Soul-crushing shit normies say
>Just stop anon, you're not funny
>why you even here?
>LEAVE ME ALONE
especially bad when it's a girl and everyone looks at you after she screams it
>>28543318
>*stare at you blankly after you say something*
>make joke
>nobody laughs
>So what do you do anon? Are you in school?
>No? What do you do for a living then?
wtf is that hat you're wearing?
>sit down and she takes it off
still looks bad
I'm done
why are we even alive?
>don't use that nickname, only my friends call me that
>YOU'RE SO CREEPY
>"can you stop following us?" - the 'friends' you had hung out with every recess
>>28543318
>you know everyone hates you, right?
>are you gay?
>don't you have a girlfriend?
>why don't you ever smile?
>why are you so quiet?
>Could you please not talk so loud?
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>>28543451
>get told this
>walk away awkwardly
>mentally block it out and go play vidya alone
>be in complete autistic denial of what just happened
>repeat the next day
Fuck.. This one so much
>in a group in class
>someone says something to the rest of the group
>reply
>"Was I talking to you?"
>>28543489
Nice way to die tbqh. Better than a slow death of pain and bedsores, shitting myself away in a retirement home
>>28543318
stop trying so hard then you fucking pseudo normie
>stop acting like you're hot
>you shouldn't have fought back!
>now you might get suspended!
>what about your grades?
>why couldn't you just ignore it?
>oh lord, what did I do to deserve a son like this?
>>28543494
>Walking
Fucking normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
They don't talk to me
Original
>>28543546
someone just walked up to me once and said "You're not hot" all serious and walked away. I guess they thought I was trying to be confident
>>28543364
>Chad makes the same joke
>everyone laughs
>Just stop it, anon. You can't always be right.I actually was right.
>>28543346
>Soul-crushing shit normies say
Can you not read?
Dumb retard.
>>28543570
Same, was just minding my own business, literally why.
>>28543568
>Trying to hard to be original
Anyone else here move past it and become the guy they were jealous of?
After years of being neglected and treated like second class I just stopped hanging with them one day and waved away their opinions as if they were plebs.
One time a popular girl who was always unnecessarily rude to me called me a loser randomly in front of everyone and I just gave her a weird look of disapproval and continued on what I was doing. I could see the cringe she felt.
>>28543515
>drowning
>better than a slow death
>Why the fuck are you so weird? Nobody likes you
It was the first time I had spoken in that entire course
>>28543570
It was a girl I knew, and we were talking about the dynamic in our house at uni or something. I don't think she was even trying to be mean just telling the truth.
pretty shit
She laughed in my face a few times after that
>>28543600
I will never know
>>28543601
you do know every comment on r9k has to be different, right?
>>28543473
To be fair, that's fine if you don't say it around too many other people. There's a difference between telling a friend he's a bit loud when in private, and saying it to humiliate him in front of others.
>Are you special or something?
>I'm so sorry for being so bad of a parent that you turned out like this
>>28543318
>its cute when people have social anxiety
where to even begin., because some chad wears glassers and acts shy they think social anxiety is cute
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Don't you have friends?
>>28543652
Reeeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And a bit of banter
>>28543603
I became the popular guy everyone liked. Sorry autistic neets
>>28543556
Story time requested, famalamadingdong
>Anon, you're not funny
>friend backs me up and tells her that he thinks I'm funny
>have a bunch of people who tell me that I'm funny and even saying I should be a comedian
dumb bitch.
>>28543663
I'd actually quite appreciate my parents owning up to their failure.
>>28543641
That's the joke. They're joking that they're trying to hard to be original because the person said original so it became an original comment.
>>28543750
oh thanks for explaining
"i think it's time we called it a day, anon" when getting fired from apprenticeship
>>28543318
Better than letting you continue to make an annoying ass out of yourself
>>28543618
>yeah? Nobody likes your stupid ass either.
Literally that easy, senpai.
