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>nearly ever girl you see when outside grows hair in their
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>nearly ever girl you see when outside grows hair in their butthole, has a brown stained bumhole, poops and pees, grows hair in their armpits, on their legs, farts, and vomits
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>>28549195
>nearly
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thats enough for me to stay away. I always forget they do/have those things
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>>28549217
Not all girls grow much hair on their legs or armpits/butt. I know because I've seen a youtube video of gross "genderqueer" girl who doesn't shave, but still isn't able to grow pit hair or anything like that.
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>>28549266
>he doesn't like a girl's armpit hair
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I still don't understand how girls piss. Pissing is such a manly thing. I can't imagine a girl pissing loudly, hearing the piss hit the toilet bowl, it's so weird. It's gross.
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>>28549195
What's your point? Super original comment let me post robot.
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>>28549977
It is weird that they're human.
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Asses are naturally brown, not stained brown. White asses are bleached to look that way.
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>>28550187
Why would it be weird? I'm a medic. I accepted long ago that people are gross. It's not even really a thing at this point.
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>>28549195
>tfw always keep a girls underoos or bra as a keepsake after having sex with them
>thongs have shit stains and vagoo juice crust on them

Kind of not at all hot desu
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>>28550329
>Why would it be weird? I'm a medic.
You answered your own question. Not everyone is constantly dealing with people's bodies, especially virgins like me.
>>28550370
>shitstains
Seriously?
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>>28550329
As a medic you probably see nasty people all the time. Most of us here only see ourselves.
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>>28550393
Even if you're a virgin I'd assume you just logically understand that everyone poops and is gross. That's life.
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>>28550434
>not wiping your ass until nothing comes off on the toilet paper
It's like you aren't even autistic
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>>28550434
No, I get that logically, but it's hard to connect. I am talking more about the little things, honestly, like that girls grow pithair, leghair, have extremely hairy pubic areas and buttcrack, it's just a weird little thing I've never encountered, and never being acquainted with many other human bodies it makes these things almost abstract ideas.
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>>28550393
Everybody has skidmarks. On their souls and on their underwear.
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>>28550486
What? That's basic hygiene of course I do that.
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>Every girl you've seen has had flatulence and bad diarrhea at some point
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>>28550539
>and on their underwear.
No.
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>>28550539
>everybody has skidmarks
>this is what other americans believe
>mfw never had a single one even though i eat like shit because i wipe with moist then dry toilet paper
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>>28550523

I see. It sounds like you don't see them as people. I don't mean that in a condescending way, just that lack of interaction keeps you from getting that they're just people. Am I close?
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>>28550486
what if you wipe your ass so clean blood comes off on the paper
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>>28550631
Then it's no longer clean. You've got blood on it.
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>>28550662
but I cant bandage my anus
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>>28550618
No offense taken, and you're right, that is why it weirds me out so much. Because they are "human" and if they are human then I shouldn't be so terrified of them or have so much distance between them and I, but they feel like a different species.
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>>28550580
>>28550590
>tfw wipe my ass clean until it bleeds
>still get skid marks

How do I clean my butt?

Also I poop 4-7 times a day so taking a shower after each is a no go.
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>>28549743
>tfw I fap constantly too footage of what you're describing
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>>28550687
bidet
french butt washer
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>>28550415
So even worse?
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>>28550370

Just scrape that crust off and eat it bro.
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>>28550683
Anxiety in dealing with women is normal, especially if you're inexperienced. The first times I tried talking to girls in middle school and high school I was a shaking stuttering wreck. It just gets better with experience. Having a female friend (just friend) helps a lot with humanizing them since love won't cloud your judgement.
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>>28550827
I had no mom so I have no experience at all with women. They seem like aliens to me, and at this point I don't want a gf. They act so strangely, and none of their interests match mine. All female friends I've had used me as an emotional tampon and that's all.
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>>28550687
Holy mother of fuck 7 times a day? You've got diarrhea nigga. Lay off the curry.
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>>28550901
I'm sorry you've had shitty friends and about your mother. I don't believe that you really don't want a gf though, just that you've convinced yourself you don't. And yeah women act strangely, they're very emotion driven and it's sometimes annoying but not insurmountable. Believe it or not sharing hobbies isn't actually vitally important for a relationship, it's just a secondary thing. It's mainly something more basic and human. Both love and even simply being physically close and comfortable with a good woman can wipe away a lot of the darkness in life. It can also bring more. But it's worth it.
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That just makes it even worse.

>tfw no breathing, eating, burping, circulating, sleeping, waking, pissing, pooping, farting, dreaming, thinking, crying, laughing gf
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When they get older they get little whiskers and chin hairs too
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>>28551078
No need to be sorry, I appreciate the sympathy but it's okay. Romantic "love" is give and take and attraction/sex based by nature though. It's dirty. It doesn't feel right.

That's why I fantasize only about brother sister incest. Then they can't stop loving you, it's unconditional.
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>online gf starts talking about her period
why do i have to put up with this
why cant i have a loli gf
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>>28551170

>Implying siblings can't grow to hate each other
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>>28551170
you got some good taste there
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>>28551206
They can, but if they have good parents they won't. Even if they hate each other, they hate each other from the same place, the same upbringing, the same genes, they will always be similar.
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>>28551206
Most siblings have good relationships when they're older. My brother is my best friend
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>>28551170
I feel like you're jaded from a past bad experience and have quit trying and convinced yourself you don't care. I want you to know it's not always that bad anon. I encourage you not to give up.
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>>28551322
I do appreciate it, and I'm sure you're right but for the time being I am happy by myself, doing what I am doing. Thank you though.
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