like that's a lot of /r9k/ lately. Bring on the matriarchy. We /femdom/ now.
>>28561706
I know that feel bro
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>wetlook
>oiling
>futa
>traps
>furry
>>28561778
Yeah I have used it alot to help people with sleep, In general I used it quite a bit for helping people with minor issues like stress relief, and caffeine addiction. I've also messed around with making them feel hot/cold, or numb in certain areas, having people laugh uncontrollably or react a certain way to a certain phrase, I've had people get stuck to their chair, or see something that isn't there(this one is hard). I've also done some orgasm triggers, and arousal triggers, and some massages with invisible hands with the one girl I used to know who had a kink for this stuff.
>>28561738
>tfw you can't be hypnotized because you know hypnosis only works if you let it work
I used to be really into WarpMyMind stuff, which is kind of low quality.
I did try IRL hypnosis once(to try and cure my shyness), but ended up laughing half way through.
>>28561631
i like fat chicks but only and only if they have pretty faces
Two nignogs come stormin' into my flat uninvited, rip me knickers off, one starts snoggin me faffer while the other starts givin me arsehole a good rogerin', then the both start wazzin on me mug and all 3 of us share a fag afterward.
>>28561631
Girls getting absolutely wrecked drunk or out of their minds on drunk, preferably accidentally.
Thank god celebrities love getting hammered as I always have new material.
Biggest fetishes are:
>mother/son incest
>paizuri
>unaware crushing
>>28561906
I had an ex who could do basic hypnotism stuff and he would use it to help me sleep if I was sick.
Invisible lewd hand massages sound nice. How did you learn to hypnotize?
>>28561631
Love
Monogamy
Non-negroid races
>>28561631
monogamy
> t f w
>>28561912
Honestly it seems like the people who can benefit the most from hypnosis also happen to be the hardest to hypnotize for that exact reason. How did the WMM stuff go? any effects at all? Yeah they are pretty bad from what I've seen.
Leopard-print clothing. Especially underwear or bikinis.
Dunno why it turns me on so much, but it does.
>>28561946
why would they want to share a fag with you when they already shared a fag between the two of them?
Black chicks
>inb4 Bebe
>my beloved gf spoon feeding me her soft shit for breakfast
>tfw no scat gf
>>28561970
Jelly as fuck, although I doubt she was into it the way I am.
From the feedback I got they're pretty damn nice.
I already had a basic idea of how the process went due to my fetish, all I really did was copy others until I got a feel for what worked and didn't, youtube is an excellent resource as long as it's not fake (which is easy to tell). 4chan is great for finding volunteers to practice on, the anonymity really helps for both parties.
>>28561983
nice mspaint pics
>>28562160
Yeah it wasn't his fetish at all or anything and he only knew how to do it because his mother knew how to do it and would do it to all of her children when they were sick. It's only a minor fetish of mine so I never bothered trying to be hypnotized beyond that.
Have you thought about getting some kind of license or whatever and making a business eventually?
Feet
Big asses
Asian girls
>>28562244
Ah makes sense, it would be pretty useful for that.
I have yeah but I've managed to keep everyone I know IRL out of the loop on my hypnosis interest, I'm not sure if I want to cross the two you know? I always worry about the awkward situations that might unfold if all my friends/family were always asking me to hypnotize them.
Diapers/ageplay
I know it's weird, I'll never find love I've accepted that
>>28561983
I wonder why /pol/ doesn't stay on /pol/ when they get BTFO every time they step outside with their meme politics.
>>28562350
Ahh, I see how that would be an issue. Too bad though, there's money to be made.
>>28562405
This
Don't know how it developed also I'm into general femdom latex boots and bein spanked
My mind is so defective lol and yes I will never find love but that has more to do with my shit genetics than anything
>>28562424
>"h-ha guys look it's POL" counts as btfo
>this is what numales actually believe in between donating to Feminist Frequency and apologizing to strangers for being white near them
>>28562425
Yeah thats for sure, they can charge ridiculous fees for a session. I think if I do end up doing something with it, it would be an online sort of deal, skype hypnosis or something, or even just some hypnosis recordings.
>>28561631
Lately I've been really into water bondage and drowning
Shit where you can really see the terrified look on the girls face
I'm not trying to be edgy, it's literally the only thing that does it for me anymore
I have a thing about nasty girl voyeur stuff. Some of the stuff, like watching showering, changing, etc is relatively normal. But I also want to see them peeing and pooping. Not scat, or drinking pee or anything, just them doing the act.
You guys are all fucking weird. I thought I was strange because I can't come unless I touch the girl's asshole, but this? Holy shit.