>>28543318
>"remember that i will love you if no one else will -Love Mum"
fucking hold me /r9k/
>officer: which part of the forces are you thinking of getting into?
>me: possibly military intelligence or-
>officer: no, you won't be military intelligence son
>Can we talk in private for a second?
>do you have autism?
hahahaha
>no seriously I think you should see your gp
oh right
>you're scary
>you're ugly
>you have the face of a rapist
>>28543810
Military intelligence is drudging office work for 99% of the people that get in. Unless you have a college degree saved you
>call us back when you have a job I guess?
Fucking wagecucks discriminating against their NEET overlords.
>>28543810
>no, you won't be military intelligence son
This is a challenge. Most officers in the military are fucking retards anyways. NCO's are where it's at.
>>28543808
not him but if you did that his chad friends would back him up and laugh at you even more
>>28543851
>Most officers in the military are fucking retards anyways
t. private POG
>you look like you'll be a serial killer later in life
Flattery will get you nowhere, victim senpai.
>>28543318
I was kind of half smiling from something I saw before I opened r9k.
Then I opened r9k, saw this thread.
>Just stop anon, you're not funny
in the op.
Jesus. My fucking heart broke.
>all these passive, sensitive people
Thank God I'm spiteful and sharp-tongued. I don't know how you guys don't lash out back at them harder.
>>28543810
"No officer I mean I don't want to become like you,I want to be an intelligent military"
>>28543901
Because youth nowadays are taught in school that fighting back is wrong. If you fight back in any way you can be punished more harshly than the aggressor
>>28543906
Is this what 16 year olds call humor?
>my female cousin
>"you look like a monkey"
>in front of my other 7 female cousins
>all I remenber was the sounds of forced laugh from them
>>28543469
Isn't it funny just how alike most normies are to gradeschool children?
They speak in almost the exact same fucking way, as though they were never really forced to grow up.
>>28543946
>Soul-crushing shit normies say
>"Is this what 16 year olds call humor?"
>so how many kids have you raped
>>28543578
this shit everytime
>>28543318
Normies opinions thoughts beliefs matter not. They should be ignored at all cost and or killed to make a example of not to fuck with people.
Pray there's never a purge normal faggots. Your kind will not last long...
>collective groan from the dodgeball team that has to pick a player last
>>28543318
Yeah anon here cant get a girl cus' hes got a cottage-cheese face haha
6 months of accutane, no more acne, and this kid makes fun of me for my scars :(
>>28543570
Same except they said I was ugly
>>28543912
I mean, you do but none of that matters before 18 and by uni everyone just wants to work and be done, so the viscous pack social tendencies from school aren't really there anymore. Unless you fucked up and went to some bfe college town and not the city (I'm looking at you, Aggies) then maybe they still get Chadded on at some shitty house party by a bro on his first keg of (light) beer.
>>28543494
I actually fucking hated kids like you. How can you not take a hint? They obviously had to of been hinting they didn't like you, so one of them got annoyed enough to tell you to fuck off. Just be normal; it's fucking easy.
>everyone talking calmly and discussing shit in class
>ok anon what do you think about the subject
>say nothing out lf the ordinary
>entire mood of the class changes
>everyone whispering now
>teacher completley changes subject after you're done talking
>>28543901
I tend to just take the abuse, even for years, and it all builds up and I blow a gasket
>>28543912
That is so true.
In my school there was this kid who go really bullied and one day all the nromies brought in water pistols and shit and really soaked him and dunked water on him. During this he punched one of them
He got expelled from the school as the exam were coming up
Too late to register for exams elsewhere
So he missed out on his uni place
Probably dead now
>>28544052
Many of the mean and hurtful things in this thread are stuff that can happen to adults and of course if you fight back physically you will be charged with assault and die in prison
>>28544086
This is rage worthy, I'm sorry to hear that.
I knew a kid who got shoved down the stairs, and so punched the guy back, and got suspended for a week longer than the kid who started it
>haha are you sweating?
