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Drinking alone again edition
>those 20 minutes when there was no britfeel thread
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
This week's movie is Top Gun. It's on at the usua; place, starting at 10pm. Before hand we've got some funky music, and after there'll be some light comedy.
Hope you lads can join us!
jesus christ where the fuck did everybody go?
It's only ten.
>>28541456
Same desu
also got home from work without a britfeels thread, didn't feel right....
>>28541659
They are in film night, or alternatively at the club chatting up fit birds.
>>28541531
>Finally in britfeels for movie night
>It's a movie I cannot stand
s u f f e r i n g
>>28541531
>>28541701
What's the link again?
been off wagecucking the week. All I've been doing is drinking and playing normies games
I think i may be alone forever
Gonna fap again laddies
>>28541456
Why are britfeels such a constant thread? How are you brits so consistent? I wonder why there's no amerifeel or Australian feel threads. How this these threads survive but the /general/ ones didn't?
>>28541798
we have a lot of feels to feel
Why the fuck does it take so long to get a new thread up?
40 minutes I've been waiting. Pull your damn finger out.
>>28541761
Here is an interesting thing I found on pastebin once
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
Posting whyfoo as I've not posted whyfoo in a while
Going to a friends house after work and getting drunk to forget my existence tomorrow
>>28541808
Moreso than other nations? What's happening over there?you need a hug?
>>28541843
Good whyfoo
My waifu
>Drinking wine in my dressing gown and watching peep show again
I'm hungry again but I don't want to get more food
>>28541906
>peep show
used to love peep show
but as I get older it's just too relatable to be enjoyable
>>28541927
Yeah it is changing a bit as I'm getting older but now I see how detached I would be from mark or Jeremy
It also remind me of how in uni I had a friend and people said we would end up like them, and we haven't spoken in 2 years and I get jealous even of their failures
who /obsessedwiththemusicofmarkhollis/ here
>>28541992
>It also remind me of how in uni I had a friend and people said we would end up like them, and we haven't spoken in 2 years
same desu, only its been 10 years since I spoke to him
ready to end it all lads?
movie night is dead tonight, where is shoutanon and poleaboo?
Get in here
fs all i want to is to cuddle and fuck a qt 3.14 grill at night and be lazy fucks....
Poleaboo finished watching the two seasons of "Transparent" that are out
Not a good show but it does a good job of touching on trans issues occasionally
I can say it did definitely help me so there's merit in that for sure
>>28542044
I'll get in but people tend to be quite mean to me
>>28542044
>>28542142
Agitated.
>>28541874
It's a depressing place to live
>starting eating better food
>starting going to the gym
>started being nicer to people and my family
>started going to sleep earlier
>suddenly becoming a happier person
>got laid and on my way to getting a gf
Guys, I'm actually gonna make it. Soon I'll be gone from this place. I'll miss you all.
>>28542191
I'm sorry, hopefully you guys can pull through. Bsaf anon
>>28542240
Pull through some muslim cock
>>28542199
is it that easy? Sometimes i daydream about being a person that goes to the gym
>/brit/feel dead at half 10 on a friday night
Fucking normies
>>28542333
Do it. I don't even lift weights, I just do cardio. It's all about excersising to get your endorphins going or some shit. Gives you confidence and makes you less of a beta.
>>28542334
I was eating chicken wings, you cheeky bastard. I'm not going to dirty up my keyboard for your impatient arse.
For those in movie night
>>28542390
you wont stand out, looks okay lad. unless you are fat af.
>>28542430
Skinny with biceps.
And yeah it is surprisingly nice, was very happy.
>>28542199
>he hasn't done that a dozen times already
welp, good luck, I hope you only need one try
Started watching vikings mfw Ragnar kills Earl Haraldson
>>28542390
I'm going to be on the look out for you blud.
>>28542546
Try it bruv, 2 anons in this thread have that jacket
>>28542546
kano patel
>>28542623
man tats not kano madting its noel clarkey lad fml
What is scum to scum?
You see a 14 year old chav girl, breastfeeding her newborn with a fag in her mouth and a can of cider in her hand and think 'scum'.
