How does a robot dress?
I'm 19, 5'11 and pretty skinny so pic related works for me.
Autism controls nearly every aspect of my life, but my dress sense is still pseudo-normie.
>>28559887
>wearing a hat backwards
literally kill yourself you hooligan fucker goddamn i hate you swaggot homos
yea, flip that hat around so we can see the obey logo, your original we love you
>>28559887
no one gives a fuck tho
>>28559887
>backwards hat
>skinny jeans
Faggot detected.
>>28559887
>skinny jeans
>superdry tshirt
>unzipped jacket for the extra swag points xD
>hat on backwards
>adidas shoes
Try wearing more mature clothes so you won't look like such a chav.
>>28559887
>alpha industries bomber jacket
>skintight jeans
>adidas boost
>backwards cap
It's like somebody pulled you right out of a bad WYWT thread on /fa/.
Sorry for making fun of you though.
How I dress:
>sweater
>t-shirt
>pants
Pretty generic, but it's comfy.
On the right. This is pretty much how I dress every day.
>>28559887
jeans and a t-shirt or buttondown
>>28560007
I like it. Nice and simple.
You dress like this one guy I hang out with that always gets 2 or 3 beers deep and tries sucking another dudes dick. Is that you nick?
>>28559887
Why is that all the young people these days wear fucking peter pan trousers? Where the fuck are the normal jeans?
>>28559887
Holy shit OP I think I know you. Where you from?
>>28559887
You look like a faggot, you are no better then a chav
>>28560007
Why the fuck do you have a boner? You are a massive faggot and your buddy fucking skinny ass twigs in the gym my sides
I wear this every day
>>28559887
Can you get those jeans any tighter? Must have a small dick M8
You can't go wrong with casual dress. Chinos or slacks, oxford shirt, oxfords or loafers for shoes, buzzcut or Hitler youth haircut. I sometimes mix it up with jeans and a black v neck with desert boots or a tank and track pants with trainers.
>>28560007
Of course you're the guy on the right taking the picture. It would be weird if you weren't wouldn't it. How would you have the picture.
>>28560555
Get a haircut faggot, you wont ever be able to pass as a woman if thats what you are trying to do
>>28560555
who puts an outlet into a mirror wtf
>>28559887
looks like fucking T.J. Detweiler from Recess
>Light blue boot cut jeans
>Leather perfecto
>black or white long sleeved oversive tshirt
>Brown combat boots
I prefer comfort to style
>>28560559
You must have a vagina if you get this triggered over a person's poor fashion choices.
>inb4 'y-you have a sm-sm-small d-dick to 11!1!!'
>>28560579
That's my beard, you cunt!
>>28560619
Pathetic this is worse then OP
>>28560630
Not him but his jeans are pretty tight senpai
>>28560598
The kid in this picture looks way better then
>>28559887
This small dicked fag
>>28560641
It's basic. Why do you care so much ?
>only wear dark colors or grey - sometimes a very dark green
>plain jumpers
>plain t-shirts
>plain black jeans
>plain black trainers
I try to look as bland as possible.
>>28560580
I'm guessing the plug was already there and he added the extra mirror around it so he can stare at his cock every time hes in the bathroom, look at where its placed?
>>28560725
Post an outfit
>thought I looked good when this picture was taken
>show it to friend
>get laughed at
Haven't bothered trying to look good since, and you can tell from the filename that it was taken in 2013.
>>28560725
Black jeans are pushing it senpai, you shower at least right? For some reason lots of people who wear plain T-shirts dont shower or do laundry
>>28559887
It's fine for now, just remember to maybe reconsider the high school dropout look when you hit your 20s
>>28560785
You need to lose weight man, you don't look like a huge faggot though, OP takes number 1 in that
>>28560785
Who the fuck wears a scarf and a leather jacket together? Like did you not look in the mirror before the picture was taken? do you not realize you look like a goofy motherfucker?
>>28559887
if it wasn't the skinny jeans, that would be a good erci-harris-outfit
work on that jeans and you're ready for school shooting
>that is a compliment
>>28559973
>Pretty generic, but it's comfy.
pretty generic? literally if you removed one item from that list you'd be naked. get a clue you fucking cunt
>>28560785
I feel like you should never wear both a leather jacket and a scarf at the same time but apart from that you look pretty good desu, not bad looking either. I like the leather jacket and dark tshirt look though so maybe I'm biased
>>28559887
You look like you drink a bottle of Popov vodka, and smoke a pack a day that you stole
>>28560796
Yes I shower daily. Why are black jeans pushing it?
>>28560763
Errr...I'm not posting a pic, but it's not hard to imagine a guy wearing black jeans and a plain t-shirt?
