Is it possible to find a girl like this in real irl real life?
>messy
>smelly
>qt
>>28548334
Messy is guaranteed for 90% of girls once you get to know them better.
A girl's bathroom is usually a small piece of hell that encroached its way into the earth.
Despite what pop culture tells you girls are fucking dirty ask anybody who has ever the the unfortunate job of cleaning a womans bathroom
>in real irl real life
...Nigga, did you have a stroke?
>>28548382
>>28548465
Yep, and usually their rooms are like that too. Every girl's room I have ever been in has been a stye. You can't see the floor beneath dirty laundry and trash. Meanwhile the room of every male friend is either totally tidy or messy but not disgusting.
Modern women are useless. They aren't even good at housekeeping anymore.
>messy
>smelly
I know you think you want these but trust me you don't. And if you think you have a better chance with "flawed" women than you do regular women you are wrong. Please don't fall for this meme.
My sister's bathroom is fucking disgusting. The back of her bath tub was covered in mold spots and the trash can was half buried in toilet paper. The sink was covered in dry toothpaste. Old contact lenses were stuck and dried to the wall and mirror. Nail clippings on the floor. It's fucking gross. The most annoying thing is she bitches about me being dirty.
Going to concur with everyone else. Every girl's room I've been in has been messy as shit. Not just in a "there's some clothes on the floor" way, like its just straight disgusting. Tampons, tissues, empty bottles, and other trash on the floor, makeup all over the pillow cases, stuff like that. And that's not even including the bathrooms. Blood and hair in the shower are not uncommon.
Like the others here said, guys can be messy but most girls are fucking disgusting, piss, blood, tampons,etc everywhere. I don't understand how women can still claim that men are the pigs.
>tfw only been in a girl's room once
>very small TV, but it was tidy, so far as I could tell
I will never know the hells you guys have seen.
It's absolutely possible.
She'll have a bf anyway, though.
>>28549532
>>28549607
>>28548655
This stuff. I've never met a girl who doesn't have a disgusting room. My buddy, who is known as a complete slob to everybody, doesn't have anything on the three girls who I have seen the rooms of. No I didn't fuck them, I was over for school projects with all of them. Literally tampons all over the place, the bathroom is disgusting, it seems they "hover" in their own bathroom so there's piss everywhere despite them having no dick, the shower always has dark red/rust colored stains from them just washing off their period instead of wiping/using tampons and pads, they fart disgustingly openly and laugh about how "quirky" it is because "lol girls don't fart but I fart loud xD", their rooms are riddled with dirty clothes and trash (they have so many more clothes than men that that is almost inevitable), and under their bed is always littered with the worst fast food trash, a vibrator and a bunch of rotten fruit, they probably tried to fuck herself with.
Disgusting. They don't seem to care. I've never even come close to caring about my room or it's cleanliness but it's a paradise compared to any woman's room. I don't even have anything on the floor unless you count a guitar leaned up against my wall.
>>28549723
>they have so many more clothes than men that that is almost inevitable
They have more hair than men too so they shed like dogs. You'll find foot-long hair strands all over the place.
>>28549786
True, it's disgusting.
I'm not gay but I hate women. I wish I wasn't attracted to them, or could find one that wasn't a disgusting pig behind closed doors.
>inb4 all people are disgusting behind closed doors
I know everyone poops and pees, that's not what I mean.
My room stinks of sweat, failure and cum but at least you can move around in it. A girls entire apartment is a disgusting pigstye actually pigs keep their areas relatively clean compared to the average girl.
my sister has mould growing in her room, while i have ash and dust.
who is worse?
>All of these betas pretending they've ever actually ever been inside a girls room.
My room is clean. Way cleaner than my boyfriends or my brothers. People tell me all the time when they come over.
>>28549897
I can tell you are actually girl because you believe your anecdote is worth more than everyone else's.
Kill yourself roastie.
>>28549897
>I have a vagina so my opinion is worth more
>>28549897
You realize most of us have sisters and/or mothers?
>>28549929
>tfw no misato gf
>>28549921
>>28549929
>>28549958
Don't do it.
Don't reply to anyone who refers to themselves as female.
Because if they are telling the truth, than their opinion is worthless because they are female, and they should be ignored.
And if they are lying, well then it's just bait.
Fucking normal fags on my board! GOD FUCKING DAMNN. SCREEEEE
>>28550037
It sounds like you're afraid of talking to girls.
>>28550112
Yes I am. Why? Because women destroy everything. Hobbies, social groups, civilizations. Everything. Women need to be carefully controlled, or they erase every bit of progress made by men.
>>28550024
I know that feel good sir
>we all know that feel
>>28549723
god damn kid, quit the lies, can tell you've never even said hi to a girl
>>28550199
>i don't like what you said so it's not true!!!
lol
>tfw when white girls are dirty af compared to latinas.
What up with your women whitebros?
