WAAAAAAGIES
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
>>28551520
Go home neetcuck. It's a friday night. We're all out partying and having sex.
>>28551548i mean do i even need to say it
>get $1100 free a month from VA
>dad forces me to get a job anyway because muh resume work experience
>make $641 every 2 weeks
>$127 taken out in taxes so I only get 515
What the fuck
How do normies do this shit their entire lives
>>28551548
Good for you wagie. I hope you enjoy the rest of the weekend just as much, seeing as there's only 2 days left.
>>28551520
>tfw classes are over and so is waging
Fells good famalam, but I've been investing moneys to make moneys, self sufficiency here I come. I don't have to feel shame either cause I earned it.
>>28551599
>there's only 2 days left.
Think positively neet. Weekends are only 2 days so you should say we still have 2 days left.
>>28551623
>being a neet is shameful
you're still a cuck at heart anon
>>28551592
>$515 every 2 weeks
>job based on experience
Nigga, you clearly set you bar for full time employment low. I get 10 an hour from a job that any none college educated nigger can do, and still make more money than that a week. What was your experience before, flipping burgers?
>>28551632
Friday night is considered part of the weekend.
>>28551697
Wut
It's my first job and I work part time at a gym
> tfw got paid $1400 today
> tfw can run into crush from high school and not spurg out when she asks what I do for a living
> tfw have enough disposable income to take random tinder sloots out for drinks
> tfw I don't have to rely on mummy for financial wellbeing
FeelsGoodMan?
>>28551744
Oh, so you just don't want a job/have no real experience. That's fine. You just shaped your story like every normie out there has a job that low. Most people who make what you mark are probably 18 and not planing on college while living with their parents. Not saying it's a bad thing, but you can do better.
>>28551592
what are the requirements for getting 1100 a month from VA?
how long do you have to serve? do you have to get injured?
>>28551781
>tfw can run into crush from high school and not spurg out when she asks what I do for a living
but you won't.
>>28551657
>being a neet isn't shameful
You just lack self awareness, wage life is the best life, I feel accomplished, and I have transcended and have myself become Mr. Shekelberg. I can purchase all material happiness, the shekels rain down from above, I have become one with the shekel.
I dream, think, and breath the shekel, all knowledge is power, but all power is itself powered by the shekel. So when the when the eternal Jew and unrelenting Jew raps upon my door, I will have the shekels to pay my fair, will you neetboy? Because those without the shekels will be lost in time, the great afterlife will have no mummy or government to pay for you. The fight is eternal and goyim let it be known it is glorious.
>>28551849
a slug doesn't know he's a slug. he just lives his life out in sluggy bliss.
a wagie knows hes a wagie. he wishes everyday was his last.
>>28551781
>buying random sluts drinks
>somehow an accomplishment
>>28551829
It's from my dad and you have to be attending college full time
>>28551849
As a wagie...SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED JEW.
>born with free will
>everyone tells me not to use it and just get a job
would wagies be happier individuals if they were born as a worker ant in an ant colony? none of the pesky free will stuff to get in the way of monotonous labor
>>28551873
Dost the Neet know know fate, but only for it to be fleeting. Shekels are intransigent, shekels are forever.
There once a fool named Neet
His competition was a man with wage
And robots they could not compete
So it filled them with eternal rage
And it rose to a boiling point
And they rose together joint
The Beta uprising, the beta uprising!
When time has passed my shekels will live on, and through them I shall live.
>>28551975
I can't understand what you're saying, I'm just a lowly slug eating your green and enjoying life
>>28551969
should have gone to school so you could make a sensible metaphor instead of just rambling about ants for no reason.
and most people these days just get paid to do what they want either way. only kids and literal retards have to do shitty wageslave jobs and that's in order to do other things that they want, which they otherwise would not be able to afford. i don't necessarily want to say everyone loves their overall job but anyone who is worth anything is getting a salary for something that they love doing.
>tfw I'm at work right now and this thread is the only thing making me smile
I hate working retail
>>28551969
Honestly, how the fuck do you guys manage without jobs?
>>28552014
Did you go to school cause that obviously wasn't even an attempt at a metaphor
>>28552047
what do u mean by manage?
>>28552014
most people are conditioned to love labor. but if they were living in nature they'd just be sitting around eating each other's louses and fugging all day while the "alpha" was out hunting.
>>28551975
holy shit i dont usually say cringe much but this is cringe
>>28552048
>cause
hmmm
>>28552064
I mean where does the money come from? Where do you live? Who buys your internet, food?
>>28552005
Of course you don't understand, you lack the will to be free. Still a puppet to your mortal desires, the strings they pull you up and down to dance for me, but I am not entertained. I want you to learn, the shekels will be waiting anon, they are calling; me, you, normalfags and robots alike. The shekel has no prejudice.