>>28560785
Why the fuck do you have a scarf on? Are you a eurofag?
>>28559887
I'd love to hurt you, and feed you to my dogs
>>28560785
From what I can see from the blur, it's the scarf.
Takes it from average numale to 2008 potterhead
>>28560725
I tried doing this because I have this weird thing of never trying to stand out.
The problem with that my friend, is when you try to look too bland you stand out.
You have to chameleon yourself among the Normies.
>>28560854
Black jeans are what underage highschoolers wear senpai, and why the fuck would you want to look like OP
>>28559887
I think I was 19 too in this picture, usually wore something like this but beige and black pants mostly.
>>28559887
I'm glad I am out of highschool, those jeans look pretty baggy on you faggot, I would love to slap that hat off you, I wouldnt be suprised if some day you get hooked on meth
>>28559887
You look like an american slav, and thats not a compliment
>>28560919
That car's front cover doesnt look practical at all. Still looks nice.
>>28560919
Not to big of a faggot, where from?
>>28560844
>if you take off your clothes you'll be naked!
That's usually the case.
>>28560894
People don't really notice me. So I think it works.
>>28560903
I don't wear skinny jeans like OP. The jeans I wear are normal. I dress nothing like OP, no backwards cap or a green jacket that is two sizes too small.
>>28560919
How tall are you? holy shit
>>28561021
Well in that case thumbs up my dude, warms whats left of my heart knowing not everyone is like OP
>>28560967
You mean the bonnet? I think the gas shocks were bust so it had to be held up. It could be removed quite easily for good access tho.
>>28560991
Scandinavia, cheers
>>28561025
188-190 cm
>>28561025
Hes around 5'8 most likely also that is a small car, like a micro penis
>>28560538
>thinking that's a boner
mysides.jpg
>>28560832
>>28560846
>>28560862
>>28560875
g-gosh.
Also I was only wearing the scarf because it was my Christmas present that year.Thanks anons.
>>28561069
My gym partner for 5 years was BI, I found out after Inleft the military, I always wonder if he fapled to me.. kinda don't want to know the answer
>>28561108
You could also say you have a scarf on because its cold and thats what there fucking meant for
>>28559887
Dude you look like a twat, hat on backwards, jeans about 5 sizes to small and a jacket that you prob couldnt even zip up
>>28560832
I remember akon did this
>>28559887
Pretty good desu, however like other anons said I do think the bomber is smaller than it should be, but I also like oversized tops so do what you want.
>>28559887
pretty good fit. /r9k/ isnt really the place to go to discus fashion though. Also, someone should post the picture of that faggot with the purple vneck and the vest. That picture always triggers people who don't realize that its bait.
r8 fuccbois
Good god those jeans are tight. Also buy a jacket that fits.
>>28561466
pigeontoe/10
>>28561466
I'm going to need to see those tits and timestamp, or penis if you are a trap, looks like you could make some babies with those hips though
>>28561466
I'm picturing a 16 years old school(girl?)
>>28561466
You look like a gayer version of OP, get a haircut you can't hide those man hands
>>28561511
>>28561515
i'm male ;/
original commentasfnkkhls
>>28561466
Are you a male or female? You look like a faggot?
>>28561511
Its a man you faggot, its OP with a wig on
>>28560903
>Black jeans are what underage highschoolers wear
jesus christ they've been worn by everyone of any age for ages
you probably wear tan or beige chinos regularly
>>28561488
>>28561496
>>28561511
>>28561515
>>28561535
>>28561580
>>28561590
okay okay
is this less faggy?
>>28559887
man I'm not even gonna rip on you why did you skip leg day? leg day aint just lifting get to running
>>28561634
Are you sure you're not a girl, this isn't right.
Tits or gtfo
>>28561634
still faggy and why is it so hard to fully tie your shoes?
>>28560894
I tried dressing "normal" yesterday, but I think everyone thought I was homeless.
>omg I'm like, such an autistic robot! so socially awkward! XD
>>28559887
Usually wear this or somethinglike it.
>>28560466
Haha this so much, OP looks like he suck dick on the reg.
>>28561661
>>28561669
are you legit fucking with me or something
i think i dress pretty non faggy desu
>>28561715
Ahh, the old Edgelord Starter Kit
>>28561747
Nice pants, 'mind if I stick my dick in your boipussy?
>>28561651
i know man, i squat, calf raise and lunge 3 times a week, but i just cant seem to put weight on my legs. i would start running, but i dont want to lose weight anywhere else. you feel?
>>28561747
Hey you finally tied your shoes.