>*whispers loudly to friend so that I can hear*
>look at his ugly cottage cheese face
>mfw this kid used to get bullied and nobody actually likes him
>I always ignore :(
>>28544086
t b h it sounds like he was going to shoot up the school
>that kid who was ugly and probably was going to shoot up the skool
>that kid who liked the color black
>>28543428
Something like this would rile me up. You can easily piss them off by using their nickname and they can't stop you. They are literally inviting you to pick on them.
>>28543473
Best part is everyone knows that I am loud and accept that is just the way I am.
>>28543556
Yeah it sucks but you have to stand your ground. If this is high school then who cares, it is a blip in your life.
>>28543826
Much better than being seen as a bitch.
>>28543901
So do I. They're not a tough crowd though, and they're not really against me so to speak, so anytime one decides to insult me or make fun of me, any kind of appropriate comment I make on said person's mother makes everybody in hearing radius chimp out
>>28544109
I don't see these things. I've seen robberies and such outside the clubs and drunks drunk fighting each other but schoolyard bullying isn't really a thing on campuses, here. Even the Ubernerds just sort of keep to themselves and hang out with the other nerds. The worst thing I've had thrown at me was a pack of rabid lesbians screaming "you look like a serial killer!" At me from their car, as I was walking to a club one evening. I even got in a fight but nothing came of it long-term, I just spent a few days in county jail.
>>28544215
>I don't see these things
>I'm a normie
yep
>I'm going to gouge your eyes out then break your legs and tie a weight to you and throw you into a lake.
>>28543820
Yeah, it's Pinhead! Just finished watching Hellraiser 1 and 2. If only normies could understand our twisted pleasure, and our pain. Jesus wept.
>>28544229
I mean, I don't get along with yuppies and can force interaction with Chad and Stacey but I wouldn't say "normie", I just contain my powerlevel. Getting robbed at knifepoint is probably the normie equivalent of cackling whores.jpg, though.
>>28544251
Fuck, I need to watch 4 finally. I don't care how awful it is. I probably can't do the rest, though.
>>28543318
Has anyone experienced just people that are utter cocky arseholes even though they are ugly shit.
Connor Lee he was called
>>28544388
They're everywhere. You fuck a few chubby bottom of the barrel single mom goth girls on vampire freaks or tindr and suddenly you call everyone "son" or "kiddo" and want to give "relationship advice".
>>28544086
Sounds fun desu, how is that bullying?
>>28544441
Ruining his clothes and possessions with water was only one of their acts
>>28544421
You fuck a skinny insect goth girlfriend and he acts like a cocky dick that noone likes and acts so condescending. People like that deserve to die in a fiery train derailment
>"Grow up. What are you going to do when I die?"
>>28544441
If they're enemies or strangers. I had a friend and we all got drunk and pelted him with rocks for like an hour once, but he got super butthurt about it. We tried to explain that we loved him and he was just sort of a cuck but he took it too personally.
>"Ahh. Not so fast, Anon"
>"My roommates might hear us"
Meanwhile, she just keeps moaning, and acting like it's my fault.
Hate it when that Stacey bitch says shit like that.
>that look of disgust on their face when you repeat the punchline a second time because you think they didn't hear you initially
>>28544495
I'd only be mad if my notebooks got wet, apart from that it sounds like something that can be either brushed off like a prank or taken advantage to look less of a sperg in front of class.
Seriously. If they beated him or something, that's indeed serious bullying, but stuff like that is only a problem if you're a stuck up faggot.
>>28543621
And you didn't slap her, why?
>>28543318
>Soul-crushing shit normies say
Nothing, they don't speak to me
>>28544585
Being soaking wet when its cold is a pretty big deal and yeah I imagine his books and shit were ruined he might eve had a phone or something that was fucked too.
>>28544616
I don't want to go to prison
>>28543901
I'm not quick witted enough
>>28544072
what the fuck did you say?