>>28550112
>bro u just gotta talk to girls
Gtfo normie
>>28550136
This. Women actually ruin everything
>>28550213
saying all the rooms you went in had tampons lying everywhere and piss all over the floor, just, come on now, not true, don't fib yourself
>>28550239
No tampons everywhere, but two or three on the floor kicked under other trash, or next to the garbage can after they had thrown over and missed. Also not puddles of piss in their bedroom, but sprays/sprinkles on the floor/rim of the toilet. Not exaggerating at all. You would understand if you had seen it.
>>28550136
Your autism is showing. Women have contributed as much if not more than men to society. Without women, civilization would cease to exist and none of the great minds that have left their mark on history would never have been born. Why do you think we have days specifically celebrating the accomplishments for women?
>>28550277
Didn't read, roastie.
>>28550295
I'm not a girl. You just refuse to acknowledge that you're wrong.
>>28550265
if you're not fibbing then you must have unfortunately met three of the dirtiest females ever, i've certainly never come across womens rooms like that
>>28548839
can I have her number?
originaal
>>28549897
>my anecdotal evidence is somehow worth more than your anecdotal evidence
...women, everyone
>>28550277
>Without women, civilization would cease to exist and none of the great minds that have left their mark on history would never have been born.
So what you're saying boils down to women wanting credit for shit by proxy? Even when they contributed nothing?
mfw
>>28550277
>Women have contributed more to society than men
>For example, they gave birth to the men who did all the shit that built modern society
>>28548334
Yes, its actually awful
>>28549897
>People tell me all the time when they come over.
>people come over
your room is clean because you're a stacey and not some loser bot girl who's too depressed to clean her room like the rest of us
>>28548465
Yo Is this Rollcall?
While we're on the topic of girls being disgusting, it's true.
>Visit friend at college
>We go pick up his gf
>His gf (100% pure unadulterated super Stacey) lives with 2 other Stacy Sorostitutes
>Fucking disgusting apartment
>Clothes everywhere on the ground, can't see carpet
>Tupperware in random places because they didn't do the fucking dishes
>Go to bathroom
>Hair, hair everywhere
>Trash has not been taken out, bloody tampons
>Hair product all over the fucking sink
>Clothes everywhere on the ground
>Notice a pair of panties with skidmarks on them
>Nearly throw up
>>28551666
[spolier]ywn just post a damn pic without text when satan gets trips[/spolier]
>>28548334
I lack the smelly trait
>3dpd
>not being disgusting
just look everywhere op, women are all disgusting
>>28552209
>I lack the smelly trait
What do you smell like?
>tfw no qt3.14 tomoko girlfriend who matches the description of OP also i had to write this long ass post because of the robot
>>28548382
I don't agree with you. My Mommy finds it pretty important to keep things clean and in order.
>tfw my gf's feet and armpits stink after a long day of work
>tfw we cuddle and watch twin peaks and i get to enjoy her scent
livin the good life bois
>>28550277
>Women have contributed as much if not more than men to society
original kek
>>28548334
You think they're qt until you get in close and finally smell her incredibly bad breath up close.
I speak from experience. Girls like this never have any dental hygiene or personal hygiene. It's actually really fucking horrible and not like your 2D at all.
>>28550219
Truth right here
>>28552352
>not also burying your face in her sweaty stanky ass
it's the best
Iove me some stinky girls
>>28552442
the fuck you think this is nigga
of course i do
she dutch ovens me too
>>28552442
>i'll never do this
i fucking hate my life
>>28552481
Is she into making you sniff her farts?
I don't do that with my gf but I do enjoy her ass when it's sweaty and musky.
>>28552571
not specifically but she likes that i enjoy it and she's proud of her farting abilities
>>28548465
is this an american thing?? I used to clean for a living and the guys bathrooms were always fucking disgusting, like they didnt know how to shit in a toilet. the womens were all right apart from the period stains on the toilet seats now and then.
I have to constantly remind my gf to wash her dishes, do her laundry, take showers, and shave (Only because when she doesn't, she isn't the most pleasant smelling.). Also she picks scabs and shit like crazy, so much so that i have to forcefully put bandaids with ointment on them to try and heal them before they turn into scabs. This is the life i chose. You can too, because most women are gross.
