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Drinking alone again edition
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>those 20 minutes when there was no britfeel thread
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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

This week's movie is Top Gun. It's on at the usua; place, starting at 10pm. Before hand we've got some funky music, and after there'll be some light comedy.

Hope you lads can join us!
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jesus christ where the fuck did everybody go?

It's only ten.
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>>28541456
Same desu
also got home from work without a britfeels thread, didn't feel right....
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>>28541659

They are in film night, or alternatively at the club chatting up fit birds.
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>>28541531
>Finally in britfeels for movie night
>It's a movie I cannot stand
s u f f e r i n g
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>>28541531
>>28541701

What's the link again?
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been off wagecucking the week. All I've been doing is drinking and playing normies games

I think i may be alone forever
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Gonna fap again laddies
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>>28541456
Why are britfeels such a constant thread? How are you brits so consistent? I wonder why there's no amerifeel or Australian feel threads. How this these threads survive but the /general/ ones didn't?
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>>28541798
we have a lot of feels to feel
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Why the fuck does it take so long to get a new thread up?
40 minutes I've been waiting. Pull your damn finger out.
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>>28541761

Here is an interesting thing I found on pastebin once

http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
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Posting whyfoo as I've not posted whyfoo in a while
Going to a friends house after work and getting drunk to forget my existence tomorrow
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>>28541808
Moreso than other nations? What's happening over there? you need a hug?
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>>28541843
Good whyfoo
My waifu
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>Drinking wine in my dressing gown and watching peep show again

I'm hungry again but I don't want to get more food
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>>28541906
>peep show
used to love peep show
but as I get older it's just too relatable to be enjoyable
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>>28541927
Yeah it is changing a bit as I'm getting older but now I see how detached I would be from mark or Jeremy

It also remind me of how in uni I had a friend and people said we would end up like them, and we haven't spoken in 2 years and I get jealous even of their failures
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who /obsessedwiththemusicofmarkhollis/ here
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>>28541992
>It also remind me of how in uni I had a friend and people said we would end up like them, and we haven't spoken in 2 years
same desu, only its been 10 years since I spoke to him
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ready to end it all lads?
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movie night is dead tonight, where is shoutanon and poleaboo?

Get in here
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fs all i want to is to cuddle and fuck a qt 3.14 grill at night and be lazy fucks....
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Poleaboo finished watching the two seasons of "Transparent" that are out

Not a good show but it does a good job of touching on trans issues occasionally

I can say it did definitely help me so there's merit in that for sure

>>28542044
I'll get in but people tend to be quite mean to me
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>>28542044
>>28542142
Agitated.
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>>28541874
It's a depressing place to live
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>starting eating better food
>starting going to the gym
>started being nicer to people and my family
>started going to sleep earlier
>suddenly becoming a happier person
>got laid and on my way to getting a gf

Guys, I'm actually gonna make it. Soon I'll be gone from this place. I'll miss you all.
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>>28542191
I'm sorry, hopefully you guys can pull through. Bsaf anon
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>>28542240
Pull through some muslim cock
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>>28542199
is it that easy? Sometimes i daydream about being a person that goes to the gym
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>/brit/feel dead at half 10 on a friday night

Fucking normies
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>>28542333
Do it. I don't even lift weights, I just do cardio. It's all about excersising to get your endorphins going or some shit. Gives you confidence and makes you less of a beta.
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>>28542334

I was eating chicken wings, you cheeky bastard. I'm not going to dirty up my keyboard for your impatient arse.
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For those in movie night
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>>28542390
you wont stand out, looks okay lad. unless you are fat af.
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>>28542430
Skinny with biceps.

And yeah it is surprisingly nice, was very happy.
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>>28542199
>he hasn't done that a dozen times already
welp, good luck, I hope you only need one try
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Started watching vikings mfw Ragnar kills Earl Haraldson
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>>28542390
I'm going to be on the look out for you blud.
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>>28542546
Try it bruv, 2 anons in this thread have that jacket
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>>28542546
kano patel
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>>28542623
man tats not kano madting its noel clarkey lad fml
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What is scum to scum?

You see a 14 year old chav girl, breastfeeding her newborn with a fag in her mouth and a can of cider in her hand and think 'scum'.
What do you reckon she thinks scum is?
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What a sorry state of affairs this has become
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Holy fuck. Frankie Boyle on HIGNFY. Might need to get snacks to watch this episode, hopefully they didn't lobotomize him - how the fuck is he on tv again.
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>>28542880

The police or local authority workers.

