how do i make a man out of myself, /r9k/? should i just join the military? i want to be like one of the tough guys you see in movies
>>28558812
>i want to be like one of the tough guys you see in movies
That's the wrong reason to join, if you want to be a tough guy just go lift weights and take boxing lessons or something.
>>28558812
>one shot in life
>4.7 inch SIDE-BENT dick
>>28558812
learn what principes are.
learn norms and values.
and start acting like a man.
>>28558812
I've always thought joining the military could fix me in so many ways, but I'm terribly afraid of extreme exercise and getting bullied.
What an ugly penis.
can't join if you have a history of mental illness, otherwise whatever.
>>28558835
>one shot in life
>born 5'8
>>28558834
no i mean like one of those guys who is almost always serious and knows how to take care of problems
>>28559009
Lucky bastard. I'm 5'7.
>>28558812
You should join the military. You'll have money and women will want to be your wife.
>>28558812
>i want to be like one of the tough guys you see in movies
Movies are not real. Those are actors pretending to be that guy.
>Oh that movies so realistic
>He is a method actor.
He's pretending.
Don't join the military unless you understand you are volunteering for risky stuff, and it's not all risky. A lot of it is very low risk. If you were to get a risk assessment it's low. You could go over risk assessments so often it's like you'll scream
>IT'S ALWAYS LOW
but you'll do it anyway.
If you catch my drift. But don't count on it.
>>28559238
my father is a manly man...
i'll be one someday.. right?
>>28559388
Not if you wait for it. Be the man you want to become.
>>28559238
>risk is always low
It's funny how it's the complete opposite in the DoD. Every program has high risk due to budget and time constraints.
>>28558812
that's a cute penis
I wanted to join the Marine Corps out of hs because I wanted to be a manly man who had killed people, seen the world, had his share of whorin and drinkin, become psychologically scarred, you know, basically to have a reason for the rest of my life why I am the way I am. But my parents said no, go to community college, and I listened.
>>28559388
Well you probably aint gonna be the man you want to be if you don't take his advice more often.
>>28559009
>>28559089
small dick is wayyyy worse then height. Heigh straight up can just be a turn off to some girls, small dick is just a straight up dissappointment if you can get a girl into you anyways