>>28551975
thoust ist retardedist
>>28552091
your tax dollars buy everything
>>28552091
not him but the gubbymint gives me everything i need
>>28552091
either gov't or parents, newfag
>>28552092
you can't take your shekels with you to the afterlife, anon. thats destruction of federal shekels.
>>28552111
I'm gonna sound real ignorant here, but does welfare or food stamps or whatever realy provide a livable wage, and is it really easy enough to keep getting it indefinetley?
>>28552158
you're not going to buy a yacht anytime soon, but you can basically save all of it if you live with your parents. you can save more every year than any wagie.
>>28552091
I am 18 (turning 19 in July) and still live at home with my parents who provide for me. I hope to go to college next year to end my NEETdom, I don't enjoy this at all. I feel lazy and low-energy and I've gained weight from being a NEET.
>>28552129
And you can deal with staying with your parents?
>>28552148
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY ENTIRE PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
Destroyed..... In just one post, the Jew has done it again
>>28552179
the heck
are you me. same age and birth month and shit.
except i dont want to go to college, its fucking awful, i've tried it
i wanna be a NEET for the end of time
>>28552077
>making some arbitrary distinction between what you do and "nature"
nah you sound like one of those tinfoilers who believe that the only way to have pyramids is if aliens exist. using tools and physical/mental exertion are completely natural, a lot of people even get depressed or go insane without enough real stress. im just saying that your idea of "labor" is just my cup of tea or walk in the park. you play video games and shitpost for free technically, while my time spent experimenting or talking with people about cool shit is valued at 60k annually. labor for me is like taking out the trash at home senpai, or even working out to stay healthy. but the alternatives are clearly too scary 4 me.
>>28552211
you lost me at pyramids. are you even trying to make a coherent point?
>>28552223
>missed quads
cucked again i see lol
>>28552179
I was 6 in kindergarden, graduated 4 days before I turned 19. Haven't looked back, I turn 24 next month.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWN
*smacks lips*
Woah, I didn't see you there wagecuck. What's the matter? You look upset. Oh, you worked a 12 hour shift yesterday and you're tired? I understand, wagie.
Oh wait, No I don't! hah!
aww c'mon wagie. It was just a joke. I'm sure you've made progress toward the weekend, where you can finally rest easy. What? You said you need to work on Saturday so Mr. Hebowitz can buy another boat? I'm so, so sorry! I'll just be here fapping to H-Games if you need me.
>Grandpa died
>Left me $800k
Quit my job immediately
If I budget very well I can live off this for like 30 years
30 years of not having to work
I cant wait
>>28552233
nice triple dubs tho
>>28552242
>only a 12 hours
>not a 603 hour shift
ya blew it
>tfw used to be a neet
>got a super comfy job at a museum working a few days a week
>still get to enjoy the comforts of a neet life and spend time in a cool museum a few nights a week
>needed more money
>got a second job, part-time in a cafe
>work a few mornings a week from 4:30am-10am usually
>job is easy and I get free bagels and shit
It's pretty great so far, honestly. I know I'm pretty lucky for a wagecuck to have two really easy part-time jobs, as well as cheap as shit rent ($230/month).
>>28552248
only 30 years? you should also consider just buying a place to live. that'll pay itself off in like 15 years of not needing to pay rent
>>28552248
You should buy some apartments, like a duplex or triplex or quadplex, and rent them out. This will allow you to continue having passive income without working. Congrats on the inheritance bro, that's really awesome.
>>28552288
Where do you live that rent is so cheap? How many roommates do you have?
>tfw no comfy museum job
>tfw no comfy cafe job
>tfw sit at home all day with eye strain from viewing the computer, with my butt literally hurting from sitting too long, gaining weight, getting no sunlight, hating myself
life is suffering, I hate being NEET
>>28552211
that's great, i'm real happy for ya. you know, us NEETs and you wagies can live in harmony. i think they call it a symbiotic relationship. you give us the means to survive and we provide all of the interesting and creative content in the world. everything works out peachy keen, as my girlfriend says.
>>28552248
>Grandfather died several years ago
>Left his estate and personal wealth (about $1.5 million in total) to my mother and her two sisters
>3 years later it's all gone with nothing to show for it
>Mom bitches at me for spending around $100 a month on warhammer models even though I work full time and pay her $400 in rent a month
>"If you have money to waste on junk maybe I should charge you more for living here"
What the fuck man
>>28552389
>reading stories like these
Why don't you move out goddamn?
I was on the prowl for some fresh smug NEET pepes when I found this greentext, which led me to this reddit page.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4eu38d/an_ode_to_wagie/
WITNESS! The frustrated moaning of the wagecuck. Nothing tastes sweeter.
>>28551592
thank yuo 4 ur service
>>28552418
I only make a round $1600 a month, and the literal worst apartment in the city runs about $1200
That leaves me $400 for food, gas, and amenities.
