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I'm on the other side of the planet and I just told my oneitis
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I'm on the other side of the planet and I just told my oneitis I love her over WhatsApp. My heart feels like it's about to explode its beating so fast. Robots, I need you here more than ever.
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have you ever met her IRL?
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We will be here, robro. Unless it actually works out in which case get the fuck off my board
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I don't get why you spergs keep doing this shit.
What's the idea? Have you ever seen anyone get away with confessing to their oneitis through text? Have you learned nothing from all those sad screencaps from betas confessing their feelings only to get frienzoned or rejected along the years?
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>>28547532
She's my best friend
>>28547564
Nothing would make me happier
>>28547596
This is my second time confessing to a oneitis. The first one several years ago rejected me and I continued to screw up and ruin our friendship. I know full and well I am digging my own grave.
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godspeed little robot
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>>28547510
>>28547721
I am here as well for you, brother. Do you feel like giving us more details? Describe your oneitis or something. I love it when fellow robots give detailed descriptions of their oneitis. Makes me reflect upon how idealized my own oneitises are.
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>>28547721
Good luck you could still escape, not sure if she'll sy yes since she rejected you before, and since you're ruining the friendship somehow (can you elaborate?). Don't become beta prey tho, be careful, be safe op
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Monitoring this thredd
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>>28547778
I would love to, however it's 6:30 AM where I currently am and I just woke up so I'm kind of lacking for words, plus I can't stop shaking. She just responded asking how falling in love with her could happen.

Instead, have a picture.
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>>28547856
Forgot the picture. Way too early.
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>>28547856
>>28547881
Pretty qt indeed. Also, her response could have been a lot worse. What do you plan on texting back to her?
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>>28547510
godspeed robro
good luck leaving this place
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>>28547856
She's baiting you for more attention. Congrats, you're in. Now get the fuck off "my" board, normal slime.
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>>28547856
You're fucked m8

She's probably in the arms of some Chad right now as they both laugh at your pathetic confession
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>>28547807
I'm already the ultimate beta, she has a boyfriend already. I could never find the time to tell her. She'd be out of a relationship and in a recovery period so I didn't want to bother her with the possibility of another, then she'd suddenly be interested in another guy so I figured it would be bad to tell her. I'm just fed up so I outright told her. Last time I confessed to a oneitis, I ended up dating someone else among our outcast friends and everyone thought I did it to get to my oneitis. Which I didn't.
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>>28547856
Do not respond, dude. If you want that chick, see her message and wait a couple of days or something. Leave her wondering what's wrong with you for a while.
If you give her full attention you're only going to cuck yourself further.
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>>28547909
I told her why I fell for her. She's the total opposite of me, of robots. She's optimistic and sees the good in everyone and blindly makes friends with strangers. It's a little unsettling because it's almost landed her in some bad situations.

>>28547940
I want to take you with me
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>>28547975
You're stuck between a rock and a hard place op, hopefully you don't get beat up too hard to whatever might happen. I think it may be best to distance yourself from her, don't hurt yourself like this...
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>>28548024
I ran this approach, actually. I told her yesterday I had something important to tell her, we had a small conversation and I just left it before telling her
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>>28548089
But she's my best friend and ever since I've met her, i've been happy. I met her through a childhood friend 5 years ago and never thought twice, but running into her late last year we suddenly became friends. She's be sitting in the background of my life and i never knew someone like her was there. I cant distance myself, I just cant.
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I wonder what my oneitis thinks of me. I wonder what she would say if I declared my love for her. I know her for roughly two months, which is not much, but I think I already like her in a way I never liked any other girl.
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>>28548059
Take me too senpai
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>>28547856
>>28548141
I think everything's going to be ok. Be sure to meet her soon and tell her what you told her on whatsaap but face to face.
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>>28548272
Grab hold, brothers. Let's go.

>>28548187
In my experience, this is an incredibly stupid and foolish thing to do. Be happy with what you have because 99% of girls will brush you off. I know for a fact I'm safe in doing this with mine.
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>>28548141
We believe in you op, if it goes sour, then try to get a close platonic relationship. Comeon op meme it up
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Here's what she replied with
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>>28548397
Part 2

Original commenterino
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>>28548397
Have fun in heaven, Robot... Or Ex-Robot, we'll miss you, but with some luck, maybe some of us will be there with you someday...

You should've told that in real life, and you two should've had that conversation face to face because that way is more romantic and cuter but whatever, you won.
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>>28548362
I think so too. The question was merely rhetoric. I think I can work on making our friendship become something really strong and valuable, but as I do that the thought that I am never going to be with her is going to crush me inside more and more as time goes by.

>>28548397
>>28548419
Damn, what did you make of that?

>>28548474
It would not have happened in that way whatsoever if it was done in person, you know that. The general vibes of both parties would be the same, but they wouldn't reveal as much.
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>>28548397
Sounds genuine, off you go OP.
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>>28548505
>It would not have happened in that way whatsoever if it was done in person, you know that. The general vibes of both parties would be the same, but they wouldn't reveal as much

I think both would've reacted the same, sincerity in these cases is not rare. Sure they wouldn't be as simple as it is now, but would've been more romantic. He won anyway so I don't think there's any problem.
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>>28548419

Sounds like a good response. Now just make sure not to ruin it like a faggot.
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>>28548474
>>28548505
I would have loved to tell her this in person, but I'm way off in eastern Europe and she's back home in Canada.

I don't think I've earned a complete victory yet. I don't get to date this girl. She has a bf. I think she wants to hear what I said to her, but I'm not the ome she wanted to hear it from. She can just appreciate it coming from anyone at all.
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>>28548419
So what now OP?
Will you ever see her in person again?
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>>28548397
>>28548419
>bla bla you're such a nice guy
>you are so nice I'm going to be nice too
Dude you made her so wet she's all yours now
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>>28548643
>She has a boyfriend.

Why did you even tried?
Is there a possibility of her leaving her boyfriend to be with you?
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>>28548643

You guys really are autistic. You told her you love her, she said thank you. She didn't reciprocate. You just got friend zoned harder albeit in a very nice way
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>>28547510
Its going to sound normie as fuck, I think you will end up feeling better now that its off your chest. Besides, its not like you'll see her again anyways.
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>>28548653
Yes, in 6 weeks.

>>28548745
Probably not, but it will run its course. Then I have one.

>>28548803
I know

Anyway, I woke up at 6 for a reason, not just to confess to her. I'll make a thread later tonight if anyone cares to update. Goodbye for now.
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>>28547510
You're a faggot.

>>28547721
>I know full and well that I'm digging my own grave
You're still a faggot.
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