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Pottery happens (ain't gonn explain shit) and your consciousness
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Pottery happens (ain't gonn explain shit) and your consciousness suddenly gets transferred into pic-related's body.
What do you do?
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>>28554504
Id fuck endless dicks and whore myself all out
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>>28554504
Put on some decent clothes, hug my father, go to bed, quit my job at the strip club then enroll at uni to study law.
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>>28554504
>inb4:

>masturbate
>feel boobs all day
>fuck chad/BBC
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>>28554504
find a lonely neet
take his virginity
make him fall in love with me
have sex with a black guy behind his back
get preggos
make him marry me
make him raise my lover's child
keep having sex with black men
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>>28554504
I'm not even gay, but holy shit they'd have to invent a new branch of Math for properly calculating the amount of dicks I'd take.
No black guys tho.
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>>28554504
Celebrate at achieving my only desire in life.
Dress up in cute clothes.
Masturbate.
Masturbate on cam, because I get off to exposure.
Find lonely anons and be bro with them while also satisfying their lust for a female.
Get mad dickings.
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>>28555003
>Get mad dickings.
>>28554560
>the amount of dicks I'd take
>>28554533
>keep having sex with black men
>>28554521
>fuck chad/BBC

ITT, gays
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I'd probably just tend to my garden desu.
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Become transgendered and fight to use the guys bathroom
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>>28555322
l chuckIed
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>>28554504
i would look for my old body and kill it.
and if nothing happens i kill myself together with the new body.
i hate life and if i dont even have my own body i really dont want to spend my time living.
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Kill myself because I hab no dick.
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>>28554504
Catch AIDS and seduce people I hate
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>>28554504
It would be shit, how could I convince my family it's me?
How can I maintain my diploma without being the same ?
I don't want to redo all, it's tiring.
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Eat something so I don't starve to death.
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Get into sports and become competitive. Get breaded hairs. There's something I find really hot about competitive girls and breaded hairs. Not sure I could get fucked by guys given that I know what guys really think. I probably wouldn't become a lesbian though, i'd just wait for the prince charming
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>>28556246
>breaded hairs
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>>28554504
work around in heels all day because it is my fetish. Also whore myself out
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>>28554504
Do i get the retarded female hormones that make me unable to think logically or rationally?

If yes - Kill myself
If no - Be lesbian but lead on some rich guy for betabux
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>>28557132
you get your mind in her body. what happens next is not of my business
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Fuck a cute lesbo
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>>28554504
>What do you do?
Explore the world using my vagina
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>>28554504
Try to sell all her assets as soon as possible in case I switch back
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>>28554504

I can finally fulfill my fantasy of dressing up pretty in sundresses and other pretty linings.

I would then go on to date another pretty girl and we would do pretty things and fuck brutally.

God that sounds gay as fuck.
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Probably be a massive slut desu
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>flirt with nerds
>play vidya on twitch
>generally be a sarcastic bitch
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>>28554504
My question is "what happened to my original body".

I guess I would immediately try to find out. Is my body comatose, or is the girl inhabiting it?

Of course I'd masturbate a lot. Probably until I pass out. I'd also record it and send it to my NAS.
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>befriend girls I used to know and ask about my former self, express interest and make them get jelly
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>>28554504

I'll post what I always do

For me I'd

>go to local store and dress cute, would also buy clothes for being camgirl
>go down to local shitter and pick up a webcam
>stream on twitch, earn money for playing games and then go on camgirl sites to stream myself
>cosplay at big conventions such as comicon in order to amass a beta following
>have a cute blog in which I post semi-lewd photos to keep the betas going
>have one or two orbiters who get anything I want (without me paying)
>actually be able to hold lel so nerdy xD conversations because of previous knowledge
>mess around with other QT girls as my confidence wouldn't matter because I'm most likely more attractive
>cuck some providing beta to get as much money as possible
>mess around with chads and get them to join me in some form of dom
>settle down by the time im approaching my 30's with a beta cuck so that I can enjoy future vidya


Also if my old self still exists play vidya with him, as we'd have the exact same taste still.
Maybe collect costumes aswell for cosplaying, or get betas to make me any costume I want
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>>28558052
But you wouldn't fuck yourself?
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find my old body and the poor girl that might be stuck in it
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>>28558263

If the old me had the same thinking and consciousness then maybe.

If the consciousness was the person I swapped with then it might be a bit weird. It'd definitely be a way to have risk free sex as KHV


Or maybe do extremely kinked stuff as I'd know everything
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>>28554504
Who's that chick?
Commentos originalis
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Pretty much live life like I do now except I'd get myself a group of orbiters
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>>28554517
Why the fuck would you study law, stop falling for the meme
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>>28554504
Dress like that 24/7, maybe a little sluttier, and walk around outside all day in crowded areas. I'd do it now, but I'm disgusting
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All the lewd things my sissy hypno porn addiction has prepared and trained me for desu

Plus lotta lesbian stuff
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>>28554504
> Lose balance on dangerous heels
> topple over
> top piece pierces leg artery
> bleed out all over apartment
> try to call 911
> can't speak language
> don't know location
> underestimate blood in new body
> lose consciousness
> eaten by house chippewawa dog

I would still die wondering what any of this has to do with pottery.
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>>28554504
become a cam girl and jack off in my room all day and make thousands of dollars for it
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Join the CIA/FBI and become a black widow for investigations and intel.

Then get into politics was Im nearing 30.
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>>28554504

Immediately take off those shoes, THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING RUIN THE WOODEN FLOOR YYOU FUCKINGGH
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>>28560968
>Lose balance on dangerous heels
>topple over

Filthy casual, I wish I could be a grill and wear them pumps desu
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>>28561603
>pumps

I mean platform heels obviously
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Get myself an army of chastity cuck slaves, make them get into powerful positions, amass power, use it to bring forth the singularity, become earthmind
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>>28561603
>Not doing it anyway

And you're calling HIM the casual? I always wear heels when I jerk off
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>>28562640
I can't exactly have any of my own right now, due to no privacy and no money to splurge on girly clothes

Can only admire them from afar ;-;
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Fuck all the robots to give them confidence to go out and fuck more pussy. After I'm done doing that get some homo to give me aids and go around fucking chads and ruining their lives.
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>>28562671
Oh well, your loss. I'll just keep tip-toeing around in my lewd stilletos with my dick tucked into a cute pair of panties
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>>28562744
Sounds like you're living the dream

I'm not jelly or anything, why would I be haha
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>>28554504
Kill myself because I'm not transsexual.
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