Lads I've been in Wetherspoons all night drinking double vodkas and coke. I've not even gone to bed and I've already got a fucking headache. I've had some toast and a kitkat and it isn't working. Shall I just kill myself?
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I used to be good at running back when I was 15/16 so I think I'd still be pretty good but I think weights would be better to get your confidence up.
I've been to the gym once or twice but everything to do with weights is so intimidating so I end up just running on the treadmill for half an hour.
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>>28541456
what are you guys drinking tonight?
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hum..
mother sits down with baby and watches Jeremy kyle.
baby becomes used to the sound of chavs arguing and associates that with what home feels like.
grows up with the need to be around drama and arguments to feel at home.

that makes sense doesn't it?
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It's my birthday in 35 minutes
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>>28543308
Happy birthday m8 my next drink is for you
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>Even Mahmood can get his dick sucked
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>>28541843
Demon Whyfoo posted

Going to get DooM tomorrow morning
Also who else /Lincolnshire/?
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>>28543036
I've had a few bottles of ale but now I'm having a bottle of mcguigan merlot, its actually quite nice but I think I've fucked up the taste a bit having beer first
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>>28543308
Happy Birthday lad
Want to hit a few beers at Frogs and Feels Tavern?
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>>28543036
Water
Just water
Yeah, water
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>>28543539
Nah I don't like redditors

>>28543485
cheers mate
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>>28543497
Scunny reporting in
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>>28543708
I'm South Kesteven
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Walk into living room, mums watching film. Topless girl comes on screen, mum slams the off button.
"I thought you was watching that?"
"well i cant with you in the room its to rude, can you leave please? Or at least turn around?"

Im an adult...
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>>28541843

Here is my waifu, looking as cute as always
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>>28543756
Your family sounds more awkward than mine.

>watching gangs of new york together
>that scene
you couldn't have cut the atmosphere with a knife
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Just remembered to record my job search
right in the nick of time
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>>28543756
Bloody hell not even my mum would pull that shit
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>>28542355
signed up to the gym three months ago and went twice with my brother but we cant usually go together because of jobs and too scared to go on my own
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>>28541843
Even when she's getting kicked in the mid section she's a cutie.
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>>28543854
>Nigella Lawson

god tier milf, m8
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>>28543308
Happy birthday cuz
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>>28543876
I want to go over the summer cos I'll be dead bored otherwise, but I've absolutely no idea what to do. How do the machines work? Do you have to queue up? What do you wear? fucking everything man, it's terrifying
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yes boys!!!!!!!!!1

https://www.fb.com/cameron.hamilton.96/videos/1040443472670634/
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>>28543940
You knows it
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Thinking about getting a DSLR camera lads.
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>>28543566
Same bruv
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Help me choose which dresses to buy
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>>28544030
all shite
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>>28544048
yeah, well they're cheap Chinese ones
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>tfw my Honda Civic ari con pump has broke
>tfw it's gonna cost me 445 quid
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>>28544030
3rd row far left
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>>28544082
I thought Honda were known for their reliability
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>>28544082
Wouldn't bother desu mate, sit it out and sell the car in the winter
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>>28544106
Engine reliability
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>>28544082
>air con pump
you mean a fan?
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>>28543876
I used to feel like that but once you realise half the people in there are either fat or skinny as fuck you feel a bit better.
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I've got some wine downstairs,
Feel like it's abit too late to open it now though.

Hows everyones evening? I actually don't feel that shitty today.
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>>28544139
Air con runs on a pump mate
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>>28544106
My friend said the same ting but also said when they break, the parts cost a bit.

>>28544111
Can't do that. I actually like this car and It's sadly on finance. Only got another year to pay off though.

