>go out with my mom
>people think I'm her boyfriend
make a move on her
i'm jealous, i want a mommy gf
>>28542264
I always act really distant if I do things with my sister. Which is very challenging as she seems to think a brother needs to do everything a boyfriend does other than kiss her.
>>28542315
Can l do things with her? Like errands and stuff
>>28542518
She's morbidly obese and believes that white people should be apologists to all other races.
But go ahead I guess.
>>28542536
Yay! woop
>>28542315
a-are you my brother? The bond between a brother and sister is important! Closeness fortifies that bond. b-baka
>>28542315
>tfw my sister is like that
>tfw she is also pretty good looking
Wew, lad.
>>28542264
I know this feel, OP. This is what happens when you have a mom who had you when she was a teenager...
I'd be rich if I got a dollar for every time I had to say "Dude, that's my mom" to a stranger in public.
>>28542285
TOP KEK! Nice one fellow.
>>28542264
is she lonely? a good son will at least give her some D once in a while