Man you dress gayer than anyone I've ever seen, it's almost embarassing
>>28561808
fuck you dude
>>28561777
no
when will trump finally rid us of fags
for everyone calling op a chav, see pic related.
op isnt chav. still faggot though
>>28560903
>black jeans are what underage wear
t. Cargo short enthusiast
They're /fa/ and always will be, autist. Now, chinos are definitely cancer.
>>28561715
>hugo boss
>jewelry
>gun
easy there, autismo
>all these fatties hating on skinny jeans
>>28561715
>gun
fukkin hardcoor dude, radikool xDD
How /sperg/ am I?
>solid color/band/graphic t-shirt
>oversized flannel
>literally whatever jeans
>silly socks
>Tigers or Vans
>Hat, I need a fucking hat
>pic related, I saw an elderly gentleman on the bus and this is pretty much how I dress.
>>28560007
>gym selfies on r9k
I'm done with this place
>>28561850
>no
>when will trump finally rid us of fags
Golly, it sounds like somebody is getting ready for the Pride Parade.
>>28561981
fucking passive-agressive faggots trying to push their agenda
go awayyyyyyy
>>28561466
Literally look like a girl
>>28561634
Now it's questionable
>>28561747
Now you just look like someone that would fuck big dudes in the ass.
I'm confused, are you a guy or a girl?
>>28562097
can you read
i'm male
see
>>28561561
>>28562129
You say that but it's still kind of confusing 2bh
>>28562065
Wow, are you legitimately retarded?
>>28562129
sorry bby
>>28562159
n-not that I know of
Blue jeans, black jacket and shoes, t shirt.
Op, can you post more pics
Here's one I took a while back. I dress like shit most of the time
>>28561747
Aw I'd date you. You're exactly my type.if youre looking for gf
>>28562723
youre probably from america toh
I have a shit fit. Also too poor to afford any designer shit and too tasteless to pull off fast fashion.
If you were a true robot you wouldnt give a fuck at all
Fuck off back to /soc/ you wannabes
>>28561466
Do people actually stand like that naturally? Never really figured it out
>>28559887
M8 u look goofy af no questions u dont get laid
>>28561466
Cute asf. Tie your fucking shoes tho.
>>28562548
MyMomStillBuysMyClothes/10
here's what I normally wear. I like henleys.
>buy hats I never wear (tfw long hair)
>nothing but t shirts with bands/skate company logos
>grey/black skinny jeans
>black socks
>Vans or other skate shoes (actual skaterfag so they wear out quick)
>>28559887
>>28560555
>>28560919
>>28560785
>>28562548
>>28562878
Holy shit are normie clothes boring as fuck.
I wish you could dress like people in anime and be socially acceptable.
>>28561466
Awesome hair, I'm trying to grow mine just like that. I was about to get it cut, though, the awkward phase is horrible, but that just gave me hope.
Generally:
>either a loose-fitting t-shirt or a plaid/flannel button-up
>regular fit jeans of different colors
>Rockports
>if I need a jacket, either a fleece plaid jacket, or a thin army jacket
I know someone who's 200 lbs. at 5'7. He almost always wears skinny jeans and form-fitting t-shirts because "it's what's hot right now". He's so into them that I don't have the heart to tell him he looks like Humpty Dumpty,
>>28563341
nice skinnyjeans, faggot. stop wearing your sister's clothes
>>28560478
>normal jeans
Grandpa, it's the current year in which we live in.
>>28559887
Don't pull down on that red toggle as to do so might impede your exit in an emergency.
>>28563678
I'll rock these jeans when I bone your sister.
usually i dress like this
>>28562159
That looks like a character from Scott Pilgrim. (The original comic book)
>>28563239
I do it unintentionally sometimes. I correct myself as soon as I notice because I'm not a qt, but I feel cutesie when doing it.
>>28563784
Wait, what? Why?
I mean, it's cute, but why?
>>28563979
because not all women are slutty fashionistas? idk, why would you ask me why?
i dont wear the apron out of the house obviously.
I've just given up and wear black sweatpants and hoodies, even in the summer time.
black not because I'm edgy I just don't want to deal with colour matching bullshit.
>>28564069
>>28564069
Hey, man. Don't start with that internalized misogyny BS.
I was just curious as to what you're wearing the apron for.
>>28564646
S-s-sorry senpai
I am wearing the apron because I am tidying the house today in preparation for my daughter's return home.
>>28563952
This picture makes me so uncomfortable
>>28559887
Nice fit.
>kekking at all the butthurt autists ITT who dress like shit
>>28559887
nice skinny jeans dipshit
>>28565084
Nobody's butthurt. We're just too old to dress like a 17 year old
>>28564818
Have you seen her knees? That's probably why.
