> he imagined himself playing his favorite song in front of his classmates
>he imagined himself beating the shit out of Chad in class with sick martial arts moves
>>28560587
>>28560722
His ego imagines himself in many situations where he come off as favourable or desireable. His ego poisons his mind with desire, longing and false hope. His ego should just go.
>>28560587
>>28560722
Both of these.
Robot minds think alike.and it was always a linkin park song too
>>28560587
I do that all the time even now.I've been out of school for 4 years
>mfw Chad brings his guitar and plays Wonderwall for the class
>he imagined getting his ass kicked in front of everyone he knew
>he imagined everyone feeling sorry for him and shaming his opponent
>he imagined his crush feeling sorry and falling in love with him
>>28561664
that's a whole new level of pathetic.
I actually did sing two songs in front of my entire class. It was fucking glorious, everyone loved it.
>>28561745
yep
Sometimes I would be the one winning the fight, but everyone still rooted for me
>he imagined he could stop time and fuck all the girls in the classroom.
>>28561921
>he imagined stoping time and going around doing normal thing, except with one to see him
>>28561157
sure thing buddhistfag
let me just open up a space for your multigenerational group mind parasite to move into
wow now I'm a leprotic beggar who lives in a trash can and eats mud and sticks and gets beaten by everyone but I'm okay with it????
well fucking memed my friend
>he tactically cleared the house with a fake gun when he thought nobody was home
fuck my dad shot me
>>28561157
give up ur ego to me *gives you a bag of wet garbage in return*
>>28560587
I actually did perform a lot of cool songs in front of my classmates. Brought me nothing. Sluts camping under the stage screaming my name, still refusing to engage in social activities with me just a moment later.
>>28561664
>>28560587
>>28560722
Why is this place filled with my clones?
>>28561921
>he imagined he could stop time and fuck all the girls in the classroom.
Holy shit
Are you me?
>>28561182
>tfw iktf
>tfw Meteora was my favorite album for five years
>tfw I fell for the learn guitar meme
nawh, I used to imaging myself finding and beating the shit out of my dad who walked out on my mom when I was 2. Then after I graduated I actually took a year off to try and find the guy. Seriously tracking a dude down after 16+ years is tough as shit. I did eventually find him after 4 months of looking and finding people that knew him and were he might have gone. I couldn't even bring myself to punch him ether, he lives in some dead end trailer park with a hooker and drinks himself to the point of passing out daily.
>he imagined killing his crush's ex after he kidnapped her and becoming her hero
>also getting some cool scars out of it
>he went on a walk thinking he would bump into a girl he knew from high school
>he imagined an r9k where these threads wouldn't get made five times a day
>he imagined himself running for school president and blowing people away with his fantastic debate skills and verbally humiliating chads and Stacy's on stage before the final vote.
>>28560587
>tfw I actually did it
felt good man, they probably didn't care for the type of music but they were impressed with my banjo picking skills
>>28562617
>banjo picking skills
That's a good thing. Banjos don't get the recongition they deserve.
>he imagined himself as a quiet, intellectual person who had a better grasp on reality than his classmates
>his grades were terrible and his "intellectualism" stems from watching war and political documentaries on YouTube
>he thinks he's naturally quiet because he doesn't like to waste words on meaningless conversation but he actually can't speak more than two words without coming off as a spastic retard
>>28560587
>he imagined a xenomorph bursting into class and killing everyone so he could save the day
>He imagines himself secretly being a powerful being
>He imagined becoming the anti-christ and levitating out of his pew screaming in Latin. He then would start emitting a red aura all around him and kill everyone in Mass.
>He imagined a shooter rushing into Mass killing everyone
>He imagined befriending the school shooter by promising to videotape and play music for him
>>28561588
>women just melt istening to his shitty cover
That experience taught me a valuable lesson, there are no hobbies that will make you attractive, being attractive and having hobbies makes you even more attractive.
That's all there is to it
>he imagined himself transforming into the hulk and destroying his home and killing his parents, after being told to vacuum the house
>>28561921
My man
lewd city for days.
I always felt like if I had this power, time would resume as normal just as I was at my worst with someone and I would have to commit sudoku out of shame.
>he expected a letter from Hogwarts saying he'd been chosen to attend and is actually a wizard
>he imagined himself going back in time to help Hitler win WW2, warn Julius Caesar about Brutus, or introducing his favorite empire to modern technology
>>28563139
Caesar's death is the only reason the Empire survived, his successors were much better statesmen
>he imagined beating his crush's gf up in class after being provoked by him
>he imagined his crush defending him when her friends brought him up to make fun of him
>>28562682
I recognize this artist but I can't remember the name, can you help a brotha out
>tfw he thought that Chads would be bums on the street after high school while he'll have a nice career and a great house
>tfw he didn't know that looks and charisma rules the world
>tfw Chad has well-paying job while he struggling with college bills and shitty internships that don't pay
Ha, that's something I actually did back then, checkmate OP
Me on the left
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT'S NOT TRUE
JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE
>>28563334
>the autist plays bass
no surprises here
>actually did play in the talent show one year with some other people
>everybody seemed to like me for two days or so before they forgot and went back to ignoring me
At least it was fun.
>>28563581
That's a guitar, bassist is the second to right
>>28563139
>introducing his favorite empire to modern technology
oh shit I actually did this
>>28560722
>tfw could actually 1v1 chad but chads don't fight fairly and gang up on you
>>28564239
which one?and why was it the Holy Roman Empire?
>the quiet kid does a martial arts routine at the talent show
>everyone loved it and he became super popular because of it
>become extremely envious of him and day dream about being him
>>28562593
he daydreamed he became a 12" pornstar fucking the shit out of the hottest chicks and my onitis masterbating to these vids of me
WE'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he imagined switching bodies with chad and fucking stacie and her whispering "chad you are so different I like it tehe"
>>28560587
I actually genuinely disliked my classmates, I did imagine playing my favourite songs in front of Naruto characters though, which is probably more embarrassing (although in that scenario I was also a character I created just for the occasion)
>>28562655
Robert?
Original
Dosukoi
Dosukoi
>>28561664
>he didn't imagine the school being invaded by school shooters
>he didn't imagine the school shooters killing all his bullies
>he didn't imagine himself beating the shit out of the school shooter and being the hero of the school
pretty lame desu
I listened to electronic music. How would I play that in front of. Classmates?
>>28562564
why would you think that robot?
>>28566825
eletronic music isn't music sorry
>>28566825
you can make electronic sounds our lifeforce is electricity man just go bee bop boop
