>she found someone else
>>28558976
>oneitis kills herself because Chad broke up with her
Great. You're better off without the old ball and chain.
>>28558976
It's me.
I'm not even kidding. My gf was some orbitter's onitis and that thought makes me pretty sad for him. He must hate my fucking guts.
>>28559772
Kek Ive had this happen a few times. Once posted a post-sex story on a gf's snapchat. Less than a day later he ended up in the hospital after a suicide attempt apparently. No coincidence lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Dkf5bxSI8
>>28559819
>>28559772
>ITT : things that never happened
originaalne kommentaar
>>28559913
It's true. It's her best friend and she literally told me she friendzoned him. I have had two girls tell me about them friendzoning a guy actually but I wasn't into the other one. They guys they rejected even look pretty similar for some reason.
>>28559913
Yeah nobody who's ever had a gf has ever inadvertently hurt the beta orbiters. Wew m8
>>28558976
>She'll never love me as much as the asshole who fucked her over she's complaining about
bruh I know how you feel nigga. logged on to facebook yesterday and the motherfucking first status I saw was she "was in a relationship". literally stared at the screen for 3 minutes. shit hurts man
>>28560020
like clockwork the nice guy meme spouting starts
>she's getting fat
>she turned 21 and now can buy her own beer, so she'll get even fatter
Dodged a bullet there. Bitch would never go running or eat reasonably becuase "mah eating disorder I had years ago means I can eat as much as I want now to make up for it". Throwing up would do her some good at this point, she's becoming a real fatass.
I used to be obsessed and check her social media every day since she left me. After seeing how fat she's got, I lost interest, now I check maybe once every week or less and laugh at that fat bitch.
>>28560037
It's not a meme if it's true bruh
>>28560072
So it's a meme?
![[Coalgirls]_Kara_no_Kyoukai_1_-_Overlooking_View_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[AE5E739C].mkv_snapshot_42.04_[2014.05.27_00.23.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5xXBR62.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Kara_no_Kyoukai_1_-_Overlooking_View_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[AE5E739C].mkv_snapshot_42.04_[2014.05.27_00.23.38].jpg")
>She got back together with her divorced husband after one date with me
>>28560104
Sure thing kiddo
Now take your memes and go play, I got you a new froggy
>she turned into some fucking weebshit loner
>absolutely no friends
>>28560153
ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE
>she's happy
>I'm not
good for her. I'm such a fucking negative cunt, I drag everybody down into my puddle of depression.
>>28558976
What is even worse, it was inevitable, because I would never do any move. Even if we somehow managed to get together, this woudl be the most awkward relationship ever, I'd bore her for sure.
Concluding: she deserves someone better than me.
>>28559062
that's a good feel silly
>>28560058
i came here to feel not to laugh
>>28559819
fucking kill yourself right fucking now
>>28560223
You's muh nigga...
>you left town for a week
>you come back to find that she fucked your best friend
>they're now dating
>they get married two months later
>never see any of them again
>never talk to a girl ever again
>>28560379
get outta my head pls damn
>>28560379
sad paradox is, I don't want someone who deserves to be with me
>>28560223
Cuqq detected.
You have to assert yourself, anon. And in that case, there is truly only one way.
>>28560471
Laugh as they get divorced1 year later HAHAHA BITCH
>>28560773
>And in that case, there is truly only one way.
oh please enlighten me
>>28560809
the picture, tard
oregon
>>28560805
It's already been almost a year
N I hope you're fucking miserable and you get pumped and dumped you worthless man child.
You will never be a woman. You fucking abomination.
Still picking your nose while you play WoW?
>>28559772
I was in the same situation once as well.
>be me, 19 yo virgin in sophomore year
>6 foot tall, in somewhat decent shape, but still have man-tits for some reason
>one gf in the past, but she ended up cheating on me
>decide 6 months after that happened to try to get a new gf (maybe it won't be as bad this time)
>meet freshman qt
>she's actually into me, I like her a lot
>this freshman guy also likes her (he's a 4/10, shorter and has think glasses)
>but overall a decent guy, just awkward and shy
>freshman qt invites both of us to watch a soccer game on campus with her, her roommate and her roommate's bf
>the whole time she's talking to me and sitting real close to me
>he's at the end of the row not saying anything, just staring at the field (ex: That Feel Guy at the party)
I felt really bad for him, knowing that he liked her a lot but she was more interested in me. After she and I started dating he stopped hanging out with her so I am grateful that he (to my best knowledge) didn't keep trying to make it happen. But still, it's never feels to be passed over like that.
She doesn't need you
>>28561126
No one needs her.
t. >>28560153
>>28559772
This. It was me in Highschool my at the time gf had to obiters who would suck her clit over everything. She was a bitch those so I got over her the second we broke up. I'm glad I never ended up like that.