What do you reckon she thinks scum is?
What a sorry state of affairs this has become
Holy fuck. Frankie Boyle on HIGNFY. Might need to get snacks to watch this episode, hopefully they didn't lobotomize him - how the fuck is he on tv again.
>>28542880
The police or local authority workers.
Lads I've been in Wetherspoons all night drinking double vodkas and coke. I've not even gone to bed and I've already got a fucking headache. I've had some toast and a kitkat and it isn't working. Shall I just kill myself?
I used to be good at running back when I was 15/16 so I think I'd still be pretty good but I think weights would be better to get your confidence up.
I've been to the gym once or twice but everything to do with weights is so intimidating so I end up just running on the treadmill for half an hour.
>>28541456
what are you guys drinking tonight?
hum..
mother sits down with baby and watches Jeremy kyle.
baby becomes used to the sound of chavs arguing and associates that with what home feels like.
grows up with the need to be around drama and arguments to feel at home.
that makes sense doesn't it?
It's my birthday in 35 minutes
>>28543308
Happy birthday m8 my next drink is for you
>Even Mahmood can get his dick sucked
>>28541843
Demon Whyfoo posted
Going to get DooM tomorrow morning
Also who else /Lincolnshire/?
>>28543036
I've had a few bottles of ale but now I'm having a bottle of mcguigan merlot, its actually quite nice but I think I've fucked up the taste a bit having beer first
>>28543308
Happy Birthday lad
Want to hit a few beers at Frogs and Feels Tavern?
>>28543036
Water
Just water
Yeah, water
>>28543539
Nah I don't like redditors
>>28543485
cheers mate
>>28543497
Scunny reporting in
>>28543708
I'm South Kesteven
Walk into living room, mums watching film. Topless girl comes on screen, mum slams the off button.
"I thought you was watching that?"
"well i cant with you in the room its to rude, can you leave please? Or at least turn around?"
Im an adult...
>>28541843
Here is my waifu, looking as cute as always
>>28543756
Your family sounds more awkward than mine.
>watching gangs of new york together
>that scene
you couldn't have cut the atmosphere with a knife
Just remembered to record my job search
right in the nick of time
>>28543756
Bloody hell not even my mum would pull that shit
>>28542355
signed up to the gym three months ago and went twice with my brother but we cant usually go together because of jobs and too scared to go on my own
>>28541843
Even when she's getting kicked in the mid section she's a cutie.
>>28543854
>Nigella Lawson
god tier milf, m8
>>28543308
Happy birthday cuz
>>28543876
I want to go over the summer cos I'll be dead bored otherwise, but I've absolutely no idea what to do. How do the machines work? Do you have to queue up? What do you wear? fucking everything man, it's terrifying
yes boys!!!!!!!!!1
https://www.fb.com/cameron.hamilton.96/videos/1040443472670634/
>>28543940
You knows it
Thinking about getting a DSLR camera lads.
>>28543566
Same bruv
Help me choose which dresses to buy
>>28544030
all shite
>>28544048
yeah, well they're cheap Chinese ones
>tfw my Honda Civic ari con pump has broke
>tfw it's gonna cost me 445 quid
>>28544030
3rd row far left
>>28544082
I thought Honda were known for their reliability
>>28544082
Wouldn't bother desu mate, sit it out and sell the car in the winter
>>28544106
Engine reliability
>>28544082
>air con pump
you mean a fan?
>>28543876
I used to feel like that but once you realise half the people in there are either fat or skinny as fuck you feel a bit better.
I've got some wine downstairs,
Feel like it's abit too late to open it now though.
Hows everyones evening? I actually don't feel that shitty today.
>>28544139
Air con runs on a pump mate
>>28544106
My friend said the same ting but also said when they break, the parts cost a bit.
>>28544111
Can't do that. I actually like this car and It's sadly on finance. Only got another year to pay off though.
>>28544139
I mean the actual pump. Bloke at the garage said there was still gas in it but the pump was broke. I know he ain't fucking me over cause my uncle owns the garage
>>28544140
yeah a lot there are middle aged people and fatties i can just ignore them, just a lot of big laddy lad types i know go there and will want to have bants with me when i just wanna get on with it
>he masturbates with his dominant hand
>>28543962
>Do you have to queue up?
