>tfw no clingy insecure qt weeb gf who obsesses over me and is extremely loyal
>>28552652
I have that.
Im visiting family for a week and hoping she stays alive
>>28552718
How'd you meet her anon? What is your relationship like? Do you like that she's clingy? I really want a clingy gf.
>>28552652
>people want clingy gfs
Clingy af here, what the fuck?
>>28552879
It's cute even if it's annoying at times
>tfw clingy
>tfw boy
why even live..
>>28552899
That's a relief, anon.
>>28552802
clingy is insecurity which is just horrible in a woman. It leads to a lot of problems.
>>28552899
what if you just >seem clingy?
>looking for someone to go to this concert with
>find someone on
>google his username just in case
>seems nice
>has okc
>yeah okay he seems sane
>like his profile
>send him the message asking if he's interested in buying one of my tickets and coming with me
>realise then that I've messaged him before on okc
>i didn't know because he changed his profile pic
>he's going to think i'm stalking him
>he's going to think i'm a bad person
It was an honest mistake, but I don't know what to do. I don't want to cancel since it's a waste of money, but I don't want to make him mad.
>>28552879
We're a board full of guys who feel unwanted, of course we fetishize the idea of someone who wants us around constantly.
I have that too, except the weeb part (happy ad about that).
It might get slightly annoying, but overall it is an amazing feeling to be appreciated that much.feels like she decreases her value though. I'm more inclined to flirt with girls because she is that addicted to me.
>>28552965
I thought about that, also the idea of someone who wouldn't cheat on you, since that seems to be a common fear here.
My ex was clingy and insecure, not a weeb or shy thing and God was it awful
>>28552902
>tfw no qt clingy bf
>>28552652
i think clinginess works if you're already interested in the person, if you're lukewarm to them, the result isn't postive.
>start talking with woman online
>reveal more personal stuff than I ever did with anyone ever
>she's so cool about I get a bipolar manic episode and think I found my soulmate
>she reveals she's married but still very cool about it
>try to compose a message about how much I appreciate getting to talk to her even though she's taken
>read message a few hours later and in my head it sounds like the note of a serial killer
>send another message apologizing profusely for going spaghetti on her and promise to never ever bother again
>she sends me a message saying she was fine with my message and I can talk to her if I want
keep in mind I talked to her only for a week and she didn't knew me before that
woman is a complete angel and I'm never gonna bother her again
>>28553397
I'm sorry to hear that anon. I spaghetti'd to someone I knew about about a month in a similar fashion. Hell, I don't even have the bipolar excuse, senpai.
You're okay. If she still wants to be your friend and you can be healthy about it, you should do it.
Guy with clingy gf here, it's not great. If I don't reply within 5 minutes she gets upset, unless I first warn her that I'm gonna be busy with something. Every day she constantly asks me to say more sweet things to her, even though I already say sweet things. She walks to talk to me day and night, when I'm not around she has absolutely nothing to do, she just waits for me to come back.
why do loyal, attractive virgin women not exist? and if they don't exist, why do I only desire one of that breed? am I a broken human being?
>>28553462
That sounds amazing though. God I'm so lonely
>>28553770
They do exist, they just don't want you.
>>28553778
She's my first gf at first, so like you imagine, I enjoyed the attention at first. After a year, it gets exhausting.
>>28553770
They do exist, but they invariably have some sort of personality defect that allows them to remain a virgin despite being attractive. For example, a really sarcastic/bitchy personality.
>>28553462
I feel you man, only mine had bipolar so if she wasn't feeling like the centre of attention it could trigger a total meltdown. Genuinely scary to be around, one time she started smashing everything in her room etc which all started from me not pretending to be super enthusiastic about her preference of the two dresses she asked me which I preferred. Clingyness is purely a fantasy, in real life it's not good. Unless you're super clingy as well, but that just ends up where you consume each other's lives and totally lose your sense of self. No thanks, I need my space. Phones have totally fucked the sense of boundaries now that you're expected to reply to messages any time of day. especially Jewbook messenger with the read notifications and last active.
>>28553858
so there are none that exist because they value chastity/purity?
>>28552652
>tfw all of that but too shy to talk properly to the guy I'm obsessing over
end meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28553947
Unfortunately, no. Imagine if you were surrounded by 10/10 women and every day they were asking you to fuck them. Would you be able to remain pure?
That's what life is like for an attractive woman.
>>28553964
Obsess over me instead, silly.
>>28553985
What's the point of obsessing someone long distance if you can't even stalk them? One of the joys in my miserable life is looking through his window.
>>28554014
>long distance
But I only live two blocks away from you.
You don't want a clingy gf, believe me. They are fun for a week or two, but after that you just get annoyed and they'll cling even harder.
>>28552652
i left /r9k/ for 2 years and started lifting and now i have this
it's the fucking best. she was a virgin too
>>28553964
dont be little bitch
>>28552995
>>28552977
>>28552718
>>28553462
>>28553874
>>28554391
>>28554308
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /r9k/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.
Honestly, you're the sole reason /r9k/ is full of chads nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one normalfag to leave this place for those with actual lonely lives.
So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.
>someone talks to me on Steam
>think they're a man and be friendly like I am with everyone who messages me
>actually a female
>actually literally what OP described
>I've renounced women, sex, and relationships long before this
>begging me to accept gifts from her and wants to move here
I don't want this.
