Eat your own cum. It's actually got a lot of protein in it and you'll be surprised at how full you get.
Bonus: Going for seconds can be quite a fun way to burn off the calories.

>>28545421
go away faggot.

box

>>28545421

So with that logic, you could potentially live off your body for nutrients and energy?

>>28545421

Since when is 0.2g protein a lot?

>>28545394
>he doesn't have a gallon bag of peanuts in his room

enjoy starving to death

>>28545482
Maybe if OP came like hentai character

>>28545438
Not indefinitely, no. But it can hold off the cravings until people go to bed and downstairs is empty.

>>28545482
Consider that to the weight of the average amount of ejaculate and it's not a bad percentage.

>>28545524

Even one ounce of cum is maybe a gram.

>>28545597
>wasting a bunch of energy to eat your own cum
>one last act of faggotry before death

>>28545697
What's the matter big man? Scared you might cuck yourself you're so beta?

https://youtu.be/z4edIxzhU80?t=1m21s

On another note I am reminded of this good movie in my moment of hunger.

If only biblical religion was cool enough I might have a moral foundation one day.

>Order a pizza online with instructions 'Write on the box "To be delivered to Anon's Room" '
>Let family collect at the door and read the instructions
>Tape a note to your bedroom door saying "Post through letterbox in door"
>Install a letterbox in your bedroom door for pizza delivery
>Maybe leave a tip taped to the door for your family for being the middle-man delivery person.

>>28545881
My family is not a benevolent entity, I am a parasite on them they would rather be done with to put things in simple terms. They're not perfect, but due to the economic situation I can't really complain.