Just wait or do something else until what you want is free. Usually there is enough of them unless it's something special or a cheap gym.
>What do you wear?
Shorts and a T-shirt. I'm pretty autistic so I arrive in my gym clothes and get changed/shower at home.
>How do the machines work?
This is the hardest part, some are obvious but proper technique is still important. I would stick to the simple machines until you get a feel of the place and can tell whether there are any staff members or someone else you can ask.
Tell me about yourselves, /britfeel/. Who are you? What is your story? Thousands of us come here daily, and yet we leave no impact upon eachother. Each and everyone one of us has our own life. I want to know abut your hardships, your triumphs, and memories. Could I have ever met one of you in real life in passing, or maybe you're really my best friend. I wonder how many before us that have shared this little general on this tiny board on this slice of the internet have passed away.
>>28544162
Its never too late for wine anon
>>28544205
Let me guess, you're a lefty who does everything except writing with your weaker hand?
>>28541456
Can Irish people join too, /britfeel/? I'm drinking alone too,
We're all Europeans here, right?
>>28544293
>We're all Europeans here, right?
Well we're not at all and neither are you really.
>>28544293
Only if you reunite with the uk and pledge your will to the queen
Movie night lads here you go
>>28544254
No, I'm a righty who does everything righty. But righty is dominant for a reason, and lately I've noticed lefty has a gentler touch.
>>28544315
>Irish and British
>Not European
Yes we are. If we're not European, then the word means fuck all.
>>28544324
How about you just give us back the North instead? Not even ye lads want Unionists or the North.
>>28544220
>Thousands of us come here daily
Hundreds
I am a Poleaboo of sorts
>>28544466
>How about you just give us back the North instead?
NEVAR NEVAR NEVAAAAR !!!
>>28544481
42 actually
this thread anyway
>>28544466
>>Irish and British
>>Not European
>Yes we are. If we're not European, then the word means fuck all.
European refers to those who live on mainland europe and we don't
>>28544505
Counting lurkers and those from the previous thread...
using my sisters hairstraightners as a means to heat up my room
so far i haven't noticed any difference in the temputure
>>28544220
>thousands
Anon, there are 40 people who post on /r9k/. 15 of them are brits and they do 90% of the posting on /britfeel/.
There's you, me and 13 others. And we're not all on at the same time.
Anyone else hate selling things on Gumtree? Even when you state "Will not be selling any lower" you still get a bunch of low class trash with their terrible grammar expecting 50% off as if you're as desperate as they are.
>>28544563
43 people in the past 3 hours, most likely more than that on average though
>>28544583
What you selling?
Is bladerunner a good film?
I remember watching the first 20 minutes but it was really boring.
>>28544637
The book is way better
>>28544637
Stick with it gets good
>>28544595
Gaming PC, wanna rebuild.
Who /normie/ here?
huh that's not original
>>28544675
As much as I hate saying that sentence I agree
>>28544703
not you
>>28544703
Its not original because there are hundreds of fags like you
>>28544716
You don't have to tell me man, I already know.
At least I have my bf
>>28544757
Fuck you man
>tfw no bf in to philip k DICK
B...bu... But do I have to be a Brit to drink here?
Nigii has started a blog
m8s I swear I just got redirected to an interstitial ad when loading an image in a thread
I'm too drunk now to think about it very hard and can't make it happen again but will leave this post here in case anyone else encounters a similar thing, I think it was some dating app purporting itself to be "better than Tindr"
But I'm going to bed now anyway
If it's a browser hijacker I may as well just kill myself I suppose, but I wouldn't put it past Hiroshimoot to implement some shit like this
>Vote for a boat's name
>Winning nominee is dismissed for no reason
>Vote to leave EU
>???
>>28544799
Shit really link?
>>28544819
Do you know me?
>>28544790
My bf loves sci-fi and all the stuff I like, its a dream come true.
If only we lived closer.
Man I wish I was a writer, I would love to make something that could make people feel something.