>>28548334
>Can still see the floor
That's better than how my sister kept her room.
one time was a friend's apartment, and it was exactly like everyone ITT described. clothes, stationery, everything all over the floor and bed - no food though. when we were leaving she literally picked up clothes from the ground to put on and headed out. she's an artist though, so i though to blame the mess on her being artsy and whatever. she's 21. has boyfriend, but their relationship is great and she doesn't sleep around.
the second time was when i stayed in an airbnb in england, which belonged to an old british lady whose sons went away to college - she lent out a room in the top floor, her entire home was really clean and tidy and nice.
the third time was another airbnb belonging to a middle aged austrain woman who lived with her nigger boyfriend (which she didnt mention in her fucking airbnb, bitch) they reared a pair of rabbits, and they wanted to let the rabbits roam FREE so they unlocked the cages in the day and the rabbits would literally run all over the dining hall and the cage litter was literally every where. eating on the actual dining table was disgusting because cage litter got on the table and wind and whatever, litter got into my mug.
then one time i stayed a short while in a friend's apartment, his gf is japanese and the place was so clean. when we were just lounging about on the futons she would literally start lint rolling the floor or wiping things just out of no where. if i got up to offer to help her she'd tell me off.
i know a muslim cosplay girl and her room is a dusthell mess. she hangs all her clothes on racks and keeps books in shelves but it's just super dusty everywhere. her cat crawls all over her things, and it isnt well trained, so the damage from the furniture just crumbles all over her stuff. when she invited everyone over, there were girls that didnt even want to sit on her couch cos it looked so wrecked lmao.
>>28552859
How do you manage her life and your at the same time? Is it worth the payoff at the end of the day to take care of another grown ass human being?
>>28548334
I had a girl who had a sweating problem.
It wasn't too bad but it wasn't fun. Also had the picking scabs/acne. I ended up having to get her to stop by bandaids and ointments and shit. But waking up in the morning to a clammy woman and wet blankets? No thanks anymore.
Shame she was a STEM nerd. Glad I don't have to put up with it anymore.
I still laugh when I think about 'you're not on my intellectual and maturity level' line she said to me when we split.
Whisky burns like a motherfucker when it comes out of your nose.
A shame she had the perfect body however. About the only thing I miss about her. But she became a dependapotomus so I feel bad for that guy who's gotta deal with it.
>>28553099
I mean, thats just the extreme, and living with someone you enjoy the company with out weighs it.
Also I can do whatever i want to her body most of the time and she brings me home food from her work. There are perks as well.
Out of 8 girls rooms I have been into only mine and one others have been messy and we both are depressed NEETs :v
>>28553157
Be my depressed Finnish NEET gf.
my sister is exactly like this, however she is practically mentally ill at this point. moderate to severe aspergers, nervous ticks and emotional instability
good fun
>>28553353
>my sister is exactly like this, however she is practically mentally ill at this point. moderate to severe aspergers, nervous ticks and emotional instability
She sounds perfect. What's her Skype?
>>28553363
she is so emotionally unstable she routinely starts crying if you talk about anything she could possibly conceive as criticism
>>28553483
w-what country does she live in lad
In my experience girls rooms are either 100% spotless or terrible landfill substitutes with very littlw in between. Guys rooms are either kindy clean or kinda dirty. Nothing too drastic.outliers exist of course
>>28552335
this
she's a clean freak and will get fucking mad if it's messy
>>28552335
moms are not modern women
>>28551666
op: I want a messy gf!
thread: all women are disgusting pigs
girl: not all women are like that
thread: those are stacies!
(other threads: all women are stacies!)
How do you want it robots? Are women disgusting or not?
>>28553748
gods chosen land of manchester
>>28554000
>gods chosen land of manchester
Does she have any friends or people she talks to?
>>28554099
a few tumblrinas in the US i think
>>28554348
I mean IRL. If not, I'd like to talk to her.
>>28554542
she cant leave the house except under specific circumstances (with family, not given notice ect.), she nas no irl friends
>>28554576
Can she be my gf if I give her notice?
>>28554925
god only knows the machinations of women, and even hes stumped by women on the spectrum
>>28550024
Best messy girl ;_;
>>28548465
I was janitor for 4 months. Mens bathroom was often clogged, pee on the floor and graffiti in the
stalls.
Womens was on average messier but not harder to clean. They just never flushed, often had poop and toilet paper on the seat, sink area was flooded water all over and the garbage was all on the floor around an empty bin
>>28549723
teehehehe
>>28550265
>>28550347
when i was 16 two male friends and two female friends stayed at my best friends girlfriend left a bloody pad on the bathroom floor that my mum found the next day. why didn't the fucking bitch put it in the rubbish?
>>28556644
>stayed at my
stayed at mine**
>>28556609
Thank you for this image good friend
>>28556644
Was she a poorfag? It could have been old and the adhesive could have worn off, causing it to fall out of the panties. This situation happened to me in middle school in the hallway. It slipped down my pant leg and I tried to pretend like it wasn't mine and then some other kids started freaking the hell out and somebody kicked it at me and it was not pleasant.
Backstory you don't care about: I had to steal pads from my aunt due to methparents so I mostly just used toilet paper with a days-old pad as a backup.
>>28548334
>smelly
it ends here anon
>>28548334
Yes totally, yes, rotten orange years old in the dresser yes.
Gud luck.
Are there any shut-in, semi-catatonic stoner girls out there? I just want someone to get high and watch 12 straight episodes of Bob's Burgers with