>>28544139
I mean the actual pump. Bloke at the garage said there was still gas in it but the pump was broke. I know he ain't fucking me over cause my uncle owns the garage
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>>28544140
yeah a lot there are middle aged people and fatties i can just ignore them, just a lot of big laddy lad types i know go there and will want to have bants with me when i just wanna get on with it
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>he masturbates with his dominant hand
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>>28543962
>Do you have to queue up?
Just wait or do something else until what you want is free. Usually there is enough of them unless it's something special or a cheap gym.
>What do you wear?
Shorts and a T-shirt. I'm pretty autistic so I arrive in my gym clothes and get changed/shower at home.
>How do the machines work?
This is the hardest part, some are obvious but proper technique is still important. I would stick to the simple machines until you get a feel of the place and can tell whether there are any staff members or someone else you can ask.
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Tell me about yourselves, /britfeel/. Who are you? What is your story? Thousands of us come here daily, and yet we leave no impact upon eachother. Each and everyone one of us has our own life. I want to know abut your hardships, your triumphs, and memories. Could I have ever met one of you in real life in passing, or maybe you're really my best friend. I wonder how many before us that have shared this little general on this tiny board on this slice of the internet have passed away.
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>>28544162
Its never too late for wine anon
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>>28544205
Let me guess, you're a lefty who does everything except writing with your weaker hand?
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>>28541456
Can Irish people join too, /britfeel/? I'm drinking alone too,
We're all Europeans here, right?
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>>28544293
>We're all Europeans here, right?
Well we're not at all and neither are you really.
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>>28544293
Only if you reunite with the uk and pledge your will to the queen
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Movie night lads here you go
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>>28544254

No, I'm a righty who does everything righty. But righty is dominant for a reason, and lately I've noticed lefty has a gentler touch.
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>>28544315
>Irish and British
>Not European

Yes we are. If we're not European, then the word means fuck all.

>>28544324
How about you just give us back the North instead? Not even ye lads want Unionists or the North.
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>>28544220
>Thousands of us come here daily
Hundreds

I am a Poleaboo of sorts
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>>28544466
>How about you just give us back the North instead?
NEVAR NEVAR NEVAAAAR !!!
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>>28544481
42 actually
this thread anyway
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>>28544466
>>Irish and British
>>Not European
>Yes we are. If we're not European, then the word means fuck all.


European refers to those who live on mainland europe and we don't
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>>28544505
Counting lurkers and those from the previous thread...
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using my sisters hairstraightners as a means to heat up my room

so far i haven't noticed any difference in the temputure
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>>28544220
>thousands
Anon, there are 40 people who post on /r9k/. 15 of them are brits and they do 90% of the posting on /britfeel/.

There's you, me and 13 others. And we're not all on at the same time.
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Anyone else hate selling things on Gumtree? Even when you state "Will not be selling any lower" you still get a bunch of low class trash with their terrible grammar expecting 50% off as if you're as desperate as they are.
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>>28544563
43 people in the past 3 hours, most likely more than that on average though
>>28544583
What you selling?
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Is bladerunner a good film?
I remember watching the first 20 minutes but it was really boring.
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>>28544637
The book is way better
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>>28544637
Stick with it gets good
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>>28544595
Gaming PC, wanna rebuild.
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Who /normie/ here?

huh that's not original
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>>28544675
As much as I hate saying that sentence I agree
>>28544703
not you
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>>28544703
Its not original because there are hundreds of fags like you
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>>28544716
You don't have to tell me man, I already know.

At least I have my bf
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>>28544757
Fuck you man

>tfw no bf in to philip k DICK
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B...bu... But do I have to be a Brit to drink here?
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Nigii has started a blog
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m8s I swear I just got redirected to an interstitial ad when loading an image in a thread

I'm too drunk now to think about it very hard and can't make it happen again but will leave this post here in case anyone else encounters a similar thing, I think it was some dating app purporting itself to be "better than Tindr"

But I'm going to bed now anyway

If it's a browser hijacker I may as well just kill myself I suppose, but I wouldn't put it past Hiroshimoot to implement some shit like this
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>Vote for a boat's name
>Winning nominee is dismissed for no reason

>Vote to leave EU
>???
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>>28544799
Shit really link?
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>>28544819
Do you know me?
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>>28544790
My bf loves sci-fi and all the stuff I like, its a dream come true.

If only we lived closer.

Man I wish I was a writer, I would love to make something that could make people feel something.
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>>28544833
I'm always watching mate
always
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>>28544790
I'm here fampai
no homo
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>>28544857

Do you actually want to see my blog?
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>>28544812
Who says the vote will be to leave? ;)
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>>28544520
>European refers to those who live on mainland europe and we don't

Ah, no. We are European. The British Empire was the largest European force in the world for ages. We are islands of the coast of Europe, but we are still considered part of Europe.