>>28562628
That's called EFRO, erotic female relief observance. There's tonnes of it on sites like motherless and eroprofile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbcRRgbieCQ
>>28561631
Being forced to become a girl and get pimped out by my captor.N-no homo.
Owning a qt cowgirl as a pet, tying her up and milking her daily, and keeping her constantly pregnant.
>>28562160
How do you get volunteers here, just throw a thread up? how many volunteers do you usually get?
>>28562657
Get on our level, pleb.
Eating my own cum after a fap.
But as soon as I cum I don't want to anymore. Fuck... I wish I could be a cum guzzler and love it.
>>28562804
Yeah I usually make a hypnosis thread or post in a contactfag thread, the number can vary from 0 to 15 I had at once (which I only made it to about half).
>>28562950
I got in the habit of doing that. It's not even a fetish anymore, just a convenient way of cleaning up.
>>28563054
Did you used to lose the desire right after?
>>28563054
>>28562950
You are both disgusting. How can you live with yourselves?
>>28563143
I barely can.
I think it's because I'm so deprived of love regular fapping doesn't do it anymore...
It's a common thing, I mean there are roll threads on /b/ all the time.
>>28561631
Pretty young girls (middle school young)
>Underwater
>Incest (daughter/father and brother/sister)
>Bodypaint
>Slave girls
>Panties
>Brainwashing
>Traps
>Interracial (with white men only)
>Small tits
>Injuries
>Goth/emo
>Time stop
That's about it, and I don't feel ashamed about it at all.
>>28563186
That's not a kink man that's just normal, provided they have tits. You talking 13+ or so?
>>28561631
>dry humping
>horses
>prego
>granny
>tranny
>cp
>>28563236
Only attracted, 100%.
I've been going on omegle, posing as some kind of kinky, extremely submissive female furfag, and trying to find someone who's not an autistic 15 year old to have some kinky ERP with.
I've managed to find 2 people out of the four times I've tried this week.
I think it's time to give it a rest for a while.
>>28563304
I'd still consider you normal.
>>28563270
that pic made me laugh for like 30 seconds straight
>>28563329
You're delusional, then.
>>28563005
still taking people? I'd love to try
>>28563236
nice try FBI. Stop baiting the arrests
>>28563435
Yeah sure, [email protected] hit me up, if anyone else also wants to have a go at being hypnotized, we can set something up.
>>28562693
Thats a good one
Blox
>>28562459
>>this is what numales actually believe in between donating to Feminist Frequency and apologizing to strangers for being white near them
holy fuck, literally straight in with the buzzwords and archetyping.
you forgot to call me a cuck! :^)
>>28561836
Hell the fuck yes I would like this
>>28563801
Let's attack the way he presented the argument and not the argument itself.
> :^)
You're not much better.
>>28561631
girls touching my butthole
>consensual sex with lots ofkissing
>>28564076
you fuckin sicken me
>>28561631
Ejaculating, my fetish is ejaculating. Ejaculating gets me off.
>>28563622
Awesome I'll send you a message
>>28561631
>a woman loving me unconditionally as I do her, matching me intellectually and sharing some commom interests.
>Things one likes but the other doesn't would be tolerated so the other can be happy
>tfw true love is a lie
>tfw no woman would even bother to date me
How do I stop the pain, robots?
Garter belts
>>28561946
Thanks for the giggle
Moms
Not milfs, I just want an older gf who will pretend to be my mom
I like to be dominated physically and mentally by cute girls.
>>28562471
I like that too desu ;_;
Recommendations?
Oraganelius blox
if these feet don't turn you on, you should see a doctor
>>28562628
If you had a gf and she was open to it would you want her to let you watch on the toilet? To me that would seem like a profound form of intimacy.
>>28562659
I never knew there was a name for that. Thanks.
>>28565645
watch her*
Right now it's a handicapped gf that I can convince that I'm good enough for her while she totally ignores or discredits me...
I bring her gifts and all the Thai food she loves, and she calls her friend and shares it with her and not me.
They sit there eating and giggling while I just watch family guy or something. And I can tell something is awry.
I finance the handi-car then she leaves me for the girl because she has no feeling in the vag (thats her line anyway) then i try to get a fat chick only to be ignored and rejected.
a slut wearing a leather jacket
>>28561706
this one got me goodTHIS WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN AND IT WILL NEVER GET BETTER
>>28561836
wow this is really adorable. too bad im not 6'1''!
>>28566423
You sound like wife material
>>28561631
Primrose Everdeen
>>28566663
thankyou cuteness patootnesss
