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>tfw women lust after you
Who here is objectively /handsome/?
Haha that's nothing faggot
I bet she isn't even 8/10
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>>28557756
>tfw women you break up with want nothing more than to be with you again
>tfw women you only just met already get possessive of you
>tfw you accidentally flirt with women, they flirt back
This is literally turning into a normie/Chad board.
Please someone let me know where I can find refuge from these normans and be reunited with my true brothers.
>>28557820
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PPUUUTT OUT THE RED LIGHT
>>28557939
>tfw they end up inviting you back to theirs on the same night
>>28557970
You could go towizchan.
>>28557993
She fucking hated that songso I used to sing it all the time.
>>28558047
> go to wizchan
Wizchan is full of super autists, which I'm not.
True robots are becoming extinct. It's all poser normies or super autists now. tfw alone
>tfw even when you're dating someone girls still invite you back to theirs at night to "get high" together
>>28558089
How would you define a true robot, anon? Besides, you might be overplaying the Chadness of this board. It's literally only one thread and I'm not even a Chad, just handsome.
those threads are good. let the robots see the game is rigged from the start and it's mostly not their fault for having no success with women
>>28558114
To be frank, I think it's more about the confidence than just looks. It helps to have both, but if you're just confident, then you'll get by reasonably well, but if you have looks but are a sperg, you will have 0 luck. Here's an example of how my conversations went back when I was an autist.
>>28558176
I have both perspectives because (I think) I used to look better in the past. at that time I had no romantic problems and even a gf who initiated. I wasn't a sperg but never actually put in any effort. it's ridiculous that robots here are expected to practically beg for a gf, that's not how it goes for normal people
>>28558112
Maybe I'm wrong to question other people's robot status. What annoys me about these people's texts is not that the guys in them are desirable, but that they seem to be the type of people that fit in and do well in social situations. I've been called attractive by women in the past and I've had opportunities to be outgoing/get a girlfriend/lose virginity, but I've never done it because I hate normies with a passion. That is what I like about this board, that we're united by hatred. It seems a lot of that is lost here.
>>28558218
I disagree with you and I'd argue that not putting effort into it is exactly what you're supposed to do, and that practically begging for a gf drives them away in a way that only desperation does. Girls want to be with a cool laid-back guy they can just chill with, not some try-hard super-serious borderline neckbeard man who "respects women" and stuff.
>>28558246
yeah, but the thing is I'm still that laid back guy who doesn't put in effort, only now I'm uglier so I haven't had a gf in quite a few years.
that "laid back" attitude only works if you're good looking, that's the point
>>28558244
Oh I see. I guess that's a fair point, since I (OP) used to be a robot too, but I never really hated normies as much as I wanted to be one, so perhaps I never really belonged here.
>>28558281
Perhaps you're right, anon. I've been relatively attractive my whole life so I can't claim to speak for the other side.
Here's more of me sperging out so you guys can feel better about yourself.
>>28558414
Christ
I could message my ex from 10 years ago and get a better reception than you
I literally don't even have to try to get grills. My current gf pretty much threw herself at me.
>>28557820
Jahvon is that you?
>>28558442
Yeah, just a reminder than looks aren't everything - being a sperg will trump all.
>>28558456
I did that with my ex but, butshe was a 4/10, and I realised that if I put myself out there, I will get with more attractive girls, hence I've been doing that since.
>>28558470
I don't think so? Who is Jahvon?
>>28558519
Just a coinkidink, my friend jahvon dated a girl named roxane, and she hit him back up in pretty much the same exact fashion
Weird amirite
It's been 3 years
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>>28558414
>19 october
Hey that's my birthday!
>>28558561
Hola chori
>>28558560
Ah fair. Nah, I'm pretty sure we're not the same person since that's not my name :D
>>28558561
Who was she to you?
>>28558563
Kek, mine's on the 28th
Women love that shit when you don't reply to their messages.
It's kinda retarded. I used to fuck up every whatsapp conversation until I found out that the best thing you can do is ignore half the shit they say and wait hours before you reply. Now I get girls sending me paragraphs.
