> 2 years probation
> First PO only visits me once in 6 months
> Move
> New PO tells me hew ill be treating me like a high risk even though I am a low risk because he thinks I got off too easy
> This guy has been here four times in one month, stopping by for just a few minutes nearly every week
> Driving me up the fucking wall
I already failed at being a normie to the point of going to prison, now I am being hounded D:
just end it already blegh, anyone else fucked?
>>28550873
Everyone is gonna want to know: What did you do?
>>28550906
I kept telling people in prison that I built Mr Bones wild ride. Not a single person ever got the joke.
I fucked up hardcore, felon forever. I just sit inside all day now and avoid going outside until probation is over. This new PO is fucking awful.
>>28551223
You didn't answer the question.
Also why does it matter that a PO stops by for a few minutes once a week? Just don't do drugs like a degenerate and it shouldn't really matter.
>>28551223
>Telling people who wouldn't know what 4chan even is an extremely obscure joke on that very website
These are some very high levels of autism
>>28551271
>Working job finally
>Cant stand the anxiety
>Rude customers
>Rude people all over
>One day I am cashiering and this Asian guy makes some gesture like he needs help
>Tell him I will be right over there, but I am in the middle of helping someone else
>He throws a 5 pound bag of frozen shrimp at me then walks over like he is going to hit me
>I just decked him in the face as hard as I could
>Turned out to be 17 year old heir to father's fortune
>Assault 3rd degree on minor
I sold everything I owned to get an attorney, and avoided the 8 years of prison for 4 months and two years probation.
The entire Asian family was in the court room every hearing.
It bothers me because I feel like I am getting fucked harder than I should be given some PO has a hardon for me
>>28551325
Kek. Are you canadian? You should know how to act for your masters.
>>28551223
Just read the whole know your meme page, how is that even related?
>>28551456
Murder... Torture. Kidnapping.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE DEDDY.
Can we get a sauce on these hilarious human thumbs, OP?
>>28551325
You must have a shitty fucking lawyer. Why wasn't there footage of the guy throwing shrimp at you? Why didn't you counter-sue them for attacking you first?
>>28551223
>I kept telling people in prison that I built Mr Bones wild ride
Fucking lost
>you got off too easy
>for smacking some stupid cunt in the face
must be hard living in fucking poofter land
