My voice is shit and I don't understand how people can stand listening to me speak.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nE5tQZczsA
rate pls?
You are irrefutably a colossal faggot
>>28545258
Should I recite the qur'an instead?
You are undeniably a humongous homosexual.
>>28545274
Recite stale pasta to confuse the nurses in your mental institution for all I care. Hopefully they'll increase your medication and give us all some peace.
1/10 you made me give you a (You)
You are unquestionably a massive queer.
You are unquestionably a gigantic rectum ranger
Your voice is fine, try not to be so monotone though.
You are undoubtedly a considerable sausage jockey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YerOvioazr
pls r8
>>28545359
How do I go about doing that?
>>28545320
>>28545258
>>28545378
>>28545354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOK8030Og4
>>28545347
>>28545420
I would honestly rather have your voice
>>28545491
thanks senpai. i am always self concious about my cancerous voice.
>>28545609
Is it your accent? Where do you live?
rate this too pls. sorry for losing it at the last part.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Bfh7SEBI1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Bfh7SEBI1
>>28545650
nah, i am not a native english speaker. i have a proficiency in english though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GqvNueW70f
>>28545685
Clearly. It's not so bad then. My accent is shit, and my voice is also annoying. I also mumble a lot and speak quietly.
>>28545669
kek m8
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Taking easy songs requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08NBy7eHpV6
>>28545238
I made this silly dance music thing today
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13R7zjrpaFf
Tell me if it's any good
>>28545786
Does it have to be English? I don't mind if you butcher the pronunciation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVgZLjwhPXs
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/girls_day/twinkle_twinkle.html
>>28545858
It's quite good oregano
>>28545938
Preferably, singing songs of a different language requires lots of practice and memorization, which I simply don't have the time for if it's not a song I like that much.
>>28545238
>tfw able to get with girls out of my league because they think my voice is "nice"
Feels good man.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uGol8doO3O
>>28546115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM
From 3:05, please. I'll wait
>>28546145
Your accent is cool pham.
>>28546183
Thanks man. It's some mix of posh British, Irish and American, which is weird because I've never lived in the last two.
>>28546161
holy shit pham, that's fast as fuck, don't even know if I'll be able to sing that, I did say easy songs pham.
>>28546248
Try your best senpai I believe in you. It honestly doesn't matter if you do it slowly or whatever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsgtNx5cgC
Roast me faggots
>>28546364
You sound like a faggot honestly
>>28546399
Britbong here
I will read out anything you reply to this comment with
>>28545420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ukAV69x78C
>>28546364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qXsVHSXiI3
>>28546487
>>28546487
Same britbong; didn't mean to reply to >>28546399
i just used the post number to open quick reply
Since this is not a /soc/ thread, let's rate each voice.
>>28545238 a bit too muffled, but overall pretty decent
>>28545420 slav/10 sorry not a huge fan
>>28545424 pretty average but nothing wrong with it(:
>>28545669 slightly below average, but it's alright
>>28545734 pretty nice, too short to tell
>>28545786 nice singing, though voice sounds slightly broken, but nothing serious
>>28545858 it's nice, I like it
>>28546145 can't exactly rate my own voice, can I?
>>28546364 pretty standard voice, not much to say about it
Also I guess I'm taking requests on what to say, if anyone wants it?
>>28546487
Her disinterest and carelessness, as I perceive it, stems from my idea that she likes me, or should like me; the idea that I must mean as much to her as she does to me, that I should be as significant to her as she is to me. Well, that just isn't the case, not only do I need to accept it, but I need to also, somehow, make it so that she means less to me. I need to ignore her more, and give her less attention. I need to distance myself away from her. The other solution, which I've tried, and failed, is to bring her closer; make it so she cares more for me. I either have to bring her closer, or push her away, and seeing that she doesn't want to become closer, then all that's left is for me to push her away. Pushing her away has many positives: I'll care less about her, and so my BPD symptoms should disappear and all that that would remain is my narcississm, which I like a lot more anyway. It would also make me more attractive to her, should she ever become interested in me. That's what I have to do from now on: push her away, keep my distance and accept it, that is, talk to her less, give her less attention. Make her seek my attention, and if she doesn't, then I have to accept that. And I need to stop being a faggot. I need to be rational. We're just friends, that's all there is to it. I need to treat her like a friend, that is, not give her any more attention than she gives me, less, in fact. And, most importantly, I need to stop writing about her. This connection that I need with her only grows stronger the more she's on my mind. I need to eliminate that, and excluding her from this document is the way to do it.
Holy fuck, I fell in love with your voice. I could listen to you read a phone book for days. I don't know why you don't like it, as I said, I fell in love with it.
>>28546609
kek to whom are you replying, my familia?
>>28546609
OP here. In case you were talking to me, I can read you an actual book if you want, whatever improves my confidence.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x2gIhfBDwl
>>28546597
You're a cunt m8.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s108Jk9KgYGo
>tfw I want to sing but have basically 0 voice control
>>28546712
Thanks m8. Your voice is great.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZX6V7s4KMX
>>28546712
I'm so paranoid. I was reluctant to post it thinking that she might be lurking this thread, and then somehow figure out that it was me who wrote that about her.
>>28546272
It pretty shit rendition but oi here's you song request
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pbgGhg5eS9
>>28546880
The fact that you did is enough for me senpai. Thank you
>>28546880
Nice voice senpai
Vocaroo threads are for normies desu.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hUSi46FNwp
>>28545786
>mfw
Sorry OP but that was cringe
I'm too pussy to sing for anyone irl. Be brutal.
original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpODs0kFBc
recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KjW7yLArNG
I started from 1:45
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vmD7KUmR69
i am only capable of expressing my true thoughts while heavily intoxicated, hence the lack of charisma
R8 my singing friends
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14bYeOSOreA
>>28549406
You have a great voice. Keep practising, and put some music in the background and you'll be great
http://vocaroo.com/i/s059iVqRkJ1i
I recently got a UX2 feels good desu
>>28546533
whiny af/10
>>28548385
beep boop that's cute shit boop beep boop
>>28545238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HSmLZctzYL
>>28550121
thanks man. I'll do a higher song and a lower song with some music in the background shortly
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yzcioc9hcT
>>28548385
Are you by any chance from the English city of London?
i dont play guitar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kEMsxt9Zho
who /readyforthatqualityerping/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dMnjmf2rXP
>>28550121
>>28550345
fuck. I only got two runs in before my housemate got back from the store. It's hard trying to do backing music because it either drowns out my singing, or it's so quiet that I can't hear the song and get out of time. Anyway.
Climbing up the walls: http://vocaroo.com/i/s02c4oCBadoq
You and whose army: http://vocaroo.com/i/s10bjKUKji8f
>>28545238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqpiZ33NFr
