>>28542538
Gone to a brothel

i never chase women and i dont understand guys who care that much about it desu

when you have porn why go to loads of effort for girls

I donated blood to try to impress a girl but I'm a skinny fuck be I passed out and then when they let me go i passed out again and hit my head on the curb and had a gash in the side of my head and had to get stitches and also had a concussion

Girl didn't even care was the worst part

>>28542538
I fucked my ex at a party when a hot new girl was clearly into me. God fucking damn it.

>>28542576
>I'm a skinny fuck
>Girl didn't even care
Surprising

>>28542571
Do you honestly believe that or are you just going for the lazy and easy way of life

Went into Camden at night and nearly got killed

I was at a party last semester and looked a drunk girl in the eyes and said "Just fuck me."

She gave me a nude lapdance and a handjob.

it's never going to happen

Donating my money to patreon and buying from amazon wishlists

>>28542538
bought a dozen roses from a florist and drove 50 miles to leave them for her

I almost converted to Judaism.

I sure hope this is original...

When I was younger, I got obsessed with a girl and called/texted her way too much. Pretty much one of the most embarrassing events of my life as she started sending the voicemails and texts to a bunch of people who knew me.

>>28543582
South jersey robot here. Let's hear the full story.

>>28542538

I told a girl I was interested in her

>>28543768
I was messaging some girl off pod and got her kik. We were talking and she agreed to meet up to get drink some wine and hang out. So of course I assumed it was a done deal that I'd get laid. Unfortunately for retarded me, she ended up telling me she was a lesson and that she legitimately just wanted to hang out.

We'll I went to Camden at like 930, it was dark. I get her street wrong. I looked up princess Avenue instead of Princeton avenue. So I'm walking around the hood looking for her number and of course no house matched up because I was on the wrong street. I get to the end of the street (I'm literally just walking minding my own business) when these two guys start yelling at me and threatening me as if I had invaded their turf. They came down the stairs like they were gonna chase me so I booked it back to my car. Maybe I wouldn't have gotten killed but I'm pretty sure I would have.

>>28543872
Typos sorry I'm on my phone.

Met her on pof

She was a lesbian

>>28542591
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

get the fuck out. :/

>>28543628
holy fucking shit
you actually exist?
i thought of you in my head

>>28543817
right here lads is a madman

I took a drama class for two years and joined drama club because the TA was a superqt and was nice to me.

it also meant I didn't have to take Spanish class

>>28542538

Getting an education.

>>28542538
behaved like a good man

>>28543548
Denying your instincts in not easy you thirsty swine