So, if France was suddenly separated from mainland Europe tomorrow, would you say France and her people weren't European anymore?

>>28544490
Fuck off, Paisley. Go back to rotting in your grave. I would spit on it if I could.
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>>28544846
>its a dream come true.
Did you really need to rub it in?
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tfw could do with a nice bf desu.
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>>28544896
If it's any consolation, I still hate myself, and my life is going nowhere.

I can only hope.

And cuddle my bf
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>>28544928
Hey junlad, im glad were mates now
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>>28544846
How exactly did you meet? Where do I get my own bf?
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>>28544894
No surrender desu
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>>28544954
i'm mates with everyone here, though only the film night lads really interact with me.
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>>28544894
>So, if France was suddenly separated from mainland Europe tomorrow, would you say France and her people weren't European anymore?
Well yes if massive forces moved france it would no longer be in europe, but of course it would have very deep connections and may still be considered european for a long time afterwards.

In the UK we are not european in the same way most of the people of europe are european, the whole not being connected has made differences
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>>28544955
Met right here on /britfeel/

Can't believe I actually met up with him, but I guess it worked out.
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>>28544942
Not really any consolation since my life is shit and no bf

I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep now
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>>28544883
Yeah alright m8 why not I was just messing with you originally
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>>28545023
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/

Please be nice.

>>28544984
well now that im a regular at film night we can become even better friends
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>>28545013
How does that happen? I thought all these gay lot meet ups here were memes
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>>28545111
You are falling for bait homo
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>>28545093
on a scale of 1-10 how into guys are you, j-just to know, for a friend.
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>>28545111
I got lucky and desperate enough to met someone who was willing to take a 4 hour train to met me.
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>>28545093
Thanks your blog seemed alright to me
Try drinking loads of water before eating by the way it fills you up easier that's how I lost weight seems retarded but it works
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>>28545148
Did you fug him?

oc fuckers
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>>28545139
Why junlad??

Why does your mate want to know?
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>>28545215
he is homosex hahaha what a bender hahaha.
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>>28545093
Fuck man, I live right next to a park and I never want to go out in it at night because it's pretty much pitch black. sometimes I think it'd be chill to just walk and jam with the ducks but you know can't because don't want to get shanked by some random.
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>>28545208
Technically no, we just have nude cuddles.

It's makes everything seem so much better.
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>>28545272
>>28545233
>>28545151
You should keep an eye on my blog, might have another rodgers in the making
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>>28545300
Did you touch each others peepees?
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>>28545300
So your bf doesn't even want to fug you hahaha
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>>28545326
yes, we do that
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>>28545397
Thats gay doe senpai
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>>28545435
Wait, it is?

Ah fug
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>>28545397
which one of you fags has the bigger dick?
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>>28545464
I think he does.

I'm taller by an tiny bit though.

He's a friggin manlet.
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>>28545519
no, you are both manlets.
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Been invited to a party but it would require walking there at half 1 in the freezing cold and I think they invited me as a joke
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>>28545659
That's a pretty shitty time to go to a party I think.

You never know though, might be worth it.
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>>28545519
WHERE DO I GET MY OWN BF TELL ME NOW NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28545720
r u gay or sommit?
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>>28545720
On /britfeel/ lad. He said he want to blow a cute boy wearing girls clothes and I said 'okay'
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i want to blow a cute boy wearing girls clothes
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>>28545770
fuck off puff
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>>28545753
well dont we all, you selfish so and so.
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>>28545753
>and I said 'okay'

Why would you say yes to an offer like that? Might very well have been a skinhead rapist.
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>>28545827
Yeah I felt kind of stupid replying, but it turned out well.
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>be me, 26
>be girl, 16
>she's cute and kind to me
>makes a change to all the other trash around my age
>what do?
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I'm starting to think we shouldn't leave the EU, lads. Maybe we shouldn't just give up on it. We should get in there and start taking charge of it more. We should make it work.