>>28544086
>private male only christian junior high
>smallish city
>some new kid that just moved in starts being a little shit towards me and only me
>everyone likes him instantly more than me
>get in a shitty push fight (first fight ever) that is stopped instantly by teachers before it escalated
>we both get really meh equal punishment
>afterwards everyone starts ganging up on me for even touching the new guy during period switch with no teacher in class
>get more angry than ever at the fuckd up double standards
>I'm a big guy even back then, not chubby/fat but still tall and bulky
>everyone around my desk, nothing physical yet but I can feel its coming
>killer instinct activated
>push some small faggot away real hard and stand up
>grab desk and start swinging it like an absolute retard
>hit at least 5 people with desk really hard while in my autismtantrum
>I'm still getting hits before teacher walks in yelling at me
>bunch of people with slight bleeding on their heads
>two crying, most cursing at me even with teachers inside and being ignored by them which still pissed me off
>small dude I pushed away dislocated his finger and some other minor hits
>gonna get expelled for sure, parents and teachers all yelling inside office
>dad shows
>I'm dead
>he is in full bird, can even see a blue aura around him, holy fuck so dead
>he looks angry, won't even look at me and goes inside
>quiet
>comes out and hugs me without saying a word
>not expelled
>nothing happened to me, nobody ever fucked with me for a long ass time
>I still don't know what the fuck he told them but eveyone just forgot about it instantly.
I'll always love you dad, you were the only one that ever stood up for me
>>28544561
Be more subtle next time you post.
>>28544145
>bullied all through high school
>be at a bar years later
>run into people who bullied me
>they drunkenly tell me they always thought I would be the guy that shot up the school
maybe I should have
>>28544698
True story, m8
>>28543318
>Thinking of your own identity and worth in terms of how others perceive you
That's real goddamn retarded tbqhwy
>>28544695
BASED DAD
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>how old are you? You can't be over 15
>am actually 20
>>28544695
>grab desk and start swinging it like an absolute retard
IM JUST IMAGINING THIS LOOOOOOOOOOL
Fuck me anon, you just made my day
>"I think we should just stay friends"
>tfw she'd rather stay single than date you
>>28543318
>No wonder nobody likes you!
>>28544808
I don't get what's going through their heads when they say this shit
Not anything specific
>say something
>someone talks over me
>everyone listens to him instead and ignores me
>>28543593
You need to kill yourself you fucking loser
>>28544931
i think that was a quote of what a normie told them
>>28544841
i can smell the normie on you from here
>>28544921
Fuck. I hate this shit.
>>28543808
You've never interacted with normies have you?
It doesn't matter what or how you reply to them, you'll always look like a sperg to them
>>28543703
>that one bitch who completely tantrums that you've been included in the group even though everyone else is fine with it
>>28544845
not everyone wants a relationship anon, cmon
>>28543808
That'll just come off as tryhard. You can't win against normies, they win just by virtue of existing. The only way to win is to not play
>>28545049
They do, with the right person.
>>28544915
>tfw got carded the other day when buying booze
>show my ID
>old ladies at the counter laugh between themselves
>oh sorry you look really young
>"Yeah I'd say he looks what, 15?"
>No, it's a good thing, you'll look good when you're older!
>got my stuff and left with a smile
>salty as fuck inside
>meanwhile my buddy who's actually underage never got carded in his life
Life is suffering.
>Girls sitting next to each other
>One whispers
>They both giggle
>They start talking amongst themselves
>Giggle
>Takes out phone
>You hear the photo sound
>They start giggling more
>when you get cropped out of a group photo
"When are you going to kill yourself?"
"Yeah we all thought you would by now"
Haha funny guys.
"No we're serious, now get away from us"
" yea no one likes you"
" go cry"
>>28543663
Were they drunk when they said this
>>28543808
>never had the skill for comebacks
>>28545101
>"You look really young"
>Wow I had no idea, no one's ever said that you're the first person to ever fucking notice that, good for you
>at a birthday party for some chick i dont know (my only friend knows her boyfriend or whatever)
>sit in a corner alone and eat up all their snacks
>friend calls me over and hands me the aux cord
>fuckit.jpg
>blast Death Grips from my phone
>after two songs the birthday bitch walks up to
>"Uhhm... Anon's friend? Could you stop with whatever you're doing there?