>>28558612
It's the scarcity principle. Basically if you message too much people take you for granted and aren't quite as interested in you as if they have a feeling that they might lose you. It's the same as if a girl were to message you all the time - you'd put less effort into maintaining things with her than you would someone who occasionally replies to you.
http://www.marriagepartner.com/dating/10146.php
>>28558661
It's all about balance.
Take coal for example, if everyone everywhere had coal coal wouldn't be worth shit. But if no one had coal only the very rich would be invested. But with the right amount, you have tonnes of people wanting to buy without it becoming useless in value. Treat yourself like a resource.
>>28558963
I wish I could calculate the point of balance between offer and demand of love.
>>28558112
>handsome
>talks to girls
>not chad
I'm handsome to the point i've had girls try pay FOR ME but still a robot inside and am literally incapable of holding a conversation for ANY length of time. Thus i wind up in some un-nameable void where i cant relate to anyone.
>>28558584
Italian distant relative. She was 17 and I was 22.
>>28558583
Wenassssss
Post face, i need to know how i stack up. My conversational skills are pretty ok and about on par with yours currently.
This thread's content is very saddening. Don't lead others on. It's not cool.
>>28559049
Why are all choris normies? It's disgusting desu
Tfw girls get addicted to my dick
>>28559163VISTE BOLUDITO?
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>>28559010
That comes with practice. You will find that sweet spot after talking to enough girls and figuring out what you're doing wrong. Look at how autistic I was at talking to girls, and look how decent I am now.
>>28559011
I'd argue that your definition of Chad is a bit too lax. Most normies have a girlfriend and several exes, but Chads are a whole different level. They're the rugby player types who have women swarm them and stuff.
>>28559049
Oh, I see.
>>28559135
Here you go senpai.
So nonchalant
>>28559223
I really wish I hadn't been born next to you, I refuse to speak Spanish even
>>28559235
cute!!!!111
>>28559210
>>28559253
one day i will know this feel
>>28559271
Male us proud anon
>>28559264
>tfw can't tell if sacrasm or not
I'm flattered anyway(:
>>28557756
I don't want to post convos because of privacy and all. But yeah I have had girls lusting after me. First time my gf saw my dick looked like one of those "teens love huge cocks" videos. She literally got wet, just from looking at it.
>>28559271
Keep trying and one day you will, anon.
>>28559366
That's fair enough, anon. Yeah, I know the feeling. The first time my current gf saw my dick she was shocked at its size. It's not a porn star dick but it's a decent size, and even if she was just overplaying it it still feels great.
>>28557970
Wizchan lad
>>28559442
>>28558089
There's his reply, my friend.
>>28557939
Wow, that was pretty cringeworthy on her part.
>>28559509
What? How, may I ask?
>>28559566
>oh noes did I """accidentally""" include my legs? good thing it's only my legs though hihi
Imagine a guy doing that.
>>28559299
it was sincere, i just had to add extra to get around the filter.
>>28559235
yeah, really nice balance of good looking feminine and masculine features
grats on winning the genetic lottery
>>28559235
You look goofy as fuck so this is all kind of surprising. I guess average and above average looking guys really just need to put themselves out there and that's it.
Makes this whole board kind of retarded...
>>28559396
Stats on penor?
>>28559748
He is definitely attractive. Masculinity is not everything, much more comes into play when it comes to being handsome. I have been told that i have an "intimidating" face and even though im not ugly i wouldnt call myself really attractive, above average at best. Im still a virgin and have never came close to being intimate with a woman, hell i havent even had female friends.
I guess the best part is that males at least respect me to a certain degree and dont try to start shit with me.
>>28559602
Actually, the blue one is me (a guy) and the pink is the girl. I was showing off myparents'jacuzzi, and it was an old photo that I genuinely forgot had my legs in it.
>>28559693
>>28559703
Ah fair. Thanks guy. I'm tall and thin too, so I've always been eternally grateful that my parents gave birth to a 7/10.
>>28559748
I'd disagree with you and say that I'm moderately attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and stuff. Plus I have a really nice voice with a weird accent which helps a lot once I actually meet girls.
>>28559754
7 inches fully erect, no idea what the girth is but it's reasonably thick.
