Have you guys seen this video?
It seems Eggman is now planning on becoming homeless.
In the video, he discusses how working two jobs has become a 'prison' for him, and how transitioning to a homeless lifestyle will provide him with the freedom he needs.
He also discusses various ways in which he intends to make a bit of money while he is homeless; for example, shovelling shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pJir-i7kik
>>28544415
This normie attentionwhore is getting out of hand.
>>28544415
Crack addict and sucking cock when?
Hi eggman. He's going to "appear" in two hours with a different IP and claim people added him on snapchat which is why he knew this thread existed.
>>28544415
he was never going to become homeless you fucking moron, he has a gf. that's also where all the "debt" that he talks about comes from, he spent a shitload of money going on expensive vacations to meet women.
also he got a new job that has much better hours so he's not even in a bad work situation
>>28544497
Is that really where all his debt comes from? I can't imagine working 100+ hours a week for half a year and still being broke just from pursuing women.
>>28544415
When did Lena Dunham change her name to Eggman?
>>28544546
he talks about it in one of the "life is difficult" videos, go to the First Last channel if you want to see them. from what it sounds like he spent a ton of money traveling around the world trying to meet foreign women and women that he had met online or something like that.
>>28544415
Who fucking cares, tons of people go the homeless route in this country. He's not anyway, he got another job, he's been saying that shit but he's never going to through with it
when will he make another video like blackpill instead of this personal blog stuff?
>>28544600
Jesus, not only a retard but also a hypocrite.
>>28544415
this is just more proof eggman is the ultimate redpill
EGTOW
change ur name to live in the car man
>>28544633
alright here i found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgq17kjJQGk
right at the start, he says he spent $3000 on a trip for romantic related reasons
eggy is a fucking moron
>>28544497
He's probably going to move his GF into his homeless van.
>things have gone to shit so badly that in 2016 the goal people are working towards is being homeless
>this is now more fun, free, and considered a better option than what used to be called the american dream
>instead of putting in years of work to hopefully retire some day people are working 20 hours a day or whatever he is doing just so he can have the ability to fuck off from society and be homeless
jesus christ why did things turn out this way? how did we get to this point?
how does he manage to look worse than the last each video before?
>>28544415
he says he has a new office job and quit the two jobs
> TFW eggman did a podcast with Lauren Southern.
In case you guys aren't aware, Lauren Southern is this Canadian libertarian who is like a 9+ looks wise.
Here in this video eggman talks to her and doesn't show any hint of awkwardness, anxiety or betaness that you would expect from an incel interacting with a woman.
This whole thing makes my blood boil with rage, thinking that we took him as one of us and let him exploit us.
Every single word out of his mouth has that ring of 'guy who has had sex,' he even has hotty Lauren laughing at his jokes.
My blood is fucking boiling... I'm going to have images of eggman banging Lauren Southern in my head all night.
>>28544956
Depreciation of the value of education, outsourcing jobs, decreasing wages, decline in union memberships, people accepting unabashed corporate greed because muh capitalism, no confidence in financial institutions run by psychopaths
I'm not surprised that this is now a goal to be worked towards for some people.
>>28545471
EGGED
Eggy's gf here. Of course I will live in Eggy's van. I plan to give birth to each of our four children on the back seat where they were conceived. Eggy's gigantic penis has ruined me for any other lesser men so I will remain by Eggman's side forever, unless a rich handsome man who doesn't care about my past as a whore comes along.
this egg's gonna get scrambled
>>28545800
Birth don't you mean hatch. You will be sitting on that egg a while bitch.
>>28544415
Owning a vehicle has it's expenses, You have to have some income to own a vehicle.
Just being homeless on foot though is dooable without any income, You can just bum and eat and sleep in shelters and shit like that.
Either way imagine that lifestyle is pretty hard on people after a while, Probably takes a toll on ones health.
>>28544956
2007 when we entered the recession and never came out of it.
>>28545906
You don't have to drive it around, it's basically like having a room without having to buy \ rent a land property..
Eggman has no life plan. He lives in the Eternal Now. Fortunately for him, his gf does have plans but she is sadly also retarded. She dresses Eggy nicely and got him an office job. It really is too bad she is a lying cheating whore who is incapable of loving anyone.
what's this guy's story?
This guy gets dumber every time I see these threads.
Can't wait for eggman and his gf to come shit the thread up like they always do.
>>28546005
You can't just park an untagged vehicle wherever you want, Also if you own it property taxes will be due on it.
>>28546127
Come and listen to my story about a man named Egg
A poor cashier, barely kept his pecker fed,
And then one day he was shootin out some spooge,
And up through the web come a bubblin lewdz.
Selfies, that is. Golddigger nudes, fembot T & A.
>>28544415
>I live in a van down by the river.
Kek.