>friend nowhere to be seen
>"Uhh.._uhhm sorry I.."
>walk back into the corner, people staring at me
>they start playing top 40s crap again
>>28543618
>thats not what your mom said
Literally the only comeback that shuts and hurts normies
But it will also burn you if many people hear you, not like it matters
>>28544015
>tfw fat and ugly but fucking KILLED IT everytime at dodgeball
>>28545105 i had the same experience only without the photo... stay strong
>>28544931
Get fucked, you absolute philistine.
>>28544964
It wasn't. That idiot obviously can't read or comprehend the premise of the thread.
>>28543469
>why don't you ever smile?
They always spoke it gently but it still hurt.
>>28545184
is it bad if people say that to you ?
i never really felt insulted at all when a doctor, boss or whatever said that to me
>>28545126
holy FUCKING shit.
HOLY F8ICIVGIJGN SHIT
>>28544388
Haha yeah this fat sperglord used to tease me all the time because he had a gf and i didnt
Didn't help that his gf was literally the ugliest girl in class
>>28545321
i mean yeah, good to know dude
People just pretend I don't exist and women go out of their way to avoid me like I'm going to rape them even though I couldn't give less of a fuck. Then they whisper that I'm creepy behind my back. It's all in the looks they give me. I just want to be alone.
>>28545369
Yes. It's pure emasculation
>>28545383
haha last time i talked to my cousin he did the same thing and later noticed i didnt like talking with him and asked if playing on my phone is all i do while wearing a fucking fedora
>>28545468
dumb blood smhh
"NIGGA ISNT IT PAST YO BED TIME, YOU LOOK LIKE YO FIFTEEN SENPAI SHIIIIEEEEET"
black guy told me this when i was downtown. I responded with "yeah but i got a huge dick" and he gave me a cigarette and a fist bump.
>>28543318
>"I really like you anon, I'm just don't want to be in a relationship right now"
Not even two weeks later
>"I don't know if I should date this guy, anon, we've both admitted that we liked each other"
>why do you hang out with anon? hes so weirddd
>wow anon, you cannot be 6' hahaha
Then she went around to other people asking if I looked 6' while laughing.
>chillin at a friends place
>"oh btw I invited another friend of mine"
>wait what
>his friend shows up
>BY THE POWER OF SPERG!
>Say like two words the entire time
>next day
>"oh yeah my friend said he doesn't like you, you're to quiet lol"
>>28543866
Aww shit I get told this all the time. And shit like "Watch out for anon and high towers" implying I'll shoot everyone or something.
>>28543318
Depends, are you not funny?
>>28545237
I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUS FO DA FUK O IT
>>28543578
Delivery is important. An unfunny person can ruin a good joke.
>>28544808
One time I got told to go back to class at a fast food place.
>>28545237
>not turning up the volume while staring her dead in the eye with a deadpan face
this is why you're a cuck
>>28545579
Are you six feet?
>>28543663
I've been told that
You'd think it'd feel good for them to absolve you of responsibility but in reality it hurts because it's them acknowledging that your entire life has been a failed experiment that needs to be trashed.
>>28545729
According to multiple doctors, yes. She was saying I looked too young to be 6'
>>28545579
Well are you 6'? Because if yes than whats the problem? Height isnt objective shes just a dumb blind bitch
>>28545684
TOO MANY HOES IN MY MUFUGGIN MEAL
>>28545835
ASKIN IF I KNOW HOW A MUFUGGA FEELS
>say joke
>nobody laughs and just ignores you
>somebody else says the same joke a minute later
>its the funniest shit everyone has ever heard
>>28545766
>looked too young to be 6'
wot. I was 6' when I was like 15, how old do people think you need to be before you can be tall?
>>28545250
No don't do this unless you're a child or a teenager.