>>28563341
Looks good desu senpai.
You all dress too normie
>>28560007
Show us your bulge.
>>28561975
Take it easy anon. These are the oldfags of tomorrow
>>28561466
unf, I'd suck your dick no homo
>>28563341
post a better shot of your facial hair
I need it for reasons
how I'm lookin
I'm really boring. Been dressing like this for years.
I dress for comfort and smell of malt liqour or weed
>>28568016
faaaaaat
>>28568804
just do it manlet edition
>>28568844
that shirt is too short, should go halfway down your fly
>>28561466
starbucks core
le netflix is a hobby, I love nirvana's singles
>>28568932
I'm 6'5" nothing fits me.
>>28568972
Buy tall sizes, you can generally order them in store. Banana republuc makes clothes for full grown men. I'm 6'2 and wear their larges off the rack, their tall larges will be plenty long enough.
Try the pima performance tees, they have modal and spandex.
>>28560785
Its the scarf mate. You look pretty good in those clothes otherwise.
>>28569001
>legitimately helpful and useful advice from r9k
I'm scared.
>>28569119
I used to go to /fa/ a lot until my life took a turn for the worse. I haven't had sex in a year and a half.
>>28569139
>I haven't had sex in a year and a half.
I mean I appreciate the advice but not enough to do that.
Unless you want to go bottom. I'll give you a go.
>>28560903
Between this comment and all the ones calling OP a faggot for wearing skinny jeans (which have been entry level normal for literally years now), it's no wonder robots are the social rejects of society.
Enjoy your shitty bootcut autism jeans, you ridiculous omegas.
>inb4 le I dress like a real man maymay
>>28569205
I'm only into anorexic girls, sorry.
>>28569238
>a real skinnyfat man
>le nonconformist faec
>>28569252
You saying I'm fat?
>>28568932
>just do it manlet edition
I'm 5'9
blo tha gripp
>>28569280
A little bit, yeah. Get down to like 150lbs and we'll talk.
>>28569271
Here's your (You), omega.
>>28569332
I don't think you got that I was agreeing with you.
comprende?
Oakley madmans are next level autism glasses, those cost 400 dollars.
>>28569419
It's almost as if your post made next to no sense.
But yeah, fair call on those glasses, they're full autism.
>>28569557
I expect people to read my subtext.
>le skinnyfat man
meaning that they look aweful in skinnyjeans because theyre fat, but fat is manly, right?
>le non conformist faec
as in they are deliberately going against trend because le masculinuty, while chad is plowing chicks after removing his skinny jeans right now
>>28559887
>How does a robot dress?
>I'm 19, 5'11 and pretty skinny so pic related works for me.
No, it doesn't work for you. Unless you were going for the "autistic faggot" look.
>>28569608
Your subtext isn't clear, you should work on your implications
>>28569649
If you think that look is either autistic or gay, you're openly admitting to being one of the most clueless people on earth. And I'm not even defending OPs choice in clothes.
>>28569689
I think I've just memed too deeply and expect others to understand who are untrained in the memes
>>28560785
It's just the scarf, I get you were going for the Biggles fighter pilot thing, and don't deny it, you were, even if you haven't a clue who or what Biggles is.
I guess you should never wear a scarf with a leather jacket with the single exception of being a world war one flying ace type character.
>>28569743
I think you should stop using the word meme wrong and try focussing on saying what you mean instead of expecting people to understand your poorly articulated attempt at being clever
>>28569819
It isn't the scarf. This post is more autistic than that poor, clueless guys outfit could ever hope to be.
>>28569844
everything is meme, you wouldn't understand
i do tight-ish shirts though i'm skinny so it doesn't really work for me. oh and jeans too and a sweater if it's cold.
i do have a spiderman sweater i'm pretty fond of
all i want is to dress well enough so people overlook my ugliness
Drop the skinny jeans, nigger jacket and sneakers. Get some original cut jeans(James dean style), and work/hiking boots. You look like a fag son
>>28561466
Girls outfit
>>28561715
You forgot to put a picture of your g-string
>>28569990
>conservative omega numale - the post
>>28561975
Bro I move on to wizchan. It more autistic, but has more topics related to robots.
You look good, don't let these fat faggots tell you to wear gym shorts and a jacket everywhere you go
>>28562878
better than most in here
uncuff your pants tho or at least not cuff + exposed ankle
>>28563341
disgusting carabiner its not 2007
>>28568911
>I dress for comfort and smell of malt liqour or weed
pretty good tbqh senpai
>>28562548
>zipper undone
oh anon
just got home saw this thread took pics
>>28568804
I like your money anon..
