Pepperoni thread
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Let's have a good old pepperoni thread
>>28555900
Fucking luv it m9
>>28555900
How to make a good test?
>>28555900
allergic to pepperoni.
should i end my life already?
ohhhhhhh im a sucker for the pepe'roney
>>28555992
Why is this even a question? It's not life without pepperoni.
Which part are you allergic to? Are you absolutely sure you just didn't want a cheese pizza as a kid and internalized your excuse for making your parents get it?
>>28556054
im allergic to pork meat in general.
>>28555968
>Pepperoni
Sorry, always I thought that it's pepperoni pizza. This sausage.
>>28555992
At least you're not allergic to pizza.....life is suffering.
>>28555900
just call it salami ffs, at least it's closer to its real name (italianfag here)
>>28555900
>not eating bresaola or porchetta instead of shitty pepperoni
You guys are plebs.
>>28555900
I always thought americans called paprika "pepperoni".
>>28555900
shitty cured meat thread?
Why do people shit on pepperoni, it's fantastic!
here have some more pepperonis
>>28556347
Contributingadasdasdasdasdasdafd
>>28555900
not eating the patrician cured meat
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no... It's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but its a matter of thyme before they turn into the unedible.
What?!
This entire citrella must be peeled.
How can you even cook that? There's got to be some other whey.
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
Arthas, you just can't...
*Ding* It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you? Get out of my kitchen.
You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
Jaina?
I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.