We really should lead it but there is no fucking way in hell that France, Germany, Belguim, etc. would accept us in charge.
Can't just give up, though.
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>>28545851
Did he blow your peepee?
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>>28545895
Surely letting the pig fucker have full control is worse?, unless based boris is next pm
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>Stray cats outside hissing and screaming at eachother for a long period of time
>Woman comes out of one of the flats and at the top of her voice screams
>SHUUUUU UUUUP
>MY KIDS ARE TRYIN A SLEEP

I can understand the shut up, but was there a need to add the second part?
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>>28546055
why can you understand the shut up? they are cats, they won't understand english
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>>28546055
Did they shut up? I'm pretty sure cats don't speak english.
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>>28546077
im sure this solved the problem
>meow
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>>28545914
He might have.
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>>28546065
>>28546077

Someone raising their voice in an attempt of stop the situation, can just about understand it, but I don't get why she added the second part because I'm fairly certain cats don't speak english.

Mind you this is all overlooking the irony of what the woman did and said.
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>>28546113
No regrets bout that? Im worried id be in a situation like that and be thinking fug, i don't think im a homo on second thoughts
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>>28545945
Shit, Cameron in charge of the whole thing. He'd sell it out to america within 15 minutes, then quit and live on his private island in the caribbean.
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>>28546194
I can't speak for everyone, but I didn't find it that bi of a deal.

Cuddling is amazing man. Just makes me feel so at ease.
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>>28545893
depends how you know her desu
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senpai just noticed me! yay!
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>>28546292
i also appreciate a good cuddle lad.
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>>28546371
I also enjoy playing on my vita while he cuddles me and watches.

Got him into danganronpa actually.
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Yeah, and again, and again, oops, there we go again
We messed up once
I messed up twice
How many times are we gonna try again
Girl it's like round and round we go
[hustle] I'd prefer if you left me alone
'Cause I can't take the pain and my heartbeat feels like an 808

I'm a walking disaster
Don't wanna hurt you that's why you got to go
Destruction like fire on the ground
Thats why you got to go, oh oh oh ohhh

Yeah
See the fussin and fightin, lets not
Before I see red, lets stop
This here's really the end of
I'ma find cupid and put him in a headlock
Now why did you pick on me
Why let the pretty bird shit on me
I don't need good luck but I need good love
Thats a girl that will stand by me
Look honey I didn't diss you
Therefore I shouldn't have to miss you
And now I feel like Saturdays are weaker
Me and my heart got crazy issues

And my girl it's like round and round we go,
[hustle] I'll prefer if you left me alone
'Cause I can't take the pain
And my heartbeat feels like an 808
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>>28546393
making me feel quite alone desu lad.
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>>28546340
I work in one stop lol, she's always in smiling at me.
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>>28546473
>>28546473
If you are actually considering dating a 16 year old kill yourself
>>28546473
>>28546473
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>>28546403
you do the same with azulad you puff
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>>28546492
Unless you're a jealous girl who's approaching the wall, I don't see how this affects you.
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What are you guys listening too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
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>>28546522
i'm 23 and would fuck a 14 year old given the chance

go ahead m8

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>>28546126
I assume it's so that if others hear her shouting, they understand the context. A neighbor being noisy for no reason gets hate.
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>>28546537
Prty chill if I dont say so

https://youtu.be/FZwDgkVGIsY
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My first PC had an 8gb hard drive
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>>28546537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0B17ZuyD-w tbf lad.
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i have cold feet
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>had a wank and fell asleep at 10pm
>wake up now
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Water way- to have a good time
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>>28547113

Don't worry, chap, I believe in you!

Or put on some socks, whichever is more appropriate.

>>28547473

Six hours is fine, go do something that's not shitposting.
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>>28548593
>go do something that's not shitposting
Gonna play Destiny desu
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>>28546554
Has no-one noticed this yet.
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Just watched Deep Blue Sea
it's okay
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>>28549025

He's likely so cripplingly retarded it's not worth sweating over.
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Get up, you slag.
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Who else /still drinking/?
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>>28551164

Drinking is bad for you though.
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Had a maccies breakfast wrap lads.

Feeling comfy.
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>>28552624

>maccies
Is that a british knockoff of maccas?
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>>28552676

Maccies (mack-ees) is slang for McDonalds.
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>>28552717

Maccas is australian slang for mcdonalds
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>>28541905
>>28541843

We got both you're respective waifus.