>>28554459
Damn dude maybe you should use this hypothetical gun to shoot yourself.
>>28554459
know yourself know your worth
Not original
>>28554459
>i left /r9k/ for 2 years and started lifting and now i have this
shitposters cant read nothing's new
>>28552652
I did find a clingy girl that obsessed over me
It was the worst/best thing in my life
She was also the first woman after my mom to ever call be beautiful
>be 16 y/o me walking my cousin's dog while visiting my grandparents with mommy and daddy
>this girl starts talking to me
>let's call her g
>rather than spill my spaghetti i somehow act really cool
>we just talk there for like 30 minutes
>realize it's time to go home and tell g i have to go
>rather than let me go she continues the conversation
>talk with her for another 30 minutes
>say that i REALLY have to go because my parents are waiting for me and will be pissed
>she insists on walking with me to my house and walking my dog
>she said "add me on facebook" at least a thousand times as we were saying our goodbyes
>okdontworry.jpg
>go home
>send her a friend invitation
>the moment she accepted it she started liking ALL my photos, even my oldest photos as a 1st grader
>had like 50 notification just from her liking my shit
>dear lord what did i get myself into
>she starts chatting with me sending me all these heart emoticons
>iknowherethisisgoing.jpg
>she's flat as a board on all ends, skinny af, 2 years older than me and not a qt at all
>ask my childhood female friend for an advice: say that i don't like that girl but she's obviously into me and i don't know what to do
>friend says that if love is not shared it won't work
>chat for a little
>she sent me a nude of herself and asked if she looked beautiful
>say that she looks beautiful
>download and fap to her nude
>after fapping i suddenly feel repulsed by the idea of being with her
>just the thought of talking to her irl disgusted me all of a sudden
>block her on facebook but keep her nude
>occasionally still fap to her nude when i can't find good porn
3 years later now i'm a khv and i wish i had chatted with her for a bit longer and maybe fucked her. fuck, i'm so desperate now that i would fuck a landwhale if the landwhale's into me. fuck, man...
>>28555096
fyi it was g who i blocked and shit, not my female friend
>>28554491
Just tell her youre gay, faggot
>>28552652
Had that, it's too much work dude. You will have to sacrifice every want or desire you may have because "keeping her happy" means doing what she wants to do, literally all the time.
You'll be the "Best boyfriend ever"
Then she fucks some chad because he's a challenge and you've become a human running on easymode who literally lives on her whims.
YA KEK, TREAT THAT HOE LIKE A HUMAN NOT A PRIZE. That means you do shit that pisses her off, shit that she doesn't want to do - shit that you wanted to do. Keep her happy, but don't sell your own for hers. Hopefully OP isn't in high school but in case that's the truth nothing above applies - fucking children know nothing.
>>28554491
Let me have her. So long as she's qt.
>>28552962
You should run on back to r3ddit and never come, stupid slut
Some ugly fat girl got clingy with me.
Like, she was REALLY ugly and REALLY fat.
Got some nudes and got out
>>28555523
What was her name? I need to find her.
>>28554459
i agree with this post. every other reply to this post can fuck right off
>>28554491
Yeah, you're talking to a tranny.
Gg faggot
>>28552652
>loyal
>female
wewewewewwewewew
>>28555542
Some random 18 yo from POF.
I want a clingy gf, but she has to at least be qt. Fat girls are disgusting
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>>28555545
I fixed it, I told her IRL bf. I hate women, I only need my waifu until I can receive the sweet embrace of death.
>>28555120
Can you unblock her and say "it was just a prank, let's bang ^^"
>>28554391
Same here I sometimes visit r9k looks like I can't really leave this place.
>>28552652
You are not a person worth obsessing over.
>all these anons saying "I met her online."
Where the hell are you guys going to find these girls!? I've been playing vidya for years and years and never met a girl online.
Only girl I met online was from omegle, but I disconnected with her and never saw her again. Spoke to her for over an hour too. It sucked.
After that, I haven't met a female online again. At least one that I've had a conversation with.
>>28554459
>7 million
Funny how that number keeps rising :^)
>>28556508
Try an MMO. Bitches thirst for MMOs. I'm in a guild right now with 60% women. They're all qt as fuck with adorable voices and social anxiety. I assume they'd be clingy if any of them could find anyone to date them.
Just don't expect them to be "good" at it. They're typically the type that will just emote at each other rather than crunching numbers for raiding. So, in that vein, don't stick to the raiding guilds. Go for the "family" atmosphere ones.
>>28554459
>not lining them up and shooting both of them
Wew lad
>>28556835
Damn, I hate playing MMO's. It takes too much time to lvl up, and get geared. Then everyone that plays takes the game too seriously, which makes it even less fun.
I have been interested in that new Black Desert game, so I guess I'll try that. While I hate MMO's, I did want to try that game out because it looked very beautiful.
>tfw no clingy trap bf that only loves me and hates everyone else
>>28556835
i used to play a lot of mmorpg and desu i encountered few qt which are either married or have bf and the ones who aren't generally dont even consider me when i try to talk on ts.
kill me senpai
>>28552652
Sorry bro but that's just a fantasy, it will never happen
