ITT: we post pictures of what our ideal gfs would look like
This is an old picture of Cher. She was a top QT.
this one, op
just the goddamn face
>inb4 meme tier 3dpd gf
>Tfw no qt big haired goth/emo gf.
Anorexia not required.
Forgot pic last time
>>28553935
She actually has a huge adam's apple.
https://www.instagram.com/emilysteaparty/?hl=en
You look at some of the comments on "her" instagram, you'll see lots of arabic, because she recently went viral in the crab world because they think she used to be a man.
>>28554261
How can people take so many pictures of themselves? I literally don't have a single picture of myself from the past 4 years.
>>28554367
narcissism, man. they're literally in love with themselves. pretty pathetic when you think about it, but its so prevalent now that you can't really do anything about it
like this i guess
kinda wish I had a qt redhead gf like this
if you're into feet, you've probably seen her posted on 4chan a couple of times too.
Brigitte Bardot pls.
>>28554367
well, shes a model, so its like her portfolio
>>28554414
kinda looks like a bitch. I don't think that's a nice person.
yes i have terminal yellow fever
>>28553935
>Dark hair
>Blue eyes
Yeah I'll go with this one too
>>28554367
bitches be crazy.
fine finnish female also posts pics of herself constantly.
>>28553935
She over plucks her eyebrows. Makes her look absolutely disgusting to me. More Brigitte.
>you'll never hold a cute girl's hand
>>28554415
another cute pic
>>28554428
i love girls with bitchy rest faces desu pham
>>28554451
>fine Finnish female
>looks just like your average blonde
What?
original
comment
super
original
i want my gf to be perfect like Nana
>>28554462
Brigitte Bardot or is that someone else?
There isn't a single flattering picture on the internet and even at her best, she still looks a bit "Mumsy".
But Lydia Hislop is my goddess. She's smart, articulate, funny (even accounting for the fact she's a girl) and she knows a fucktonne about horse racing.
I would love to throw her legs over my shoulders then just fucking piledrive her for twenty minutes straight. After she's had her fourth orgasm, she will scream "ANON, CUM INSIDE ME NOW", I'll be like "you worried about the mess?" and she'll be like "OHHH MYYY GODDDDDD" she shakes violently "NOW NOW NOW OHHHHHH" and I'd be like "YYYEEEAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" before pumping my last spurts into her then fall with a satisfied grin which would make a Cheshire Cat look like a fucking miserable 80yo virgin. I ask her "What about that cum oozing out of you" and she says "Relax. I like your cum resting inside me. We'll buy new sheets in the morning."
Then I'd rest my head upon her ample bosom as she explains her theory on why Inglis Drever would have gotten the best of Big Buck's in a hypothetical Stayers Hurdle while she slow jerks my exhausted, oozing cock to sleep.
>>28554493
she kinda looks like that now, yes.
be original
smiley face
>>28554544
Kinda looks like my younger brother.
something like this qt
>>28554488
original comment and shit
>>28554523
Of course it is Brigitte Bardot, dummy. She has the most wicked facial expressions.
>>28554531
>imagined her giving the man in the picture an interview and him saying that whole post from the 2nd paragraph on with that casual look
>>28554414
ROBUST
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>tfw no chance for a gf
all i want is a gf that is shorter than me, im a manlet, and enjoys similar vidya, music and movie. if she looked like pic related it would never want another thing in the world. but im me, and not even i like him.
>>28554556
>jeans and corset
Please kill her, she's offensive just to look at.
>>28554572
Does she not have enough money to purchase a mirror? What's up with the shitty eyeshadow?
>>28554600
>falling for the anime color hair jew
>>28554623
>What's up with the shitty eyeshadow?
honestly, I don't know. in some pics she's 16 and in other she's 18. my guess is that at 16 she didn't know how to apply eye shadow properly.
>>28554586
That's Steve Mellish... He has the perfect voice for that scenario.
For you, here's the actual interview from pic related;-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyMK4RjOuS0
>>28554635
Anime hair color can be really beautiful if done properly. But uhm, if it's just a "pixie" type girl... She will likely have completely fucked up hair and zero aesthetics. Which give bad name to otherwise beautiful hair colors.
orange
orange
orange
original
wow
much
metal
>>28554671
>>28554696
>>28554600
>dumblr hair
into the trash they go
>>28554660
Sounds like a likely scenario desu, most 16 year olds do have horrible skill at applying make up, let alone eyeshadow.
>>28554635
i dont really give a shit about hair colour, i just want the person. if i were to choose a hair type it would be brunette.
>>28554709
exactly. so give that qt a break, will ya? :)
>>28554708
like i just said here guy.
>>28554712
I hate that I'm attracted to these kinds of girls.
My school is full of them.
>>28554728
that sucks tbqh. they are all usually basic bitches and shallow as all fuck.
every blonde girl I met like that was utter trash and should actually be shot at first sight. fuck all of them cunts.
>>28554708
>not having enough of a sense of aesthetics to be able to distinguish dumblr trash from good grills and resorting to "ALL UNNATURAL COLORS ARE DEGENERATE AND WILL KEK ME!!".
>mfw
I wish I too was a literal retard.
>>28554765
found the HillaryMissile and triggered it tbqh
>>28554778
Absolutely memetastic rebuttal. But you mustn't forget that it is mathematically impossible for all girls with dyed hair to be "dumblr trash". Again, I too wish I was literally retarded and saw the world in absolute black and white. Life sounds easier.
>>28554728
Yep, this here. Not into these quirky, cute girls, I just want a hot, blonde basic Stacey gf with perfect skin, It's pretty much all I'm attracted too.
>>28554820
she looks a bit like duffy there
>>28554820
ur just mad I shat on you're waifu.
actually, I'm only teasing. I find the hair colors don't do well with those girls though. they are too plain either way for my tastes.
>>28554840
You're right, she kinda does.
>>28554849
>ur just mad (...)
I don't have an actual waifu. And what is then, in your opinion, a girl who is not plain looking? Pixie girls with damaged hair aside, I posted a pretty top tier qt. I'm also more of a Brigitte Bardot kinda guy, if you have comically yet to notice.
