Post in this thread and you wiIl die in your sleep.
>tfw only have sex 3 times a week
Ive prayed for this and it never happens.
please god kill me
kill me pete
famalan
>>28543761
Kill me and my Walton goggins pre transplant hairline
>>28543761
thanks man I needed this>inb4 i actually dieshould I delete my porn?
>>28543761
>if only it was that easy
its not that easy
>>28543761
good
i've been waiting to meet death for a long time now.
unfortunately for him, i'm not going down without a fight
Finally. I have been waiting.
lay me to rest, pete.
pls
org i nal
>>28543761
>inb4 this happens when I'm 80
kill me pete. i love you death cat
>>28543761
I hope, this will be my last night.
>>28543761
not yet my man, not yet
Blease kill m e
>>28543761
here we go
not orginiallls
Kill me, Pete. Being a spaniard nazi is so hard. I just want to die.
Everyone hates me because of my original ideas.
Im patiently waiting, anon.
make it quick and painless my family member
>>28543761
give me the sweet release of death please oh magical OP
>>28543761
>mfw Realise you're immortal.
:(
>>28543761
FlRE lN THE HOLE!
I should have been aborted
o r i g i n a l
I long to embrace the sweet release of death.
>>28543761
Posting on the off chance this is real.
ready to go
>>28544384
Kill me, Pete
>>28543761
I for one, welcome the void.
please kill me
og original message
>>28543761
I'm ready to die! This is the thread I've been waiting for!
>>28543761
plees lord kill me 2nite
Just make it end already.
Sry mum or whoever cleans out me room and takes my computer. Sorry for the mess and the porn, etc.
>>28543761
LAST THREAD THAT PEDDLED THIS ENDED UP BEING FAKE, I HOPE YOU AREN'T SHITTING ME, OP.
GODDAMN FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>28544384
KiII me, Pete.tbo
yeah right
(just in case!)
>>28543761
Please let the sweet release take me away pleasepleaseplease i want to die
>>28543761
I hope this will work anon
nineteenth time's the charm
That would be the nicest thing.
Too bad it won't happen.
When
Lighting
Komm Susser Tod
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN!
That's cool. I just took the grossest grottiest shit of my life. Go out on a high note etc.
Plus when they find my body the shit smell with the decomposing corpse smell should initiate a chain reaction of ultimate vomit.
In this way I troll from beyond the grave.
>>Good thread. Would self doom again. A+
>>28543761
Pls save me senpai origami
Posting
Hope you're right
Jdimsa
Please... I long for death
>>28544384 kill me Pete
The brah
Please please please... I have an interview Monday.
>>28543761
Please sweet Jebus take me life
If only it were thay easy...
>>28544384
Kill me, pete.
>>28544384
Kill me, Pete
FUCK YOU ZOG ROBOT THIS IS ORIGINAL I WANT TO DIE AND HAVE IT NOT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>28543761
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>>28543761
Third time's the charm
>you have been muted 2 seconds
>>28544384
Just fucking kill me, Pete. Please.
