Anon l bet you 10 rubles you can't take this pencil without using your hands
FUCKING ANON STOP TRIGGERING MY FEELS YOU FAT FUCK
>10 rubles
What's that, like one cent?
>>28551686
I will fucking kick you on the side of the head if you don't give me that pen you daft cunt
and then I will take the money I've won from you
>>28551714
Yeah, but the bet is just a means to an end.
You are wrong!
Face kick!!!!!!!!
>>28551686
>pencil
That's a fucking pen!
ive been practicing for this very moment
i'd whip out my cock and jump up in the air with my sick vertical leap and slap her right in the fuckin cheek bone
>>28551686
She'd see all the scars and red spots on my face as I got closer and freak out.
>tfw no rapist Katya gf
In a perfect anime world I would legitimately try to take the pen using only my lips with no lewd thoughts, and the kiss would just happen and I'd be embarrassed but it would preface a budding romance between us as we go on to continue our friendship.
Of course in real life I would awkwardly avoid the bet in fear of fucking it up or being made a fool of somehow.
>>28551686
>that chapped ass bottom lip
no thanks senpai
>>28551686
I'm pretty sure i could do it with my foot
roundhouse kick while wearing my fav jammies
>>28551686
*headbuts her*
DON'T FUCK WITH ME YOU CHECKI BRECKI BYLAT