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How much does a nosejob cost? All I see when I look in the mirror
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How much does a nosejob cost?

All I see when I look in the mirror is my big fat ugly nose.
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Please respond, I would like to know too.
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>>28546746

$5k is a reasonable estimate.Plastic surgery is incredible. Personally I'm saving for chin and jaw augmentation. Maybe dental implants too but they're a little pricier.
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>>28546932
>5k
I almost have that much saved in neetbucks. I think I'm gonna do it.

How does the process go? Do they shop my face with many different noses and I just pick one?
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>>28546746
>tfw mom got a fucking nosejob
>I inherited her big ass old nose
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Is this a nose thread?

Can we post robot noses?
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Do you also have a weak jaw?

If yes then get that fixed first.
If no then big nose isn't really that bad if you grow your beard out.
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>>28546998

You go in for a consultation and the guy explains the procedure and options available, and you give an idea of what you want. But yeah, it's basically him shooping a picture and picking your favorite. General anesthesia, some snib snab, and then yummy painkillers while you recover at home like an ugly caterpillar waiting to emerge a pretty butterfly.
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>>28547044
Robots with noses like this please don't change them. I think they're really cute and they make you look dignified and like you have character. Honestly a big nose is cute as oppose to a small nose on a man. This is 100% uniformly true across all cultures and backgrounds except for Jewish Hollywood which feminizes men to an unhealthy and gay extreme. Small noses belong on women.

If you have an upturned delicate pixie nose and you're male though, kys because you're fucked.
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>tfw potato nose

The rest of my face is pretty ok, even though im not that attractive i have been told that i have an "intimidating" face, so i at least dont look like a beta. But the potato nose just absolutely fucks my shit up.
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>>28547087
>If you have an upturned delicate pixie nose and you're male though, kys because you're fucked.

not true at all actually
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>>28547087

I like my nose, I actually dream about it getting broken and even more mangled and hooked.
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>>28547315
clear up that acne and you'll be very handsome
no homo senpai
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>>28547315
You have Chad facial aesthetics, although your body looks shit. Hit tinder and you will get pussy guaranteed. there is no reason to live the robot life if you have good facial aesthetics.
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>>28547087
>tfw noselet

just fuck my entire life senpai
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My aunt paid 6k for hers.
If I had to decide on a surgery it'd either be a nosejob or getting my armpits botox'd so I don't sweat as much.
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>>28547433
Your nose is so freaking cute
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>>28547554
Thank you kind anon

originalbloxxxxx
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>>28547357

It's genetic, and it's hell. But I've been having really good results lately with CeraVe and Paula's Choice. People have actually commented/complimented how much better my skin has gotten. There's a little scarring, but nothing major.

>>28547385

I'm going /fit/ after I graduate (about a week now). Time to leave the skelly life behind.
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>>28547266
Who is this? He looks like a faggot. You proved my point, good job.

>>28547433
That's such a cute nose but on a dude it'd be weird to see, it isn't manly at all. Consider transitioning. It is strange how what is attractive on women isn't seen as attractive on men.
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Can you get free nosejobs with the state healthcare systems of yuropoor countries?
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>>28547044
looks gross fuck that. Ain't want none of that shit
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>>28547644
If you have the money you should go to a derm and get Accutane treatment.

I had horrible acne in high school and the accutane cleared that shit right up
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>>28547044
>>28547315
god I've seen your face so many times stop being such a fucking attention whore
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>>28547668
>Consider transitioning

This website has made me consider it several times. I have the wide hips, narrow shoulders, androgynous face but I feel my height puts me at a huge disadvantage (5'11").
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>>28547701

I don't want to take the plunge on it quite yet. Like I said, it's been steadily improving. If it plateaus or gets worse again beyond a normal breakout, I'll probably go ahead and do it. I've already been cleared for it and I have all the packets and waivers signed, literally all I have to do is get it prescribed.

>>28547717

here, have a new picture of me for your collection.
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shit i'll give a guy a nosejob for $75. i'll package it with an earjob for $125. i'm an ear, nose, and throat specialist and my customers usually want all three. it's only once in a while i get a request for just a throat job (more commonly referred to as a blow job).
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>tfw squidward nose
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Where's the best place to get a nose job? I can't afford the US at all. Would be an insane amount in cdn dollars. I was thinking either Canada or Iran

I want to look perfect like Eggy
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i need a fucking jaw reduction and my forehead ridge shaved off
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It's called a rhinoplasty
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>We can pay for good looks
At least we have a chance for face

>Height surgery is 30K
REEEEE
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>Beard transplant is 8k

tfw I'll have to look like a patchy androgenous teenager for the rest of my life.
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>>28547044
this is a real mans nose, sorry boys
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