>>28544415
what kind of moron works towards being homeless?
You hustling backwards egg.
I still remember when Eggman was framed for the school shooting. I have to admit that I laughed hard.
>>28545936
The funny thing is we are already heading towards a new recesion, like really soon
>>28546741
>shooter is trans
Was great.
>>28546741
This one is my favourite desu senpai
>>28544633
This is what we've been trying to say about Eggcuck since forever
>>28544618
>when will he make another video like blackpill instead of this personal blog stuff?
Never. Eggy is too busy snorting coke and having threesomes now. Sorry.
the cuckening
never forget
>>28547496
>I wouldn't have done anything even if she wanted to
>>28544415
Why his he working 2 jobs in the first place?
To pay for all the expensive shit his gf got him to buy. He finally found a fembot who would sell him her wet holes. She still posts in threads looking for guys to move in with. Poor eggy must believe her when she lies and says she is loyal to him.
How long will it be until we get nudes out of eggman? You fucking know it will happen eventually.
>>28544415
Son, this nigga wouldn't last a day on >>>/out/ let alone actually being /out/
>>28544415
2 secs in his video and I'm already bored and depressed. Too bad the guy's not hip because his face is fun.
>>28548616
I hope he posts nudes of the gf after she dumps him
>>28547496
sometimes i forget how pathetically desperate eggman used to be
it's probably for the best that he rarely posts here anymore
>>28545490
want to see that in the blacked font
eggy's a fucking legend
I hope he makes it
>>28549109
>fookin' legend
>>28548915
they probably are already up somewhere, I mean if she posted this, she must have nudes too
>>28545471
Rhats not a 9/10. Or even an 8, or 7
>>28549672
did the anon that was gonna trace her signature get any info on her yet?
>>28549672
They are but they're nothing you want to see
>>28549985
>>28549672
how many first names does she have?
>>28549985
what name does that signature say?
>>28549037
This is a very original comment.
Fuck being muted.
>>28544415
NOT ANYMORE!!
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=fMplS6twCXw
HE'S THE BIGGEST NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT, OP. STOP PROMOTING THIS CUNT, PLEASE.
>work towards being homeless
#homelessgoals
God damnit eggman how many times do people gotta tell you that's a bad idea before it starts to register?
if dubs eggman commits sudoku
better than being homeless, amirite?
>go to the office this morning
>boss brought in coffee and donuts for all
>by lunch I've lapped everyone in paperwork completed because of my superior computer skills
>boss congratulates me in front of the department
Feels good man, now for my relaxing weekend off that I will always get now
>>28552050
does that mean you can finally pay me back the money i lend you? it's $630 you know who i am.
don't ignore the messages i send you.
>>28552189
Yes expect it within the next 2 weeks when I receive my first paycheck from the new job
>>28552189
>>28552345
Holy shit why would lend this fuck money let alone $630??
>>28552402
It was actually 1200 but I've paid 570 back so far. It's just been hard because I usually have 0 dollars at the end of the month and have to skip meals until my next paycheck.
I was lucky for this new job and being able to work my other jobs while I trained at my new job so I have overlapping paychecks which will allow me to pay off the money I owe anon this month, once my new job pays me.
As for what I owe the banks, I will be able to afford the interest for the time being and once I go homeless, I'll just let them go delinquent and forget about the world as I live in a rest stop for the remainder of my life.
>>28552402
because eggman was facing some dark times and i just wanted to help a fellow robot out
>>28552345
cool
good luck on your new job!
>>28552578
HE'S NOT A FELLOW ROBOT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>28552578
>fellow robot
he's not a fucking robot you idiot
you basically lend your money to his gf so she can go shopping.
literally killyourself
>>28552550
eggy do you still watch anime?
if so, what animes are you currently watching?
Eggman is such a fucking faggot holy shit
>le he's so ugly meme
he's still had sex
kill him.
>>28552663
Haven't watched any anime in about 8 months now. Tried to game a little in November I think but to no avail.
Just under constant intense stresses from life every single day.
Hopefully my new schedule will allow my life to be a little more normal but we will have to see. I definitely wouldn't put it outside the realm of possibility that I'd need 2 jobs again in the near future.
I just need to get some sleep or I will be dead soon.
>>28552720
I'm sorry you feel that way Vyro. I've always liked you.
>>28553226
Where do you live now?k
>>28553226
will you ever come to Australia?
>>28553278
Minnesota USA
>>28553352
Doubtful that I will leave the US anytime soon
>>28553458
Oh Mr. Eggman If only this was really you. I wish I could of had you as a friend.
>>28544415
Why is he always topless? It's really not a good look for him.
>>28553993
>implying eggman is ugly
Fuck outta here
>>28552621
He's just a robot who made it.
>>28545471
What a ugly bitch kek
This is Eggman's girlfriend. She is 18. She is a gold digger whore posing as a housewife.