I could do it, but it wouldn't be as comfortable as my life now. Ive just begun to keep my hobbies and purchases secret.
Ahh, if it isn't the ol' wagie.
Me and Shekelstein were both just talking about you, weren't we? Actually, we were laughing! Laughing at how pathetic you are, wagecuck. You know, it's funny. Me and Shekelstein have formed an unlikely friendship these past few days. The things we have in common, I'll tell ya. For one, we both have people working to give us money!
Oh, Shekelstein's a funny guy, a real riot. He was telling me all about the times he has you running in circles to please your master. Shekelstein yells "jump!" and you say "how high?" Am I right, wagie? I am, aren't I! He'll have you do the most degrading, nonsensical acts for a laugh. You know what he said? He thinks of you as his pet on a leash. And when I told him about how you consider him "cool" and "friendly," he could NOT stop laughing, wagie! Well, I better be off. Me and Shekelstein are going to the new art exhibit- oh, Shekelstein, can the little wagie tag along as well? What's that? He has a lot of overtime to finish, does he? I see, I see. That's a real shame then. Well, OFF TO WORK WITH YOU! MUSH, MUSH SLAVE! BWAHAHAHAHA
>>28552449
>I only make a round $1600
>only
just room with some other warhammer nerds or something. can't be any worse than living with a bitch of a mom
also I have a hard time believing the cheapest place is 1200. have you tried something away from the downtown core?
>>28552350
Decent sized university town.
I live in a hundred year old house downtown with four housemates. They're all around my age and in or done with college (I never went).
I'm pretty spergy and stay in my room mostly, but they're not bad people or anything. I met one of them who told me there was a room for rent, and I took it up because I had to find a place to live, and the rent was a good deal.
I don't have a car or many bills, so I live a pretty simple life.
Work 5 hours a day, four or five days a week, occasionally work both jobs on a Saturday, and then basically spend the rest of my time on the computer.
I wish these opportunities find other NEETs in this thread.
What entry level jobs let me sit as much as I want?
Im so tired of having to move constantly at my job, my feet are sore everyday.
>>28552568
I was trying to tell you the best job but it was too short and it wasn't an original message, sorry.
>>28552171
>but you can basically save all of it if you live with your parents. you can save more every year than any wagie.
I earn $52k a year and live at home.
I know a nurse who makes around $80k a year who does the same.
>>28552614
whats the point of having a job and living at home? you're never going to start any family that way. might as well become a NEET if you've given up on life
>>28552452
I wonder what type of person wrote this I really do.
>>28552642
To save money for our own places and not waste it on large amounts of upkeep?
>>28552683
so they can hit 50 and finally have their own place, but be too old to start anything?
>>28552483
Your situation sounds very nice and something I'd love to have, so thanks for your good wishes. I never really did hate the concept of working, just the concept of having to work all day with no vacations or free time to myself.
>tfw NEET and want to kill myself every day because surrounded by people making me feel shit
>>28552694
What?
Rather than spending x years renting we're just saving money how don't you understand this simple concept?
>>28552665
You always will wonder. The ruling elite don't let known their identities often.
>>28552694
Why are you wagies so hell-bent on shitting out some crotch-goblins that will suck up what little freedom you still have? Is this the only thing you can think of to do with your entire lives? Just fuck? Maaaan, what a life. Have fun changing Chad's kid's diapers, goy. I'd wish you a shitty life but, you're well on your way to one- and willingly, too!
Wagies: the ultimate cuckolds.
>>28552752
except who are you going to date when you still live with mommy? the entire point of wagecuck life is to start a family, and that isn't going to happen from mommies basement
>>28551849
underrated, saved
>>28552810
>Get GF
>Move out and split upkeep costs 50/50
>Not dating
>Stay at home
Again you seem a little troubled with the idea with reducing expenses when possible.
>>28552869
>Get GF
Found the flaw in your master plan
>>28552921
>Don't get a GF
>Don't move out
>Have mountain of disposable income for travel/expensive food/escorts/drugs/etc etc
wow you got me.
I wish I could be a NEET. I could live off 1k a month easy
>>28551520
Thisis a haunting experience.
>>28551520
I'm a network engineer making around 100k / year. I realize i'm a wagie but you know what, I need the fucking money. I'm 21 right now and I want to retire to Japan by the time i'm 25 and fuck qt Japs for the rest of my life. Sucks for now but in 3 or 4 years it will be well worth it.
>>28552389
people wasting money like that makes me irrationally angry
>>28553473
Kek
>I'm a network engineer
>100k / year.
Pick one, can't be both at 21
not without some extra side stuff.
>>28551876
>Not being able to buy sluts drinks
>both in personality and finances
>somehow more of an accomplishment
>>28552389
>>Mom bitches at me for spending around $100 a month on warhammer models
2016 not playing warmahordes or infinity.