>Anon is this your profile?
>you look really tired!
Codeword for you look like shit
>>28544725
If normies are secretely so fucking scared of us then why do they do so much shit towards us?
>>28545130
I'd literally threaten to torture them if they didn't shut the fuck up. Never had anyone say anything that extreme before to me but I shit you not if they did that's what I'd say.
>aww, you're no fun
>anon, why are you so boring?
>Can you stop? Seriously.
>>28545727
this, famigliano oreganoliana
>>28545126
K-K-KI-SAMAAAAA
>>28544067
Fuck off, fucking norman.
shit to make this original
>talk to girl everyday for a few months
>one day talking about her friends
>"I'm your friend!"
>"Anon, you're not my friend, like I don't even have your phone number"
absolutely soul crushing
>>28544845
Then she meets a douche and marries him instantly, tfw you learn from one of her friends that her asshole husband has been violent towards her.
>>28546864
At least seeing that happen is some what satisfying, sort of cathartic in a way
Holy shit are you all in high school?
>>28543556
When my mom got really angry with me, she would say that my existence was the result of bad karma. I was born for the sole purpose of punishing her.
>>28543318
I have to say this a lot to my friend with autism, no joke. Dude just does not know when to stop.
>you look like a school shooter
Building blocks
>>28547137
that reminds me this one time i asked a fortuneteller to characterize me as a famous person that most closely resembles me and they answer with "anders breveik"
>Hey Stacy I think Anon likes you!
>>28544072
>>28544691
This, please tell us exactly what you said.
>>28547218
>Hitler had had some good points
>>28547704
>company owners should only be allowed to keep 25% of the companies profit all other money should be spent in upkeep or growing the business
>since Hitler said it it's a bad idea
I fucking hate normies.
>>28548030
i feel like everyone perceives me as an edgelord when i bring up hitler and my past
You're useless
This is why you don't have any friends/girlfriend
Yea.. yea... I'm busy leave me alone.
What do you want!?
Bring your friends
Where are your friends?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
You're telling me you don't have any hobbies.
HAHAHA (directed at you, but the person is far away)
Faggot! (followed by a cup being thrown from the speeding car)
You're ugly Anon, not just physically but you're mentally not there.
Why are you so boring? Try living life a little there's a world out there for you.
I don't know what to say to you, you're a very confusing person.
Who are you?
Sorry, I forgot your name.
Hey! (wasn't directed at you)
You're a great guy, you're just not my type.
Sure we'll meet up at 7:00 PM (doesn't show up)
>>28543451
There was one kid like this at my group in my old High School. My friend invited him to have lunch with us once and then he just came back the next day and the day after that.
Never told him to fuck off because I didn't want to make him feel bad. Eventually, he found another guy to hang out with so it worked itself out.
>>28546975
Maybe she shouldnt have been such a bitch. Asian mom I assume?
>>28545237
admit it, you put deathgrips on so you people would think you're cool, edgy, and hip.
>>28544695
Give your dad a hug for me, anon. I haven't seen mine in a long time and he's the only person who ever cared about me
>be me in high school
>standing in my spot for recess break
>no friends
>stand here everyday
>chad and friends walk passed to play downball every day and says
>nice friends faggot
>or
>tell your friends to shut up
this happened every day, for 6 years. couple of times a week he punched me in the head as he walked passed. his dude bro followers would just laugh with him can call me a faggot.
>tfw not even gay
>>28543364
>Make joke
>nobody laughs
>I laugh hard
who gives a shit what other people thing
>people call me ugly like off hand
>gets casually thrown around like nothing
>still hurts because of jew nose i have
Also
>talking to girl in group project
>move something as hers as a joke
>gets super pissed, makes scene in classroom
>tells me I'm not funny and should just stop
Not sure what it was, I know she was a sensitive person but I don't remember it being justified
>>28543338
This shit is why a gf is terrible, mine has pulled this stunt in public and I thought I was about to get bashed by Chad white knights, EVERYONE LOOKS
>hey anon why don't you talk to girls?
