>he owns a desktop computer
>he uses stick deodorant
>he is a gamer
>he has a steam account
>he doesn't have an anime profile pic
>>28542797
I wish there was some way to prove if any of you fucks were actually female.
>>28542865
>implying I am a girl
>he has a car
>it doesn't have power steering
>he posts on 4chan
>he mains /r9k/
>he spends more than 2 hours a day on the computer
>he doesn't have a job
>he isn't liberal
>he's private about the contents of his phone or computer
>>28542865
I do the "Proof and explain" bullshit to anyone on here saying they're female. Nobody ever follows through with it though. Why? Because they can't, not female.
>>28542900
keklelzozwut
>he's vehemently racist on the internet but passive and meek to those races in real life
>>28542797
>he is american
>he was born after 1989
>he is racist
Real girl, ill post true red flags
>Smells like shit and doesnt care
>Poor personal hygiene
>Talks with too many girls
>Insistent in expressing his racist views
>Wears an uniform or coat without being part of his job
>Doesnt shave.
>Smokes, or does weed
There.
>he doesn't ever cry
>he's fat
>he doesn't like me
>>28542939
>>he posts on 4chan
>>he mains /r9k/
>>he spends more than 2 hours a day on the computer
>>he doesn't have a job
>>he's private about the contents of his phone or computer
why are you so mean to me anon
>implying you do not do these things
>he tourneys SSBM
>he built a computer mostly just for SSBNetplay
Source: Me
>>28543034
>Real girl
Proof needed, explain
>>28542865
If you had any contact with any female ever you'd realize the likelihood of one posting these threads is near 0. There are the possible occasional lurkers that stumbled into here out of morbid curiosity but that's it.
>>28542797
Fuck off autismo
>>28542797
>he uses stick deodorant
What? This is a good thing. Do you want rampant body odor?
>>28542797
>pretends to be a grill on 4chan
>posts traits likely to be shared by those on /r9k/ in reddit tier ironic shit post threads and calls them red flags
>>28543034
>>Talks with too many girls
>>Doesnt shave.
yeah, spoken like a real girl lol
here's the (You) you crave
>>28542797
qt trap here. pretty standard stuff.
>he wants you to keep your penis
>he doesn't immediately turn down your offer to split the check
>he doesn't actually listen to you and care
>he kisses you on the first date
>he lives with his parents and he's 25+
>he doesn't list his height on an online dating profile
>he's jealous of you, or wants to live through you
>you can barely feel his penis against you when you're cuddling/grinding
>he is insecure about you making more money than him
>>28543034
shave what, exactly? Just face, or all of it?
>>28543219
I don't buy it, I'm still waiting for proof.
>>28543239
I was being sarcastic, no way that's a girl's opinion
>>28543070
Where do you find people to play? Do you use dolphin?
>>28543260
Oh okay. Here's a (You) though for giving "her" one, and also me.
>he doesnt use linux
>>28543304
Who would though? It ain't got games. Just like Xbox, it ain't got no games.
>>28542797
>born into the proletariat
Don't care about anything else.
>Has a penis
>Breathes air
>Speaks a language
>Blinks his eyes
>Drinks water
>Sleeps every night
Fucking gross.
>>28543336
>playing video games
huge red flag
>>28543066
>mains /r9k/
nice
>>28542797
>green eyes
>black/brown hair
>toned body
>5'11 or above
>broad shoulders
>glasses
fuck these boys
>>28543409
We're both on r9k, we got red flags coming from every orifice. Linux still suks tho but worse than him is that son of a bitch Ubuntu, like why?
>>28542865
There is. If they post something, they are dudes.
>>28543034
It's been over 20 minutes and still not proof. Come on man, stay on the bus.
>>28542797
Change that to MacBook, "gaming" PC and roll-on deodorant or any "body spray" and I'd agree. I swear, it's like these red flags are being decided by 18 year olds.
>>28542797
>>he uses stick deodorant
Oh fuck me this is cargo pants all over again.
What's wrong with stick deodorant?
>>28543022
>Americans born before 1990
>not racist
Whew, nigger.
These are to r9k what cuck threads are to pol.
>>28543591
There's nothing wrong with stick. Roll on is for girls and any spray (barring parabens free fine German deodorant) is for children. Cargo shorts are objectively ugly and peg you as an inept neckbeard dork, though.
>>28543344
>implying you are nobility
>>28543263
Yeah, Dolphin EMU is the best.
I already have a small player population where I live to play, and I have it all figured it out that I play with Randys usually.
It helps to crawl out and go to tournaments. A lot of people there have Netplay and you can find even more people to play with.
Tourneys are the only way I've met other Netplayers who I am not too nervous to play against without DCing pre-match.
Would you date a guy who is 5'6 with the body of a 14 year old?
>>28543610
I'm not black, go back to your containment board, friend
>>28543541
>>"gaming" PC
>red flag
>implying I built a $3,500 shitbox for browsing Normiebook
>implying I fell for the console bullshit
Is the console peasant upset?
>>28542797
>>he owns a desktop computer
>>he uses stick deodorant
>>28542847
>>he is a gamer
>>he has a steam account
>>he doesn't have an anime profile pic
>>28542939
>>he posts on 4cha
>>he spends more than 2 hours a day on the computer
>>he doesn't have a job
>>he's private about the contents of his phone or computer
>>28543022
>>he was born after 1989
>>28543491
>>glasses
Sue me
>>28543960
Shit we could be brothers, but seriously that's some pretty tame stuff.
>>28543960
>he doesn't have a anime profile pic
and? fuck off to your containment boards moot specifically designed for himself and your lot.
>>28543989
Why would I use an anime profile pic instead of a gaming related one on steam. Also who cares about my profile pic I don' even have any friend s on steam.
>Overweight
>Bad hygiene
>Beard
>Dominant
>Not cute
>Not a twink
>Obsessed with cars
>Overly jealous of my 2d boys
>Druggie
>Femenazi
>Hates women
>>28543880
unf just like one of my cute anime boys
>>28543034
>does weed
hell yeah! those people need to stop taking pots!
>>28544066
pls b in glasgow
>>28542797
>not using stick deodorant
Enjoy your popcorn lung
>>28543336
If your over 25 and still playing games that's a huge sign you are probably a manchild.
>>28544318
Too bad ;_;
Sweden here
>>28544477
refer to >>28543492
Original copy of Vice City with references to Haitians intact Comment
>>28544480
hope your spreading your ass to the refugees, faggot
>>28544662
Well at this point I consider moving to Finland or Iceland before it's getting even more out of hand.