>>28544833
I'm always watching mate
always
>>28544790
I'm here fampaino homo
>>28544857
Do you actually want to see my blog?
>>28544812
Who says the vote will be to leave? ;)
>>28544520
>European refers to those who live on mainland europe and we don't
Ah, no. We are European. The British Empire was the largest European force in the world for ages. We are islands of the coast of Europe, but we are still considered part of Europe.
So, if France was suddenly separated from mainland Europe tomorrow, would you say France and her people weren't European anymore?
>>28544490
Fuck off, Paisley. Go back to rotting in your grave. I would spit on it if I could.
>>28544846
>its a dream come true.
Did you really need to rub it in?
tfw could do with a nice bf desu.
>>28544896
If it's any consolation, I still hate myself, and my life is going nowhere.
I can only hope.And cuddle my bf
>>28544928
Hey junlad, im glad were mates now
>>28544846
How exactly did you meet? Where do I get my own bf?
>>28544894
No surrender desu
>>28544954
i'm mates with everyone here, though only the film night lads really interact with me.
>>28544894
>So, if France was suddenly separated from mainland Europe tomorrow, would you say France and her people weren't European anymore?
Well yes if massive forces moved france it would no longer be in europe, but of course it would have very deep connections and may still be considered european for a long time afterwards.
In the UK we are not european in the same way most of the people of europe are european, the whole not being connected has made differences
>>28544955
Met right here on /britfeel/
Can't believe I actually met up with him, but I guess it worked out.
>>28544942
Not really any consolation since my life is shit and no bf
I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep now
>>28544883
Yeah alright m8 why not I was just messing with you originally
>>28545023
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/
Please be nice.
>>28544984
well now that im a regular at film night we can become even better friends
>>28545013
How does that happen? I thought all these gay lot meet ups here were memes
>>28545111
You are falling for bait homo
>>28545093
on a scale of 1-10 how into guys are you, j-just to know, for a friend.
>>28545111
I got lucky and desperate enough to met someone who was willing to take a 4 hour train to met me.
>>28545093
Thanks your blog seemed alright to me
Try drinking loads of water before eating by the way it fills you up easier that's how I lost weight seems retarded but it works
>>28545148
Did you fug him?
oc fuckers
>>28545139
Why junlad??
Why does your mate want to know?
>>28545215
he is homosex hahaha what a bender hahaha.
>>28545093
Fuck man, I live right next to a park and I never want to go out in it at night because it's pretty much pitch black. sometimes I think it'd be chill to just walk and jam with the ducks but you know can't because don't want to get shanked by some random.
>>28545208
Technically no, we just have nude cuddles.
It's makes everything seem so much better.
>>28545272
>>28545233
>>28545151
You should keep an eye on my blog, might have another rodgers in the making
>>28545300
Did you touch each others peepees?
>>28545300
So your bf doesn't even want to fug you hahaha
>>28545326
yes, we do that
>>28545397
Thats gay doe senpai
>>28545435
Wait, it is?
Ah fug
>>28545397
which one of you fags has the bigger dick?
>>28545464
I think he does.
I'm taller by an tiny bit though.
He's a friggin manlet.
>>28545519
no, you are both manlets.
Been invited to a party but it would require walking there at half 1 in the freezing cold and I think they invited me as a joke
>>28545659
That's a pretty shitty time to go to a party I think.
You never know though, might be worth it.
>>28545519
WHERE DO I GET MY OWN BF TELL ME NOW NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28545720
r u gay or sommit?
>>28545720
On /britfeel/ lad. He said he want to blow a cute boy wearing girls clothes and I said 'okay'
i want to blow a cute boy wearing girls clothes
>>28545770
fuck off puff
>>28545753
well dont we all, you selfish so and so.
>>28545753
>and I said 'okay'
Why would you say yes to an offer like that? Might very well have been a skinhead rapist.
>>28545827
Yeah I felt kind of stupid replying, but it turned out well.
>be me, 26
>be girl, 16
>she's cute and kind to me
>makes a change to all the other trash around my age
>what do?
