i'm watching zootopia alone in a bit
what should i expect?
>inb4 no singles rule
my local theater sets in this rule only after 6 wew
>>28541699
>no singles rule
are there really movie theaters which have this rule?
literally why would this even be a thing
>>28541734
found the moron.
>>28541772
why did you just insult me?
>>28541734
depends on some states and provinces since the theatre shootings happened.
i actually had to call my local theater to see what times are available for singles... s-sure made me seem pretty sketch. though i heard security has tightened and is strongest during the day time hours, so they can't accuse me of anything after their coat check.
>>28541781
holy shit, it's self aware
>>28541861
I am pretty sure this isn't a thing
are you telling me I can't go to the movie theater and ask for a single ticket? they won't allow me to buy one?
>>28541699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQeH7E69Oxo
>>28541894
welcome to summerchan.
>>28541861
>>28541699
what is a no singles rule? they dont allow you to go see a film alone? that's insane. I've never heard of anything like that before.
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lol 0% content
>>28541909
mightily kekd
>>28541934
Pretty much this. Is it because of the shooters in burgerland? pedos?
I go to the movies by myself all the time. But apparently that's not allowed in MUH FREEDOMLAND
>>28541894
like i said; it depends on the states and provinces. world doesn't take too kindly on betas since the massacres... the normies in my area has also complained about how singles make them uncomfortable and the theaters costs have suffered.
and yeah they have the right to deny you. i guess it's the new "no shoes, no service" thing, except with partners... since we're rare, they don't give a shit.
>>28541699
Fox is a robot, getsfriendzoned by rabbit, hated by most of the population, including the rabbits family. Also he's a 30yo virgin and foxes mate for life. Also don't believe the sjw stuff people may say about the movie https://youtu.be/unlM9U-1zmk . rip fox robot
>go at designated time for singles-only
>they put 2 security guards at the back of the theater to look at me
this is fucking bullshit
>>28541934
>>28541986
you can thank the beta uprising for that. i just want to watch my disney films in peace...
>>28541986
murrican here, I've never heard of it either.
I suspect it might just be some Jew plot to sell more tickets.
>>28541986
Brit here. I go to films all the time by myself too. Probably because all myfriendshave moved away and I have a bizarre taste in films anyway.
Also those that I would invite to see films do other shit like go out and have fun in the evenings or spend time with their partners.
yiff in hell furfaggots
>>28542030
They made me wear "safety bands." They basically hand-cuffed me to the seat.
you guys are freakings morons and mad-mans, if you get your falcon you won't be single. duhh , hell some cinemas might even accept anvils as a companion
>>28542068
very surprised this was original tb.h familia
>>28542030
>>28542088
How creepy do you have to look for those things to happen?
I've only had my wallet and phone held until the movie ended.
lmaoing at your life, faggots
You may deny it openly, but expect thoughts of
fucking Judy Hopps to enter your mind while
watching this movie.
>>28542192
I think of fucking Judy, and I haven't even seen the movie.
>>28541879
t. A fat virgin loser
>>28541934
>>28541734
You idiots, this is a /tv/ meme
>tfw girl
>see creepy single beta males closely watched by security and patted down upon entry
>I just walk in, buy a single ticket and security doesn't suspect a thing
Being a girl really is the best.
>submit information to theater manager two weeks in advance
>show up at singles only night
>"sorry, but we haven't done your background check yet. don't worry, the movie will still be here next week."
how is this allowed?
>>28542238
why am I an idiot for not knowing a meme on some shit normie board?
why are people insulting and bullying me for no reason?
>>28542319
psh, welcome to 4chan kid
nothing personnel.
>tfw get charged double for singles-only
>"insurance fee"
u r gonna fall in love with the rabbit girl ;_;
gonna be wishing suicide because she is not real why live
>>28541772
you know not everyone is a murrican heifer, right? we don't all know about your backwards little customs, so give a bit of exposition you mindless shitmouth.
>>28542517
Hi, welcome new friend.
I see you were not briefed on a 4 year old meme. Thats fine, however we have a custom on this site where new users are obligated toLURK MOARbefore posting. A month of silently lurking should get you familiar with all our dankest memes.
>>28542611
I'm well aware of it, I'm saying that you fat pigs shouldn't act so high and mighty for getting shot in the cinema and making a lame joke about it.
Its not even an /r9k/ meme, why should I bother regurgitating some burger nonce's half-assed attempt to make fat rolls wobble?
>>28541781
>>28541734
>a thing
>you insulted me, downboat :((((
found the reditor
>>28543106
>found the reditor
found the /r/4chan poster
>>28543144
Kill yourself reddit faggot.
>>28541772
Apologies, you were 100% correct.
>>28543144
fuck off, summerboy.
>>28543282
someone is very upset
please calm down anon, I hope I didn't make you too mad
It's funny that this got memed so hard some kinohouses in yurop actually started implementing singles tax. It's almost cheaper to buy two tickets and pretend one is for your friend.
>>28543398
what the literal fuck are you trying to say?
>want to take a shower before the movies
>no open lockers left
>have to hold my crab-legs while showering
>anvil slipped out of my hands and dropped on my feet
Could've gone better tbo
