Write a letter to someone you know is a fucking weirdo who reads every one of these stupid threads, that you're too beta to just tell them directly you turd.
I'll start
mommy
You're the best, I want you to be my mommy forever.
I love you
-doggo
>>28541547
I love you too little pupper.
Dear abcdefg,
I just want to talk. I don't understand why you're pensive. I'm not going to hit on you or some shif. I thought we were past that and friends.
My dearest rentcuck
You are making your landlord very happy.
Thank you,
-Big guy
Why are you still so obsessed with me? You know that I'd rather die alone with my animemen than to spend my live with you. Some days you say that you love me, other days you say that you want me to suffer to get off. Why did you block me only to come crying back begging me to kill you? Are you really in the position of telling me that I should be thankful for having a person like you, spamming my skype with your gross fantasies. I wish we could be friends but you seem to think I'll come to love you if you treat me like shit. Hopefully you'll swallow your pride and get help like me instead of bathing in self-hatred. Until then I'm just gonna play along to have you as my insperation for one of my comic characters.
I'm sorry for my terrible mood swings bubs ;_;