>>28570850
I dress so weeb people think im a normie.
nothing too special really
>>28570850
>anime graphic tee
Insatiable levels of autism.
What's funny about this thread is I've just walked through my city to work and all the guys with qt GFs look like the OP and all the people dressed in the way robots claim is manly and proper are all fat middle aged men or lonely losers.
Never listen to r9k about anything
>>28571219
autistic/11
I hate normie clothes. I wish I could wear a cape and armor everywhere
>>28561850
>rid us of fags
>supports trump
>but looks and dresses like a girl
wut so confused
>>28560638
Who the fuck has half a beard?
>>28571219
Nice boots t b h. 2 years ago I bought 10" Carolina linesman boots for work, but I wear them everywhere.
I wear normie clothes. Can't see shoes, but they're black leather by Josef Seibel
i want you to ree all over me
>>28571576
You are literally the cutest thing I've ever seen.
>>28568804
those benjamins tho
>>28571235
>>anime graphic tee
>Insatiable levels of autism.
with out animu shirt i guess the rest is ok?
>wearing clothes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>28571576
You dress like an 80's JPOP singer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WknKmJMnrXw
>>28563784
are you a jewish girl working subversively in a hidden speak easy in 1933 Germany?
>>28571576
You look like you're begging to be impregnated.
>>28571566
I found them online, pic related
T b h I got a really lucky deal on them walking into Winners with a gift card.
>>28568016
>"NSBM" hipster
Go watch some Vice interviews and get a Death in June tattoo you poser
Jeans, T-shirt with some brand logo on it Polyester hoodie, Nike shoes.
>>28571662
No, that's not what I'm saying at all
>>28571770
>pensioner tier
>>28571576
God I want to put a baby in you
>>28560919
You look like a BIG GUY in that picture
>>28570850
Sick shirt, friend. Where to cop?
>>28571999
trips have spoken, you may impregnate me
>>28571917
Dude, they look good and they're literally the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn
>>28572064
Yea I knew you wanted it you slut
>>28572078
>they look good
KEK!
>comfortable shoes
Like they're the only comfortable shoes available
>>28572123
123
damn, you gotta gib me a baby now
>>28572175
desu you have a shitty dress sense. Or at least that outfit is shit. Try harder bb
>>28572197
that's ok, you don't have to like it desu
i'm a female remember, i don't have to try :)
>>28572237
Females still have to try. The only people giving you a free pass are the ones that just want to fuck you and dump you. It's a bad outfit, bad fit, too puffy.
>>28572273
no we don't you silly sausage! i don't attract men that are just after a pump and dump, i've only ever attracted lovely guys anon. i have a certain style, i respect that it's not to your taste
>>28572237
Don't listen to him, he's impersonating me.
Please bear my children.
>>28572402
>lovely
>guys
>s
Why pluralized if they were so great?
It looks like an 8 year old raided her mom's closet, that's all.
>>28572450
because in the real world, we're not always given the best situations and people can drift apart, doesn't make either a bad person
i can see why you'd think that, doesn't look quite so mumish when you see all of me
>>28572520
Stop being reasonable
>>28572197
>>28572273
I don't personally like that fit, but you're objectively retarded for trying to criticise it when it's clearly a perfect example of that particular style.
>>28572584
fit is everything that's why fat people shouldn't waste money on clothes. Not calling her fat
>>28572614
And those clothes fit her well for the particular style she is going for.
You're stupid. Feel bad about yourself and stop posting.
>>28572647
If that's what that style is going for that style sucks ass
>>28572664
Nobody cares about your stupid fucking opinion, you insufferable autist.
everyone bitching about skinnyjeans in this thread is a massive fatass with thunderthighs
iguarenteeit.meme
>>28572721
fatasses should off themselves
>>28572711
boohoo cry more whiteknight
>>28572721
>le if I attack them and call them gay nobody will know I'm obese and a virgin and wear cargo shorts to disguise my fat thighs maymay
>>28572664
fashion is subjective, like i said, it's fine if it's not to your taste
what do you styles do you like on women? would be interesting to hear
>>28572751
I don't know anything about fashion I'm just fucking with you people
>>28572746
>whiteknight
>being this upset because you revealed yourself to be a moron
The only one crying here is you, omega
>>28572764
>i was only pretending to be retarded and angry guiz!
>>28572764
i'll assume you just like tight clothing that shows everything off no matter what it is then
>>28572791
No that's disgusting I know what I like when I see it and that's not it
>>28572520
>doesn't look quite so mumish when you see all of me
I want to see your insides.
