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>There exist men who will not only sleep with a woman, but
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>There exist men who will not only sleep with a woman, but will do so many times with many different women over the course of their lives

This shit blows my fucking mind

Like, here I am, having never touched a woman since my mother held my hand when I was a child, and there are men going to bed tonight with a woman different than they slept with last friday

what the fuck
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women, or whore-americans as i like to call them, are basically a hivemind

that's why they all have to fuck the same exact guy, it's science an sheet
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>there are men who's job it is to punish those men
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>>28551266
you can go outside and touch one right now, you just need a good hiding spot to jump out of.
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>>28551266
>23 yo
>slept with 22 women
>took my current gf's virgnitity
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>tfw I have a reputation/history of leading on then abandoning females for fun
>not even slightly successful or attractive
>smarter better looking dudes than me complain about friendzone or tfw no gf
Friends are literally for babies and so is having strong feelings besides malignant self love.
Don't be a man bitch.
Fuck some whores.
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>be me
>been in several relationships over the span of a few years
>only in it for sex and gifts
>most of my games and whatnot are from these relationships
>Break up with them because i get bored
>constantly find more prey
>continue this cycle
Git Gud anon
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>>28551503
>>28551671
You fuckers can't keep getting away with this.
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Me on the right with my gf
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>>28551385
>>28551503
>>28551671

Liar

Else you wouldn't be here
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>>28551266
ive had sex with 46 women. never dated a single one. women are the worst. use them for as much as you can then move on.
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>>28551385
>>28551503
>>28551671
>>28553674
Alright lads. Whatever you say.
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>>28553724
its not even a lot. you dont have to be good looking or even interesting to talk to, you just have to be the centre of attention or have a lot of focus drawn to you. be a muscian. chicks like us because people give us attention and because they have no worth they cling to us to try and get attention for themselves.
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Post more hot cosplay chicks
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>>28553773
I'm learning music just to get laid. It's really no different from gaming, you just get rewarded for it sexually. What instrument do you think would be best to learn? How long does it take to git gud? I've been learning piano and learned everything on musictheory.net, but I also have my sister's electric guitar that she never used.
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>>28551266
>blue shimapan

fake fan

they're suppose to be pink lacy
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>>28553843
your ability to play is meaningless to women, only men will actually see any talent. easiest way to get laid? get an acoustic guitar and play an open mic with hipster chicks and do a bob dylan or beatles cover, but slow down the beatles cover, makes it seem more deep.

remember, its not about the music, its about being the centre of attention. if you play a live set people will want to talk to you, and then women will see other people going up to you and want to be beside you so they can have attention as well.

I play bass guitar but ive never played a show where i didnt get laid. you need to know how to hold an audience, or atleast to get people to look at you
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how do you get a woman to even talk to you? online they block me after the first message and talking to a girl in real life is a good way to end up in prison unless you're a chad
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>>28551293
Excellent Post.

oringatio
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>see this woman on fetlife
>she has gotten more action in the last week than I have my entire life
I wish I had been with a vagina
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>>28551266
>average con-sluts
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>>28553994
*born with a vagina

original
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>>28551266
I own the same panties
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>>28554030

Take a picture of them on your butt
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>>28554030
ass pic
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>>28554030
how long have you owned a camera and never once learned how to focus it? in fact, any modern camera should do that on its own
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>>28551266

I can do that but I choose not to.

Sex is stupid man find something else to give your life meaning
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>>28554030
I want to see your boiclitty pop up from underneath those.
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>>28554030
>Shimapan
Consider becoming my girlfriend?
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her skin is terrible
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>>28554085
t. someone who has sex often
>oh anon you don't need a woman to make you happy!
>meanwhile said girl has never once been single for more than a minute her entire life
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>>28554037
>>28554049
>>28554089
>>28554091

Fucking faggots get the fuck out of here
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>>28554037
>>28554049
Gosh ok here's one in pink that I took earlier because I'm cozy in bed in the dark
>>28554091
Maybe but I'm a loser and clingy so there's that
>>28554089
Say please.
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Shit like this is why there are loads of guys well into their 20s who are still virgins but practically no women are past the age of 18.

It's well known most women would rather be a part of Chad's harem for at least a short period of their lives.
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>>28554158
dude why are you wearing girls underwear?
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The sex part doesn't surprise me. Prostitution is a thing. What I have trouble coming to grips with is that there are people who are desired and wanted. That's something I would like to experience one day.
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>>28554158
>Maybe but I'm a loser and clingy so there's that
Nevermind, just found out you haven't got a penis.
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>>28551266
OP why haven't you gotten a qt3.14 asian college freshman gf yet?? Be a responsible robot and claim your newly legal waifu now!
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>>28554158
Show us your tits

hbtehrt
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>>28554180
I have a penis, stupid.
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>>28551266

PUT YOUR COMPUTER IN THE BIN YOU SAD CUNT. GO OUTSIDE.
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>>28554271
bad boy dont ever lead me on again or ill smack your ass so hard youll never be able to sit down ever again
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>>28554271
DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
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Y-yes sir, sorry sir
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Women are retarded
They say and think really retarded things
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>>28554376
Meant to quote this person, sorry
>>28554333
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>>28554271
name or something?
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>>28554577
Post steam and I'll add you
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>>28554665
yeah hang on, i need a steam account first
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>>28554674
Heh
Just email me at femboyr9k@gmail
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>>28554692
i got the feeling that maybe that account isnt real, but ill try anyway
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>>28554692
fuck it, post more pics
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>>28554731
It's totally real, gosh
>>28554786
Ok
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>>28554825
keep going
>>28554731
>>28554786
same dude btw
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>>28554896
Send me an email then!
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>>28554935
geez alright
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>>28554935
there, let me know if you got it
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