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The meme is real. Even if you end up transforming into a normie, girls and even males will view you as subhuman for being a virgin.

And I have seen it since sophomore year of high school, but now even the most 'modest' girls look down on virgins. I can't even imagine what it is like once you are 21+.
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why the FUCK would you want to be a normie, you stupid fucking BITCH?
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then just find a virgin girl
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>>28544608
nah i had sex when i was 26(like 2 months ago)
i went full autist mode when she took off her clothes and told her i was a virgin but she just laughed and we still fucked.
had to move for work right after so she dumped me but still, there's hope anon
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This is why you dont tell anyone
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I'm gay, and still a virgin in my 20's. I've been told that it's extremely easy to get it, but I've still managed not to.
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>>28544647
She laughed because she thought you were joking.
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Normalfags are NPCs, just lie to them
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>>28544642
I don't want to spend the rest of my life refreshing web pages on a siberian clay sculpting forum.
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>>28544721
yes that is what i meant, no one will believe you or take you seriously even if you say you're a virgin.
they'll just think you're bad at sex or something- just tell them you're really into oral and give them multiple orgasms beforehand and they don't mind.
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I may have normie potential, but potential is all there is and I'm not smart, handsome etc. enough to fullfil it. I'm almost 22 and a kissless virgin.
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>>28544712

is that pic you?

get rid of the suit/fedora get a hair cut
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>>28544879
That pic is old and has been posted a thousand times, m8. Pay attention.
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>>28544744
>>28544804
If a person is worth a shit they won't care after they have gotten to like you. It's best to tell them right before you guys get into it so that they could help guide you and it won't be an embarrassing time.
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>>28544608
Most people don't care whether you're a virgin or not, you're making a rule out of an exception.

If robots would get off the internet, delete all memes from their memory and just go socialise with a blank slate perception for what people are like, I reckon they'd be Chads in no time.
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I've basically given up, which is especially pathetic considering I've never tried (make no mistake, I'm absolutely NOT implying I could have succeeded had I tried). I'm currently 23 and am a kissless, hugless, handholdless, dateless virgin.

I feel like I'm in a weird, though perhaps not so uncommon situation. I've missed my chance for practicing the various aspects of intimate relationships. There's no chance of meeting someone / being set up with someone by friends, because I have no friends. I don't even remember how to be a friend. Elementary school was the last time anyone came over to my house. After that, all of my friends were merely circumstantial.

Is there some sort of counselling for this shit? I've heard horror stories about therapists, though I suspect a few were just BS.
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>me at around 21
>working as some shitty supervisor for a Internet/Gaming caffee type thing
>girls coming in start digging me strictly cause I'm in a position of power
>other girls start digging me cause other girls dig me
>16 yo gets touchy feely for a few days and we end up watching a movie at my place
>she asks me if I fucked X because she said I fucked her
>"wtf no? did she really say that"
>"yeah"
>realize she's into me only cause other girls are
>want to kiss her but her breath stinks
>do nothing take her home
>she literally stalks me for the next week or two ringing the doorbell and asking me out and shit
>finally break down and ask what the fuck she wants from me
>storms off mad and we never speak again

teenage girls in a nutshell
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Who admits to being a virgin? Seriously? You can tell most people you lost it to a chubby girl in high school and not be looked down on like they would if you told them you were a virgin. Coming out and saying it IS pretty damn weird.
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>>28544608
Why do women want used goods? I don't understand this.
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>>28545243

They don't want used goods they want guys that have been field tested for not being some loner weirdo with no social skills. Virginity is one of the biggest indications of that. Even cute guys can have severe mental and developmental problems that lie just beneath the surface.
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>>28544991
I did not got this meme from the internet, like I said I've heard it from mild socializing but mostly overhearing people talking. 4chinz just confirmed my suspicions.
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>>28545152
>want to kiss her but her breath stinks

>finally break down and ask what the fuck she wants from me

jesus christ every once in a while i am reminded that almost all people on the planet are fucking retards
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>>28544941
>woman
>worth a shit
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>>28544645
Way easier said than done.
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I met a girl not long ago. She seemed really interested in me. When she found out I'm not a virgin (I lost it with a hooker, that's a secret though) she seemed kinda disappointed. She was already into me so it didn't change much, but I think the whole reason she was interested in the first place is because she thought I was a virgin.
She's like a 7 too. I also met a hot as fuck girl who hit on me all the time because I was awkward as fuck, but I was too retarded back then to make a move. I think some girls crave virginities.
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Hearing things like that make me more comfortable about being a 22 year old virgin. It makes me want to become a wizard out of spite for these standards.
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>>28545197
Normies can tell. The normie gene is apparent or not to them.
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>>28545859
Maybe. I'm told some romance novels (porn for girls) feature virgin protagonists. And fangirls love Daryl because the director of the Walking Dead said he's probably a virgin.

Maybe you need to be a brooding attractive stoic type for this to work tho.
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>>28546387
Nah, I think it's easier to pull it off when you're the awkward but cute kind of guy.
Well if you're a brooding attractive stoic type of guy you can pull off anything if we're being honest.
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Nah, I'm a girl saving myself for marriage. I couldn't care less about societal norms.
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im not technically a virgin, but ive never touched a vagina

in the situation i actually do get with a female, it wont make a difference, because unlike the op picture would imply, rules 1 and 2 still apply
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>>28546387
Women don't like virgins because they're clingy and overly emotional. Also they're almost always shitty in bed. Overall little/no benefit.
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>>28545197
>"some fat chick on a cruise back when I was in high school"

It's the easiest lie in the world as long as you keep it simple and mildly embarrassing for yourself.
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>>28544712

Wow a faggot virgin. How difficult can it be for you to get laid? Just get Grindr.
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I don't get it.
Women have the power to destroy virginity, but they'll only use it on non-virgins?
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>>28545243
Some men want pure virgins, most women want what other women want/wanted.
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>>28544686
is that a cake? shaped like a head?
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>>28544608
That's why you have to lie through your fucking teeth if it ever comes up.
Just fake it until you make it.
Don't count on the normies to understand.
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>>28548365
Looked like a head-shaped clay pot full of dirt, to me.
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>>28546663
>Tell us about it, anon!

>doesn't have a story ready
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Jokes on you, I lost my virginity at 11 and I'm still a failure.
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>>28545152
honest mistake i'm sure, but the correct spelling is "cafffeee."
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>>28548405
You don't have to lie anon. You can tell them the truth, and if they don't like it then fuck them they're the one with the problem
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>>28545088
You sound similar to me. Never even asked a girl out because I'm terrified and permanently dealing with anxiety. No idea how I'd do it, and I'm so far behind socially I don't see any hope or point. I can hardly make small talk for one minute these days. Honestly don't know how it's possible to be this pathetic.

I've been to counselling, haven't talked about it directly, though I did mention my total lack of relationship (romantic and platonic).
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