I used to be either of those but now I just don't give a fuck
>[Normie insult]
>"okay."
they get so mad anon
>>28544002
Do you look like a pedo?
>>28545184
>>28545101
What is you guys' fucking problem
I would give anything to have people assume I'm 15 again
Live it up instead of bitching that you're not Chad
>>28543451
>my 'friends' did this all the time
>they were the closest friends i had
>>28543318
>How's your social life?
FUCK OFF GRANDPA
what
is everyone in this thread a high schooler
the effects of facebook frog everyone
>>28543428
I had a high school gf that I kept making up nicknames for and she kept telling me each one was already a special nickname that someone else called her exclusively. She was such a dumb slut.
Later she got pregnant but she was cheating on me with so many people when it happened that I just walked away from all of it, not knowing for sure what was what.
Don't regret it to this day.
>>28549994
>So you have a girlfriend yet?
>>28543507
I hate to say it, but I use this one on tripfags to great effect
>>28544695
who /fatherless/ here
>>28545105
reminds me of one time
>guy in my class
>had mental health issues
>he was slow, think it was something he was born with
>liked anime
>was an ok guy but really quiet
>played on his 3ds all the time
>one day he takes a photo of my from accros the room
>i was sat directly across from him so it was 100% of me
>his 3Ds makes a loud shutter noise
>nobody questions it
why was he taking pictures of me?
This whole thread is triggering the fuck out of me. My hatred for normalfags has been reinvigorated.
>message someone online
>no response
F
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K I L L M E
>>28543473
>Be totally silent
>Get told this
It's not that bad.
>>28550158
>Read: 12:06
>current time 15:34
>>28548933
>6 years of high school
>recess
What the living fuck? What kind of high school was this?
>Haha yeah dude you look like a school shooter
>Calls me buddy
>Whats up
I always spaghetti out when responding to the last one for some reason. I think they come to realize this just to provoke another autistic reaction from me.
>>28550209
It's even worse.>read: May 11thit was a girl that I liked in the past and was hoping to hang out with or something. Haven't talked to her in a couple years at all so she probably thinks/knows I'm a autistic beta
Nothing.
They just give you that disgusted apathetic stare. Not a stare of hatred, but a stare of "why do you even exist"
you know the one
>>28550259
also
>you walk weird, anon
>>28543318
>You need to get out more
NO I DON'T BECAUSE EVERY TIME THAT I DO I GET TO HEAR THIS FORTUNE COOKIE PIECE OF WISDOM FROM YOUR KIND REEEEEEE
>>28550246
thats what its called in australia, recess lunch. years 7-12.
>>28548331
>Faggot! (followed by a cup being thrown from the speeding car)
Shit, this is funny
>>28550263
>girl messages me on fb
>shes ugly and a peice of shit but i say hi back anyway and ask how she's doing because /friendly/
>she doesn't read it ever and doesnt speak to me again
>that was 3 years ago
why are normies so autistic?
>>28544695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqIBGEcKhGs
>some normal person insults me about something
>i have an extremely quick wit so i respond right back with an insult to them
>ANON YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE
Happens all the time. Normies feel like they have the right to insult me, but when I do it back they can't take it
>>28547137
>tfw your history teacher in high school says "you are like one of those kids that shoots up schools" to you in front of the class and laughs at you and everyone joins in laughing.
Yeah, that fucking happened... just fuck my shit up.
>>28543515
From what I've heard drowning is one of the most painful ways to die.
>>28543318
>"why are you even here? nobody even likes you. you're ugly, fat, unfunny and a fucking asshole too"
>You aren't human, you're a monster
To be honest, I deserved it for blackmailing her into sexaul activity but it was really the only time I felt bad about it.
>anon, how come you never talk?
>you sound so excited
No matter what I always get this one. Fuck you normies. That's just plain rude.
>>28543451
I know this one. It always hurt so much.