>>28559808
Accidentally left my name in that one.
>>28559808
Oh, than it's cringeworthy on your part bro. Doesn't matter though, it still worked.
>>28559872
I guess. At least she took it well.
Proves that literally all you need is a big dick and confidence. op is average as fuck. Most robots who have posted are better looking
>>28559808
How tall?
I honestly have no idea why you are here. You have a big dick. Are tall. You are (moderately) handsome. Not fat. Not autistic or retarded.
You literally have life handed on a silver platter to you.
Im not mad at you or anything, but i dont understand why a succesfull person with a fulfilling life would come here.
You guys should leave this board
>>28559235
you look like a chubby chaser
post one of the grils
>>28559844
she looks fat from here
>tfw told im attractive
>told qts always have a crush on me
>never receive texts like that , everyone takes long to answer my texts or they just ignore it.
what am I ? /handsomebutlonely/
maybe girls just like me when I don't talk
>>28559945
u have to be popular to get lots of girls and like the most normie of normies
you're probably just quite a weird character and have some quirky personality traits, girls are repulsed by that
>>28559945
start drinking, seriously.
In real life and on omegle here, girls talk to me and add me to kik and shit when I'm drinking.
When I'm sober they ignore me as if I were a leper.
>>28559891
In fact, the big dick only comes into play once you're already having sex, and if you're at that stage then you've already done the entire thing. It's not like I go around telling girls I have a big dick, so I'd say that confidence is key.
>>28559894
I'm 6'2". I think that proportionally, my dick is small for my size, but thankfully girls don't think in proportions. I come here because I used to be autistic (like, genuinely diagnosed with Asperger's, as evidenced by my earlier conversations, such as >>28558176
, >>28558414 and >>28558305) and I used to frequent this board when I was friendless and lonely. Now that I've learned how to talk to people, I still come back here for nostalgic reasons.
>>28559921
She's not fat in the least, but here's a picture of my current gf anyway (weird angle, I know).
>>28560024
Yeah, this, essentially. Alcohol is an amazing social lubricant, and nearly every time I get with a girl alcohol has been involved.
>>28559981
I have few friends and was ugly for a large portion of my life so I never tried after girls and developed "game". also I probably am really desperate when I do get attention so they probably don't like that. but I'm not insecure and carry myself in a "don't give a fuck" way.
There was this one qt junior/senior year that I could have made my gf but I kept pussing out :(
now i'm lonely (20 now)
>>28560044
yh if u were even moderately ugly as a teenager ur pretty much fked for like, at least youll never be a real chad
>>28559921
>>28560043
Here's a picture of the girl in question - as you can see, not fat in the least.
>>28559921
>>28560043
>>28560163
And here's a picture of my most recent ex. The other girls I dated weren't nearly as attractive though, but it was in the past, when I was still a bit spergy and learning how to talk to women.
>>28560043
That doesnt sound right. You cant just "grow" out of legitimate diagnosed autism. Its an inherent defect in the brain. Are you really sure that you werent just socially retarded?
>>28560043
>>28560024
If I don't want to drink alcohol, am I fucked?
>>28560181
god damn anon she looks like shes a ton of fun in the sack
>>28557939
you have a females legs, you should consider becoming tran
>>28560234
It's quite possible. Only one person diagnosed me with autism, and I'm not too sure how valid her assessment was. It did take me several years of dedication and hard work to learn how to talk to people normally, but maybe that's just how normal people learn too.
>>28560271
Not entirely, but it would help immensely. You're essentially digging a large hole and instead of using a excavator you insist on using a spade. You'll still do it, but it'll be a lot harder.
>>28560043
No shit retard. The only reason why you're confident in the first place is because your tall and have a big dick
>>28560296
Actually, out of all the girls I slept with, she was the worst, which is ironic, since she slept with 12 guys, so you'd think she'd be experienced. She just lay there and displayed no emotion whatsoever. Even the time I lost my virginity was better than having sex with her. That was one of the main reasons we broke up, in fact.