I'm starting to think we shouldn't leave the EU, lads. Maybe we shouldn't just give up on it. We should get in there and start taking charge of it more. We should make it work.
We really should lead it but there is no fucking way in hell that France, Germany, Belguim, etc. would accept us in charge.
Can't just give up, though.
>>28545851
Did he blow your peepee?
>>28545895
Surely letting the pig fucker have full control is worse?, unless based boris is next pm
>Stray cats outside hissing and screaming at eachother for a long period of time
>Woman comes out of one of the flats and at the top of her voice screams
>SHUUUUU UUUUP
>MY KIDS ARE TRYIN A SLEEP
I can understand the shut up, but was there a need to add the second part?
>>28546055
why can you understand the shut up? they are cats, they won't understand english
>>28546055
Did they shut up? I'm pretty sure cats don't speak english.
>>28546077
im sure this solved the problem
>meow
>>28545914
He might have.
>>28546065
>>28546077
Someone raising their voice in an attempt of stop the situation, can just about understand it, but I don't get why she added the second part because I'm fairly certain cats don't speak english.
Mind you this is all overlooking the irony of what the woman did and said.
>>28546113
No regrets bout that? Im worried id be in a situation like that and be thinking fug, i don't think im a homo on second thoughts
>>28545945
Shit, Cameron in charge of the whole thing. He'd sell it out to america within 15 minutes, then quit and live on his private island in the caribbean.
>>28546194
I can't speak for everyone, but I didn't find it that bi of a deal.
Cuddling is amazing man. Just makes me feel so at ease.
>>28545893
depends how you know her desu
senpai just noticed me! yay!
>>28546292
i also appreciate a good cuddle lad.
>>28546371
I also enjoy playing on my vita while he cuddles me and watches.
Got him into danganronpa actually.
Yeah, and again, and again, oops, there we go again
We messed up once
I messed up twice
How many times are we gonna try again
Girl it's like round and round we go
[hustle] I'd prefer if you left me alone
'Cause I can't take the pain and my heartbeat feels like an 808
I'm a walking disaster
Don't wanna hurt you that's why you got to go
Destruction like fire on the ground
Thats why you got to go, oh oh oh ohhh
Yeah
See the fussin and fightin, lets not
Before I see red, lets stop
This here's really the end of
I'ma find cupid and put him in a headlock
Now why did you pick on me
Why let the pretty bird shit on me
I don't need good luck but I need good love
Thats a girl that will stand by me
Look honey I didn't diss you
Therefore I shouldn't have to miss you
And now I feel like Saturdays are weaker
Me and my heart got crazy issues
And my girl it's like round and round we go,
[hustle] I'll prefer if you left me alone
'Cause I can't take the pain
And my heartbeat feels like an 808
>>28546393
making me feel quite alone desu lad.
>>28546340
I work in one stop lol, she's always in smiling at me.
>>28546473
>>28546473
If you are actually considering dating a 16 year old kill yourself
>>28546473
>>28546473
>>28546403
you do the same with azulad you puff
>>28546492
Unless you're a jealous girl who's approaching the wall, I don't see how this affects you.
What are you guys listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
>>28546522
i'm 23 and would fuck a 14 year old given the chance
go ahead m8
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>>28546126
I assume it's so that if others hear her shouting, they understand the context. A neighbor being noisy for no reason gets hate.
>>28546537
Prty chill if I dont say so
https://youtu.be/FZwDgkVGIsY
My first PC had an 8gb hard drive
>>28546537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0B17ZuyD-w tbf lad.
i have cold feet
>had a wank and fell asleep at 10pm
>wake up now
Water way- to have a good time
>>28547113
Don't worry, chap, I believe in you!
Or put on some socks, whichever is more appropriate.
>>28547473
Six hours is fine, go do something that's not shitposting.
>>28548593
>go do something that's not shitposting
Gonna play Destiny desu
>>28546554
Has no-one noticed this yet.
Just watched Deep Blue Sea
it's okay
>>28549025
He's likely so cripplingly retarded it's not worth sweating over.
Get up, you slag.
Who else /still drinking/?
>>28551164
Drinking is bad for you though.