>>28555926
llkkl
>>28546741
Couldn't he sued their asses off?
>>28552550
Wut, so even with a better job ur still planning on going homeless?
>>28552550
Why don't you move back in with your parents?
>>28544415
Try working 2-3 jobs for years because you have high interest cc debt (which was created bc of a female).
In the end you are tired. Thats why im gonna try to live without a job and without backbreaking 7-AM too 10PM work.
>>28556449
He answered this before, he considers leeching of his parents only something the lowest of the low do. Our noble egg always has standards, even in the most dire situation.
>>28556504
>Le eggman imposter :^)
At least dont capitalize the E you kike
>>28544415
Oh man glad to see he's still alive
>>28556504
TIP: Visit the colleges right after the seniors graduate. You would SHIT YOUR PANTS at the valuable things the out-of-state students throw out. I visited a college for poors and even their refuse was incredible. UNOPENED APPLIANCES.
>>28556504
high interest
more like
low test
>>28556512
Makes sense but becoming homeless seems a bit extreme. Especially now since he has a gf.
>>28556504
Eggy have you tried rolling the high interest debt onto a low interest card and then paying it off?
>>28556577
I believe he said he would be homeless alone, without his gf because "[his] problems always come from being around other humans"
>>28556595
That's not eggman you retard.
>>28556566
>>28556595
Its an imposter you newfags
>>28556608
So they broke up?
I don't understand, all he ever talks about is wanting a gf, now he has one he doesn't want her?
>>28556627
He probably thought getting a gf would make everything better. It didn't.
He still has to live working soul crushing, low paying jobs he hates, still has to pay bills, now has to entertain his gf or she'll get bored and leave him. Since he's the man he probably has to pay for a lot of 'nights out'.
Getting a gf doesn't make much better. You still have to live in the rat race, even more since you have a gf to keep impressed now. I guarantee it was the gf that pushed him onto getting the new job. Women are never happy and always want their man to earn a little bit more. Soon she'll be pushing him to go back to school. For a lazy robot, having a gf can be more hassle.
>>28544415
I'll be your roommate, eggy. You live in Minnesota, right?
>>28544415
>living in a van down by the river.
Bup for Eggswers
>>28557466
threads ded senpai
>>28557485
Noo don't say that ;.;
>>28557646
Man that haircut makes me laugh so hard. He just doesn't have the face to pull it off.
>>28557661
Ikr, he is so handsome
>>28553458
Don't go homeless, find good producers and keep making nigger noise. You're a pretty good rapper, good voice just need to keep practicing. You could make enough to survive if you went on tours and sold cds and shit
>>28553226
Thanks.
I've always just been jealous of you Eggy. You're actually a good guy and I wish for you in every way.
So what's his snapchat?
>>28545471
That' doesn't prove anything. I'm an awkward, virgin, loser, shut-in, but I can talk to women fine. I just act as though they're straight guys and that sex or any sort of romance is completely out of the question and will never happen in my miserable life.
If it's a co-worker or a classmate or something I can talk to a very beautiful woman with no issue as long as we stay on platonic subjects such as work or school. The moment they show any interest in me is when it all falls apart. At that point I either just defend myself behind deflections and by changing the topic. Very rarely have I been flirtatious back, and I just come off awkward at the worst and kinda cute, but not really what they're looking for at the best.
>>28559523
I know this fucking feel man, very soul crushing
>tfw you realize you have a chance and start overthinking everything and spill spaghetti and blow your chance
Every single time
>>28544415
I have no choice. I have $37k high interest cc debt bc a whore cheated me into buying her all kinds of shit.
Right now im only paying the interest each month (Not even the money I owe).
>>28559673
at least oyu got that pucc
>>28559673
>a whore cheated me into buying her all kinds of shit.
lel
First time I got ripped off was trying to buy a pistol at 15. It's always a humbling lesson when you lose money letting your guard down. Probably feels worse that it was a chick though.
Where were you when we finally started ascending to our true philosophical potential?
>>28559673
>a whore cheated me into buying her all kinds of shit.
Was she your girlfriend at one time?
>>28544415
>work toward becoming homeless
Jesus Christ is this what it's like to be an American??
>>28545471
>>28549953
she's going to age really really bad soon
>>28556512
A leech? So sharing some of the bills and expenses in exchange for having a place to live and cheap food makes you a leech?
>>28560204
He's memeing.
He has a decent office job and a gf now so he won't be homeless.
>>28559673
>T33vWB1IeR8
>>28559741
>>28559768
>>28560067
Remember newfriends, check the tripcodes
>>28560204
He was only saying that so stupid people would give him free money like this>>28552189 retard
>>28560327
Hey those are his words, not mine. He insists on suffering alone which is pretty admirable if you think about it.
