>phantom pains in my dick
why does this occur
what does it mean
>>28549286
your dick knows it hasnt been used properly yet
>>28549449
I intend to masturbate the pain away
>>28549286
WOOOAAAAHHHHHHH... pains in the dill
>>28549864
>dill
lil dil?
dil picklea?
>>28549286
phantom pains are something that happen after an amputation i thought...
oh my god anon who did this to you
anon... your are already a demon.
>>28549927
In the Dilly.
The tammahoonie. The wallywhacker.
The peeper. The winkiedink.
>the benis
>>28549286
Why are we still virgins? Just to suffer?
Every night I feel my dick...my balls...even my nipples. The sex I've never had...the gfs I've never had...won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?
>>28549286
Sounds like you've got a punished snake
>>28551328
>amputation
that's right. my dick's purpose has been seperated from its usage. it might as well have been amputated
btw if anyone cares, the pain went away after I masturbated.
>>28551438
kekety
>You've been a virgin for...30 years.
This is what I fapped to if anyone is interested. It's Fap Hero: The Seductive Grimiore by SAX. Fap hero is a game where you jerk off to the beat and compete against the clock! Try it out today!
Miller doesn't want to hire a prostitute to lose his virginity. Doesn't want to forget the pain, he says.
>>28551441
double kek.
>>28551464
finna check this out ty
>>28551455
>>28551518
is this game actually worth playing anon? i discovered after i made this post that apparently its the name of a game desu
i've never played any of the metal gear series, is it for PC? that guy was in smash, why was he in smash if he isn't a nintendo character?
>>28551576
Metal Gear Solid is definitely worth playing. Start with MGS1. 3 and V are prequels but they won't really make sense unless you've played them in release order. MG1 and MG2 are 2D top down games that take place before MGS1, they're enjoyable but not necessary, MGS1's briefing sums up their stories.
The protagonist of MGS3 is Snake's "dad" Big Boss, and the Snake in Smash was a weird combination of MGS2 Snake's body and hair with Boss' face. I think he was there because Sakuai is friends with metal gear's director Hideo Kojima.
1, 2, and V are on PC but I know 4 isn't and I don't think 3 is.
>buy the MGS HD collection
>try to play MGS3
>mfw the controls
>>28551576
kill yourself you fucking newfag born after 1993
>>28549286
> Kaz... I'm already a virgin.
> Diamond Dongs: our new home.
> I won't scatter your semen to the heartless sea, I will always be with you.
>>28549864
The JIIIIIIIIIIZZ never dies
can't wash this cum off our hands
let the world fear us all
>>28551464
post link nao pls-
>>28552736
ok sure let me find it
shit it's good I came back when i did, this thread would archive in a few minutes
how the fuck is this thread not dead yetsnasm
>>28552736
ok I found it
here is the link
https://mega.nz/#F!y1UX3ZCT!_N1BkIfQMHp8_CZDPZAvzQ
