>"Hey anon, look what came in the mail today!"
My rope and lube finally came.
>>28558808
My rope and lube. Finally came.
originalio
>>28559918
My rope and Iube finalIy came.
I can cum when my rope and lupe get here?
am i doing diz right?
>>28558763
>braids
dick
>>28558763
>she doesn't understand what ASMR is nor does she do any actual trigger videos
>just whispers and smiles at the cam
>gets 100k-200k views on her videos
I hate that you faggots are killing the ASMR community with your thirst.
>>28560022
>tfw lust ruins literally every good medium
Welp.
>>28560022
asmr is a meme and completely somatic or whatever the fuck it is
asmr is completely in your head and nothing else nothing more
My rope and lube has arrived!
>>28560022
All the most popular asmr youtubers that do triggers are attractive too. The community was trash to begin with.
>>28559947
My rope and Iube finaIIy came.
>>28560105
My rope and Iube finally came.
>>28558763
aw such a cute little girl that hasn't become a whore yet
>>28560097
There are plenty of attractive "asmrtists" who are good. Gentlewhispering, Ardra Neala, British Primrose, the list goes on...
>>28560092
>asmr is completely in your head
yeah no shit. its about inducing a flood of endorphins through certain triggers.
>>28560137
My rope and lube finalIy came.
>>28558763
I didn't order anything. Strange. Maybe it's a bomb or something.
>>28560171
My rope and lube finaIIy came.
>>28560165
well I'm glad that you understand it
the only reason you feel people are "killing asmr" is because of how you feel about it
you can still feel it in your head if you forget about normies doing it. ignore the rest of the existence
>>28560193
My rope and Iube finaIly came.
>>28558808
>>28559947
>>28560105
>>28560137
>>28560171
>>28560193
>>28560216
what the fuck, has the robot been switched off?
>>28560216
My robe and lube finally came.
>>28560200
Not everyone's triggers are the same. I don't get anything from just a cute girl whispering and thats what the majority of videos are becoming. Also, rewatching old videos start to lose their affect. ASMR requires a certain level of uncertainty to work - which is why there is a high demand for fresh content.
>>28560243
>>28560257
My rope and lube finaIly came.
my robe and loop are finally same
>>28560284
My robe and luke finally came.
Well what the fuck is it? I haven't wanted to know what was in a box this badly since that nigga on chatroulette.
>>28560064
This is why I stopped watching anime. It's all just lolis doing lewd shit so the studios can sell merchandise. Story telling is dead.
>>28560243
loI fucking idiot
>>28560243
Have you Figured lt Out yet, mon frere?
![[Pineapple_Salad]Macross_7_49_(FFA56493).mkv_snapshot_23.55_[2016.05.13_07.31.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WtJNWmx.jpg "[Pineapple_Salad]Macross_7_49_(FFA56493).mkv_snapshot_23.55_[2016.05.13_07.31.05].jpg")
>>28560383
It was a fun ride while it lastedWhile I ironically post the anime franchise with some of the most expensive merch ever
>>28560351
A new microphone she received from one of her online orbiters.
>>28560260
well, if you understand why it happens to you it means you can keep it happening, right?
check out this high-quality asmr video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDi2zt02KfQ
truly amazing.
>>28560543
no. old videos cause boredom.
Two packages I have been waiting all day for just arrived
The mailman didn't say anything and he just let out a moan when he leftNo one is going to care so I am just going to post it in this shitty thread
>>28560243
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
>>28560706
Good choice of books senpai
>>28560749
Thanks mate
Just recently got into reading so I don't own a lot of books yet
>>28560546
i like it because her boobs trigger my asmr
>>28560740
My rope and lube finally came inside of me
>>28560260
>Not everyone's triggers are the same. I don't get anything from just a cute girl whispering and thats what the majority of videos are becoming.
No one does. These people just use these videos as girlfriend simulators. Most of them even admit that they listen to these when they go to sleep, because they find them relaxing, which would be dumb if they actually got asmr from it. In fact even the word 'relaxing' being commonly and acceptably used at all just goes to show that the term asmr has been hijacked by these pathetic idiots
>>28560949
Back in my day relaxing meant rainymood with dark cafe jazz. None of this lying down sobbing about not having a girlfriend and masturbating to ASMR viDEOS.
>>28560706
I don't know if you could be more /lit/ if you tried.
>>28561136
Never visited /lit/ in my life 2 be h
>>28561169
Oh they're probably the most pretentious board on here so unless you are too I'd advise staying away from it.
>>28561136
i thought that too.
>>28561169
you basically have the collection that all pseudo-intellectuals have.
>>28561187
Will do senpai
RoBBBloxo
>>28561208
>you basically have the collection that all pseudo-intellectuals have.
Did you include my other books?
>>28561254
Oh he included your other books.
>>28561285
Whelp time to kill myself
>>28561208
I just don't get how far up their own ass /lit/ can get. I'm guessing the daily thing there is for people to out pseudo-intellectual each other. If you dare go there and talk about a book that isn't for fedora tippers they'll flail you.
>>28560383
What about JoJo?
>>28560706
I liked Fahrenheit 451 but it was kind of a fucked up story. You should definitely watch the movie afterwards tho
>>28560022
Fuck off with your dumb reddit internet meme culture expressions. More dumb shit I didn't want to know.
>ASMR
mralfc
>>28561552
take your teenage angst to /b/
>>28561647
Take your meme brain to reddit.
>>28561640
>telling someone to go to reddit and namefagging at the same time
Is this the dictionary definition of irony?
>>28561717
>namefagging
He is using a trip
>>28561681
you're trying way to hard to fit in. Relax friend.
>>28561734
You do know what you just said is basically the same as saying "he's not namefagging, he's using a username!"
>>28561742
>le trying to fit in meme
More reddit. Why aren't you upvoting threads on r/ASMR right now?
>>28561842
It's not
You are claiming that one is equal to zero
>>28561871
>He's not posting anonymously he's just posting without letting people know who he is!
>>28561894
>This is my first summer on 4chan
You don't call tripfags namefags
>>28558763
ah that's the super-anthrax
>>28560902
at least I came without a rope and lube
>>28561844
>keeps spouting memes
>accuses others of meme spouting
>accuses others of being redditors
>knows about voting system, how its URLs work, and that an ASMR sub exists
>>28561913
See I don't think anyone would be defending a tripfag this hard so I'm assuming you're the namefag. Hope I didn't trigger you with that.
>it's not raining outside there's just water falling from the sky!
>>28561961
Water could be falling from the sky because of an airplane dropping water
It doesn't have to be rain
>>28561925
>can't read a post without seeing memes
>can't read a post without inserting his desire to fit in another person's motives
How are you functioning outside of your room?
>>28558763
Literally who are you?
Don't touch my mail, you vapid cunt.
>>28562011
>nuh uh, you're just projecting
nice analysis Freud. Anyway, this is getting boring. Feel free to keep barking friend.
>>28562056
Why do you think it isn't obvious how your reddit meme brain works? Will you go back there now?
>>28562084
Do you perhaps have the autism disease?
>>28562202
Do you have a classic case of redditor's butthurt because you keep responding after pretending to leave?
>>28562084
>>28562202
>>28562227
stop samefagging to bump the thread
>>28562301
ok phamalam
