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>cat is in heat >non-stop meowing at me >won't
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>cat is in heat
>non-stop meowing at me
>won't leave me alone
Does she want it? Should I give it to her?
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>>28547632
Give her the red rocket, OP.
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yo dawg we heard you like pussy so we installed a pussy in your pussy
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how about you give to your kid, then cut their head of

jk ha . i love satire
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>>28547632
Give her the Brown Buffayta
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FUCK THAT CAT
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Smack around its backside with your hands like you're beating it up. Pussies love that shit.

I have the perfect webm to show you how, but the ridiculous 2mb file size limit won't let me
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>>28547632
use a wet q-tip or something. there are plenty of videos explaining how to make your cat stop annoying you during their heat cycle
or you could give her the dick
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My cat does this shit when he's hungry. Break out the Meow Mix faggot.
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>>28547837
Upload it to pomf.cat
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>>28547632
Put your tongue in her vagina
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>>28547918
>you will never hear the cute ~pomf of a loli cat girl as she ~pomfs onto your bed

the shitty part though is that lolis cant be in heat
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>>28548004
I have done this before and can confirm that cats do indeed like it
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>>28548054
What does it taste like?

blxxxx
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>>28548072
Tastes like the inside of a foreskin.
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>>28548124
>tastes like the insides of a foreskin

H-how do you know how the insides of a foreskin taste like?
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>>28548156
When I was the age at which I ate out pussy pussies, I was also flexible enough to suck my own foreskin.
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>>28547632
Get it spayed you stupid faggot
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>>28548054
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT
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>>28547918
>>28547837
https://a.pomf.cat/lohsux.webm
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>>28548702
hmmmmm
k
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>>28548702
>those movements it makes at the end
Oh wow
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>>28548702
this is without doubt one of the most fascinating things I have ever seen.
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What if you came inside a cat

Would it breed cat-human hybrids or something?
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>>28547674
Kek. Underfrigginrated.
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Please do not hurt your cat. Yes when she is in heat she will meow and hold her ass in the air and drip liquid from her meow meow. Do not touch her meow meow, keep her safe and happy and fix her only after her heat is complete. If you wish you may pat her bottom above her tail and she will feel somewhat stimulated and may relax.
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>>28548702
Aw yeah beat that pussy
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>>28548702
that's a tempting click.
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>>28549363
legit link, don't be so paranoid
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>Rubbing dogs belly
>He gets an erection
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a cat is fine too

do it faggot
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>>28549477
>rubbing granny's belly
>xe gets an erection
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>>28549528
>Xe

Fucking tumblrfag, gtfo.
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>>28549477
I don't blame him. I'd probably get a boner too if I had a master who rubbed my belly
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>>28548702
wow that cat is really fuckin loving it

makes me wish i had someone to spank me like that
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>>28549528
gave me an erection

I really do have a emasculated cuck mind. There's no going back.
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>>28549697
>>28549924
someone is really into petplay
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>>28548702

This is something that makes me go, "Hmmmm."
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>>28548702
No wonder my cat didn't care when I kicked the shit out of it
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>>28548702

What does it mean that watching this webm gave me a boner?
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>>28550261
You're a perfectly normal and healthy male.
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>>28548702
>tfw no masochist cat
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>>28548702
>>28547837
I accidentally gave my cat an orgasm by doing that a couple years ago. She was old as shit and spayed, too. I guess it's just a natural way to get your cat off
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>>28548702
>tfw no pussy paddles
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>>28549513
I came just for this
comentario originale
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