>>28560320
Are female legs a good thing? Regardless, I think I'm good with my male identity for now - it's been working pretty well for me (:
>>28560320
>one of your body features is slightly feminine, you should consider ruining your life forever just so gay 40 year old men on 4chan can beat their below average virgin cocks to your pictures
fuck off
>>28560422
Had sex with 12 guys and bad at sex? You did good to break up with her, anon. The only time being unexperienced would make sense is when it's your first partner, MAYBE second, not your 13th.
>>28560459
12th, I included myself, but yeah, I liked her and she liked me, but we had completely different emotional needs and it just wasn't going to work out. I did spend a week worrying about how I will never find myself a girl as hot, but my current gf is cute, emotional and lovely, so it worked out for the best.
>virgins first time interacting with females
its almost cute
>>28560583
she is fucking ugly
fail thread is fail
>>28560635
Good thing I'm dating her and not you then, anon.
>>28560635
I dunno, she looks pretty good to me. Looks like she is australian to me.
>>28560320
Go away faggot
oREEEginal
>>28557756
Me but I don't interact socially enough to get lusted after anymore.
>>28560682
Cheers man. Nah, she's British.
>>28560422
Well, regarding your legs, they're not really "feminine", it's your hips and waist that make your body feminine or not for the most part
>>28560783
I see. I'd say that my body isn't all that feminine, but maybe I'm not the best judge of this.
>>28560043
Where are you based anon? Pretty sure I've matched with your "gf" on tinder hahaha
>>28561300
Uumm, I'll be a bit vague, I'm in the county Hampshire. Do you mind telling me what letter her name starts with?
>>28561366
*county OF Hampshire. Though there is a good chance you've matched since she has a LOT of Tinder matches xD
>>28557756
evolution is a cold biotch
>>28561505
Only if you're on the wrong side of it, my friend.
>real people recognise me from /r9k/
Whelp, I guess it's time to go back to lurking. I guess it serves me right for being an attention whore
>>28561011
you dress like shit son
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>>28561716
I'm currently in my room revising for exams, so I just put on whatever. Here's a picture of me dressed normally on a night out.
>>28561834
Theyre all dressed like shit
>>28561902
Well, that's your opinion, my man.
>>28561300
>this guy never replied
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>>28561834
>shirt over a t-shirt
>eccentric coloured trousers
>some bearded uni twat behind you
>sjw females with dyed hair
>DUDE WEED LMAO guy at the front
>a bottom bandit with a back to front cap
wew lad
ITT: a narcissist gets his supply by gloating about how 'alpha' he is and posting pictures of the idiot women he's duped into thinking he has anything interesting to say
>YOU JUST GOTTA BE ALOOF BRO
>FAKE IT 'TIL YOU MAKE IT
Fuck off with that shit.
>>28562006
But my friend, there is nothing wrong with the shirt over t-shirt combo. Multiple women have told me that I dress nicely, and with all due respect, I value IRL female opinions more than yours.
>>28562075
>implying women don't want to be with me for being me
>implying you need to trick them
Come on man, you need to change your views.
>>28561834
Jesus christ you look the most degenerate bunch of faggots ever.
>>28562144
>But my friend, there is nothing wrong with the shirt over t-shirt combo
get a load of this guy
>>28562144
>But my friend, there is nothing wrong with the shirt over t-shirt combo
nu-male detected
>>28562149
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon. It's not my usual crowd, but different people are into different things.
>>28562170
Please don't meme me out, brother.
>>28562144
I don't need to change shit, faggot, I can see right through you.
i'm objectively handsome, and women are fun.
>>28562231
I know, right? Women are tons of fun.
>objectively handsome
>horse-faced arab
>sociopath eyes
>heroin addict complexion
WEW LAD
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desu just looking at you I'd say you're a slimy piece of shit. the day of the rope couldn't come quicker.
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>>28562331
Looks are subjective, and you can faults in everyone.
>>28562331
he's clearly a nu-male, look at how he dresses
whiteknighting fat mentally ill sjws into having sex with you is nothing to boast about
>>28559235
This is handsome? The fuck?
>>28562518
Weird, huh?
>>28562563
Nevermind just read he was british. If he was anywhere else he'd a virgin.
>>28561834
Topkek at the guy in the upper left corner
>>28562881
kek, I never noticed him before.