Had a maccies breakfast wrap lads.
Feeling comfy.
>>28552624
>maccies
Is that a british knockoff of maccas?
>>28552676
Maccies (mack-ees) is slang for McDonalds.
>>28552717
Maccas is australian slang for mcdonalds
>>28541905
>>28541843
We got both you're respective waifus.
Pay up, nerds, or we'll do lewd things to them.
>got woke up with really loud bangs last night
>way louder than a firework or a car misfire
>sleep with room facing main road, so tonnes of sound, drunk assholes and i never get woken up by that
>hear housemates calling police as they were convinced it was gunfire
>this was around 12.30pm
>police say they are aware, this was the 20th complaint of gunshot that night already
Have to love Shottingham, least the rents cheap in this shit end of town
>tfw friends let you hug them
>tfw they're unaware it's because of emotional issues where all I want is physical contact
>>28554280
>tfw everyone wants to hug and kiss me constantly
>tfw I despise the physical contact
Let's do swapsies
>>28554280
>tfw I don't have friends to hug
>>28554471
>kiss
gee I dunno about that anon
Taken up smoking lads, are you proud of me?
>>28554497
I love askingpeople why they started smoking.
I've heard gems like
>I enjoy the taste
>to be social
They never admit that they start because they think it makes them look cool. That's the only reason anyone starts smoking, to fit in.
>>28554540
That's exactly why I did it.
Although I'm so anxious that I only do it in my shed where no one can see me, but it still makes me feel cool.
>>28554540
That's not why I do it. I'm a outcast. I do it out of boredom.
>>28554540
I smoked my first day which was a menthol that I stole off my mum out my bedroom window at night on my own.
Who was I trying to impress anon? You're a fucking retard lmao
>>28554584
>>28554581
Hahahah here they come.
>I thought I was a badass smoking on my own like some lone wolf out of cowboy bebop
>>28554540
>not liking the taste
are you a child?
>>28554613
Mm yeah love the taste of fag ash mate delish. It's like licking the pub carpet yum yum
>>28554601
I started self destructively desu, more like problem drinking really
>>28554626
>thinking smoking fags is the same as licking fag ash
How's school going lad?
>>28554613
>the taste of cigars is for refined gentlement only
*sips bourbon*
*puffs pipe*
*tips nightcap*
>>28554601
whatever. But not everyone does it to fit in.
>>28554677
I'm not claiming they do. I said that's why they start, which is true.
They continue to do it because they're addicted.
>>28554713
>claiming with 100 percent certainty that wanting to fit in is the reason 100 percent of people smoke
Sweeping statements are inherently stupid
>>28554713
Yup, one toke and you're hooked for life!
Ooga booga!
>>28554752
Unless you've 80 years old then yeah, you thought you were hot shit by smoking. Now you're just pathetic.
>>28554752
Pretty sure it's the same anon who comes here every saturday with a chip on his shoulder trying to cause arguments, just ignore him and hopefully he'll fuck off
>>28554763
Sounds like you could use a ciggie mate, I'll save you twos
>>28554779
>everything I don't like is one person
Help Poleaboo pick his girl name
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
>>28554936
alright maddie
>inb4 poleaboo mentions it's his birthday
>>28554950
Probably going for Monica
/lgbt/ preferred that name, while /brit/ preferred Madeline
>>28554936
>Poleaboo pick his girl name
What for?
>go to uni
>think i will try to be a decent person to my flatmates
>tell them they can use my shit in the kitchen, including toastie maker
>put my tv in the living area, say they can all use it
>toastie maker gets raped every weekend, covered in minging shit by about 20 people, left on all night, not cleaned etc.
>tv gets taken into someone's room without him asking, keeps it there for weeks
That's what I get for trusting people I suppose
>>28541798
We're an institution
Britfeels are unique
>>28555057
The sad? They probably think youre just an idiot for trusting them, theyre not greatful at all youre this "nice" to them, youre their fool
>>28554936
Shouldn't it be something like Sunita or Ganjita or whatever the fuck pakis like to call their women?
>>28555057
Uni students are like that. It's the first time most of them are away from home so shit will never be cleaned.