>>28543318
>Anon why do you have those HUGE BAGS under your eyes??
>at party, trying to talk to girl
>think it's going well and she might like me
>after awhile she goes up to my friend
>"can you tell your friend to stop following me around?"
I wanted to die after that one
>what do you do in your free time?
Oregano desu sempai
>>28550398
Should've asked him how dumb he would have to be to single you out like that, by that logic.
>>28550398
Why didn't you say "It's almost like you want to die"
>>28550489
eye bags are /fa/ and sexy
>stop following me
damnit
>Anon you remind of Michael Cera
>OH SHIT, he's EXACTLY like Michael Cera
>>28550413
You feel bad for blackmailing a slut? Sluts MUST be shamed
>you don't smile much do you?
>you're so quiet, try opening up to people a bit
>why do you never smile
In retrospect I should have used the MAH DADDY TOUCHED ME WHEN I WAS A KID card, fucker is dad anyway
>>28550654
>when your neighbor says this
What the fuck, man?
>>28543451
>>28543451
>be me
>high school
>Hang out with a group of girls and some guys everyday at lunch
>try hard to fit in and just "be myself"
>To autistic or in denial (a little bit of both) to notice that they dont like me at all
>hang out with them for a few weeks still in denial
>one day I get the memo that they just dont like me, never acknowledge me and think I'm a weirdo
>Just stop hanging out with them without saying anything
>none of them even acknowledges that I stopped hanging out with them
Kill me
>>28550671
a girl said I reminded her of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
>>28543556
Did you move to your aunt and uncle in Bel Aire?
>>28550749
Even if you used that card, they might pretend to care for a bit but not in the long run. Nobody likes a depressed quiet faggot it doesnt matter if your daddy touched you.
>>28550155
uh oh, better skip class tomorrow.
>>28549868
kinda because of how awkward i am. like some people have said i look like i'd shoot up a school while this piece of shit gardener called me gay even though my voice is lower pitched than his. i just get nervous and people think i'm planning something bad or keeping secrets btu i'm actually nervous because i pass gas a lot and try to hold it in pretty hard. every day i have to hold in 10+ farts in half my classes. sometimes they just slip out because my ass lip is super loose
Senior year of college my roommate would invite me to stuff with his friends all the time because i was a loser and i would always accept invitations because I heard to put yourself out there since not doing that was what led me to that situation
then one night my roommate went to the bathroom and one of his friends boyfriends asked if i was gonna go in there too since we were tied at the hip and if we held hands when we went to sleep.
i didnt want to be butthurt so i made a joke like "no i stopped holding his dick when he pees weeks ago asshole"
after that i never went out with them again and just stayed in my room with the lights off for the rest of the year
>SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
>SCHOOL? WORK?
>WHAT ABOUT A GF ANON?
>recommend music album to normie ex-friend
>he doesn't listen to it
>3 months later
>ex-friend recommends music album to me
>it's the same album I recommended to him 3 months prior
>mention this to him
>he says, "Oh, well someone recommended it on /mu/"
>I say, "You trust some random guy on /mu/'s opinion more than my own?"
>(as-a-matter-of-factly) "Yeah."
>>28543618
>I don't try to be liked
Said this she couldn't really think of a reply and walked off angrily.
If this happens, just look around and say "fuck y'all", then start laughing at it yourself for a few seconds.
When you're almost through, say "That was a good one, Barry". Then say "Thanks other Barry!"
guaranteed to crack em up if they ever watch Archer.
>>28551158
Meant for
>>28543364
FUCKTHEROBOTNIGGERSKFJDJF;ASDJLKFDJS; FUCK
>>28543318
Let me give you some advice.
If someone legitimately says that to you, they're not your friend. Stop hanging out with these people if they're just gonna constantly make those jabs at you. Are you just hanging out with them because you have no one else? Doesn't matter, drop 'em.
Work on yourself and you'll realize that people with the same interests as you will just kind of gravitate towards you.
>>28551158
autism, not even 1nce
