>tfw too old for onee-san
>tfw too old for your parents to hire a babysitter
>tfw too old to get a high school girl to tutor you
>tfw all the girl you know are younger/less mature
All the things I will do if I could be 10 again...
Tell me I'm not the only one who fucked up his childhood
>>28555207
You're not Anon...
You're not ;_:
I wish for a teacher or milf or just generally older woman to coddle me, make love to me and do all that "ara ara" stuff
but then I realise I'm no longer a kid, just another unattractive, underweight, hairy, autistic loser
>>28555207
how old are you?
can I come over and babysit you anyways?
can I also get babysitting wages?
we can pretend its your childhood again and enjoy things only from that time (music, movies, and games)
while I'd make the move on you. but instead we'd be two grown ass adults probably in your parents house, but hey, its what you can get.
then later i'd take atvantage of you for some hardcorecuddles
>Too old to be a shota
>Not too old for a Christmas Cake or milf gf
>Neither will happen
>>28555207
>mfw all my sexual fantasies are 100% impossible even i i was Chad TitanCock the low budget harem anime MC.
>>28555384
>>28555439
You made me feel again, ty
I will try to find Christmas cake now
btw I'm 26
>>28555518
what are they ? Impossible because illegal ?
>>28555384
>then later i'd take atvantage of you for some hardcorecuddles
this kind of /tg/ stuff right here with spoilers and cute/lewd things, that's what i love
fuck you tho, neckbeard, go back to play autismhammer
>tfw no onee-chan
>tfw no onee-chan to sleep safely beside
>tfw no onee-chan to cuddle with
>tfw no onee-chan that teaches you things
>tfw no onee-chan that let's you explore her body
>tfw no onee-chan to lose your virginity with
>tfw no onee-chan that takes care of you and protects you
>tfw no onee-chan that takes you out on fun adventures
>you will never kiss the inside of your onee-chan's thigh
>you will never smell her arousing female scent
>you will never move in your hand beneath her cute panties
>you will never feel her soft skin when you caress her pussy
>you will never see how she gets wet when your heavy breath reaches her sensitive parts
>you will never hear her cry out in pleasure when you touch her clitoris
>you will never hear her whisper to you how much she loves you
>you will never fall asleep by her side
>you will never be happy
>tfw no onee-chan
I want to experience the purest form of love, the love between a caring onee-chan and cute little brother.
>>28555439
This is the worst feel. None of my dreams will ever come true.
>>28556561
You really thought anyone would read that?
>>28555207
>tfw have onee-chan that did naughty things with you, when you had 8
>tfw she has a bf now, and she doesnt even remember our times
>>28557652
You aren't a true onee-chan lover if you don't read it.
>>28557716
My oneechan only fucked niggers and stressed my dad out so bad that he died of a heart attack
She died of a drug overdose a few months ago and Im honestly glad she did because I was on the verge of selling the home me and her inherited because she moved her nigger boyfriend in and turned her apartment into a crack den
Fuck oneechans they're not anything like they are in your little anime hentais
>>28557943
Don't compare disgusting 3dpd to pure perfect 2d onee-chans please.