Pay up, nerds, or we'll do lewd things to them.
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>got woke up with really loud bangs last night
>way louder than a firework or a car misfire
>sleep with room facing main road, so tonnes of sound, drunk assholes and i never get woken up by that
>hear housemates calling police as they were convinced it was gunfire
>this was around 12.30pm
>police say they are aware, this was the 20th complaint of gunshot that night already

Have to love Shottingham, least the rents cheap in this shit end of town
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>tfw friends let you hug them
>tfw they're unaware it's because of emotional issues where all I want is physical contact
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>>28554280

>tfw everyone wants to hug and kiss me constantly
>tfw I despise the physical contact

Let's do swapsies
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>>28554280
>tfw I don't have friends to hug
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>>28554471

>kiss
gee I dunno about that anon
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Taken up smoking lads, are you proud of me?
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>>28554497
I love askingpeople why they started smoking.
I've heard gems like
>I enjoy the taste
>to be social

They never admit that they start because they think it makes them look cool. That's the only reason anyone starts smoking, to fit in.
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>>28554540
That's exactly why I did it.

Although I'm so anxious that I only do it in my shed where no one can see me, but it still makes me feel cool.
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>>28554540
That's not why I do it. I'm a outcast. I do it out of boredom.
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>>28554540
I smoked my first day which was a menthol that I stole off my mum out my bedroom window at night on my own.

Who was I trying to impress anon? You're a fucking retard lmao
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>>28554584
>>28554581
Hahahah here they come.
>I thought I was a badass smoking on my own like some lone wolf out of cowboy bebop
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>>28554540
>not liking the taste

are you a child?
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>>28554613
Mm yeah love the taste of fag ash mate delish. It's like licking the pub carpet yum yum
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>>28554601

I started self destructively desu, more like problem drinking really
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>>28554626
>thinking smoking fags is the same as licking fag ash

How's school going lad?
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>>28554613
>the taste of cigars is for refined gentlement only
*sips bourbon*
*puffs pipe*
*tips nightcap*
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>>28554601
whatever. But not everyone does it to fit in.
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>>28554677
I'm not claiming they do. I said that's why they start, which is true.

They continue to do it because they're addicted.
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>>28554713
>claiming with 100 percent certainty that wanting to fit in is the reason 100 percent of people smoke

Sweeping statements are inherently stupid
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>>28554713
Yup, one toke and you're hooked for life!

Ooga booga!
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>>28554752
Unless you've 80 years old then yeah, you thought you were hot shit by smoking. Now you're just pathetic.
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>>28554752
Pretty sure it's the same anon who comes here every saturday with a chip on his shoulder trying to cause arguments, just ignore him and hopefully he'll fuck off
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>>28554763
Sounds like you could use a ciggie mate, I'll save you twos
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>>28554779
>everything I don't like is one person
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Help Poleaboo pick his girl name

http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
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>>28554936
alright maddie
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>inb4 poleaboo mentions it's his birthday
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>>28554950
Probably going for Monica

/lgbt/ preferred that name, while /brit/ preferred Madeline
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>>28554936
>Poleaboo pick his girl name
What for?
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>go to uni
>think i will try to be a decent person to my flatmates
>tell them they can use my shit in the kitchen, including toastie maker
>put my tv in the living area, say they can all use it
>toastie maker gets raped every weekend, covered in minging shit by about 20 people, left on all night, not cleaned etc.
>tv gets taken into someone's room without him asking, keeps it there for weeks

That's what I get for trusting people I suppose
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>>28541798
We're an institution
Britfeels are unique
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>>28555057
The sad? They probably think youre just an idiot for trusting them, theyre not greatful at all youre this "nice" to them, youre their fool
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>>28554936
Shouldn't it be something like Sunita or Ganjita or whatever the fuck pakis like to call their women?
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>>28555057
Uni students are like that. It's the first time most of them are away from home so shit will never be cleaned.

You're an idiot.
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>>28555057
>tv gets taken into someone's room without him asking, keeps it there for weeks

There's a difference in being a decent person and being a total mug. Did you not knock on his door asking for it back as soon as you noticed?
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>>28555095
I'm a pathetic cuck. I just went in and took it back when I left. Lucky his door was unlocked or I would have been fucked
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>>28555095
Bro you dont even watch it, what you need it for?
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>>28555057
Protip: "You can use it" = "It's yours"
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>>28555075
I wasn't really looking for gratitude, just thought it would be a decent thing to do
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Holy shit lads Doom 4 is pretty intense

Think it's giving me motion sickness desu
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