"Anon have a bite. Oh you say you're a vegetarian. Nevamind just a nibble. You know what they say, variety is the spice of life"
How do you respond
>>28548504
is this photoshopped
Jesus H Christ i havent had sex for almost 5 years and i still wouldnt go near that mess of a vagina
>>28548504
Why her butthole look like that man that shit ain't right
There's something almost beautiful in how disgusting it is.
>>28548504
What's wrong with it? I would give her a lickaroo
>>28548504
It looks like great starter pussy. I would fuck her in the ass after nutting in her ass and then put it in her mouth
>>28548746
You try to be sneaky Australia but we know your tricks now, our shitposting days are over
>>28548504
Nigger what the actual fuck is wrong with that vagina and anus
That's nasty bruh
>>28548504
Give her cunnilingus.
>>28548504
GIVE ME FUCKING SAUCE NOW FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS OF PUSSY AND ASS, PLEASE I BEG YOU OP.
TFW when no loose-pussied gf to make delightful vagina sounds.
Plffpt...plffpt...plffpt...plurp..plllp
This post is about eating pussy but somehow the gayest thing I have ever read
>>28548859
you should read my diary
Nope. If you're packin a roast, you're toast.
the beef flaps stretches from anus to pusshole, that's fucking hilarious lol
>>28548504
Fucking disgusting and 3DPD too.
Would not fuck/10
Damn Mia Khalifa has taken a pounding.
>>28548504
putting your face anywhere near this abomination
>>28548504
>How do you respond
This is why I'm a pedophile.
how do you go down on a girl?
what do you do?
it looks like a weird sort of mouth, but so do you kiss it like a face mouth? or do you suck on the flaps?
fembot please explain how to pleasure a bagina.
>>28549155
>Schalke
>>28549234
Don't ask a fembot, they'll just complicate shit.
All you do is focus on the clit. Imagine what feels good to you on your penis, then apply that to the clitoris with your tongue. Add in some fingering and she'll cum buckets within 5 minutes.
>>28549355
>fingering
well know you have to explain fingering. do you just put your finger in her vagina or do you do stuff with it
>>28549388
rake your fingers along the upper wall, curling them towards her navel
she'll start squirming gaurunteed
>>28549388
Two fingers, you pretty much want to keep a steady pace while you focus on the clit, as she starts to get more breathy and closer to cumming, you pick up the pace. You honestly don't have to do anything special, just simulate your penis going in and out, that's it.
>>28549470
that doesn't sound right
>>28549483
so my hand and tongue are both in there? sound crowded 2bh
does anyone have the OP's pic but of her face.. I have seen that pic so much but I just want to see what the fucking rest of her looks like. GOD DAMN!
I like meat just not pork thats gone bad
>>28549527
What he said is another method which is good too, but for your sake keep it simple as fingering is just complimentary when it comes to licking the clit.
The clit is located further up, imagine where your penis is, then imagine where your gooch is, that is the sort of distance we're talking about so it isn't crowded.
>>28549155
> Schalke
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Whats the matter anon, you can't handle a real woman. I'm.all natural baby
>>28548504
I don't fuck horses.
>>28550106
I bet she makes fun of guys for having small dicks
>>28549355
This, once you master the clit you will make her orgasm.
Don't bother with that alphabet with your tongue shit, that's literally a meme to expose virgins
>>28550106
I still haven't had my answer from any "femanon" here, how can you say vaginas can't get stretched out when there are countless examples like this? where are these all magical, perfectly replicated, elastic unicorn boxes that you keep talking about?
>>28548770
Lickaroo was from an old copypasta, not Australian.
>>28548504
Would hit it
>>28550106
This too
>>28548504
>Oh you say you're a vegetarian
No, but I am now.
>>28550106
Is this what a crack whore looks like?
>>28550106
>It's not about the size guys it's about the GIRTH! :3
It shows stacy, it shows
>>28549628
raking your fingers upward is the very best desu. bout two or three inches in, right up against the pelvic bone. clit is just the little nub that may or may not be visible under the rounded folds where the labia start. don't fuck with the clit directly too much, some chicks hate that shit altogether, some need to get turned on first. this is only with fingers though, tongue should be fine wherever. just make sure to trim your nails.
>>28550160
Are you talking about the labia or the actual vagina?
Now this is a crack whore. Come and give grandma and kiss anon
>>28548504
>No, I'm a vag-etarian. I'mma eat that puss like a four course dinner.
>>28550585
What the fuck is that, definitely not human.
>>28548504
I'd fuck that up even worse