You're an idiot.
>>28555057
>tv gets taken into someone's room without him asking, keeps it there for weeks
There's a difference in being a decent person and being a total mug. Did you not knock on his door asking for it back as soon as you noticed?
>>28555095
I'm a pathetic cuck. I just went in and took it back when I left. Lucky his door was unlocked or I would have been fucked
>>28555095
Bro you dont even watch it, what you need it for?
>>28555057
Protip: "You can use it" = "It's yours"
>>28555075
I wasn't really looking for gratitude, just thought it would be a decent thing to do
Holy shit lads Doom 4 is pretty intense
Think it's giving me motion sickness desu
>>28555057
You sounds like a normie, no sympathy from me
>>28555123
Nah lad, barely left my room. Just forced myself to interact with people in the first couple of weeks, I had dreams of normiehood
>>28555107
That's more weirder.
>>28546554
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Rekt
>>28555136
Yeah but I was leaving so fuck it. Not like I'm going to see them again, and he took it without asking in the first place
Want to buy some weights for a home gym, ideally future proof. Any ideas?
>>28555132
I remember when I got to uni in my first year, had all kinds of dreams and fantasies of becoming a normie. In the end I stayed in my room all day, too scared to come out even for food, ended up dropping out and becoming full time neet.
>>28546554
>banned for having an opinion
This place really has gone to the dogs.
>>28555132
When I was in first year accommodation i agreed to go to a club with my flatmates because I was desperate to establish friendship. Had a shit time, thought at least that's over. Then a couple days they wanted to do it again. Came up with excuses each time, till eventually they stopped asking. I got so isolated from the rest of them that by the end of the year I didn't even bother saying goodbye when we moved out, I just quietly packed up and left
>>28555156
That's exactly what happened to me lad. The more my flatmates made friends and brought people back, the more I stayed in my room.
My lowest point was when I literally didn't eat all day because there were people in the kitchen.
>>28555150
i bought a cheap set from argos for 20 quid and look at me
>>28555150
Get one of those pull up bars that fit in your door that can be taken down at a moments notice.
>>28555174
Also happened to me, funny how robots seem to have such similar experiences at uni.
Even when I was pissed the club made me feel intensely uncomfortable.
>>28546554
>user was banned for this thoughtcrime
wew lad
>>28555181
My door frame can't take my weight, I'm almost 130kg. Mostly muscle.
>>28555196
New janitors are on a power high. About half will get kicked out by the end of the week.
>>28555193
I just cannot understand why it's the number one thing for normies to do on Saturday nights. You stand outside in the cold queuing for half an hour, pay about a tenner just to walk in the door, then get deafened by shit music unable to hear each other talk while you sip 8 quid cocktails. Sure it's more fun when you're off your face, but then so is pretty much anything
>>28555193
Clubs are so shit. Went to them a few times with flatmates in the first year trying to make friends. I don't get clubbing. Stand around awkwardly dancing for an hour, then try to talk to someone but can never hear them, go outside for a bit, stand around outside, then go back inside to bob back and forth to shit music. I really don't get it.
I'm sure there are turbo normies who don't get clubbing either and only go because they don't want to be left out.
>>28555220
That's a shame mate. They are a pretty solid investment though should you ever get one.
>>28555257
I'm convinced about 80% of the people who go clubbing only do it because it's what everybody else does and they can't think of anything else to do
>>28554936
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
come on monica!
>>28555280
same reason people start smoking, yeah
>>28555289
Fuck off lad, much better banter if he names himself after maddie mccann
>>28554936
You want a name for your fictional character's female persona?
You have truly lost it.
>>28555307
But monica gallagher....
Glad that dude got banned, I was the one saying a 26 year old wanting to fuck a 16 year old is fucked in the head
>>28555340
It's not fucked in the head at all.
A woman's prime is about 5 years after she finishes puberty. I'm sure you've seen the graph that maps a woman's attractive to men by age, and it stops increasing at 21.
So why is that? It's because that's when they're most fertile which your subroutines pick up on, hence why you find them attractive.
I'm 27 and would love to fuck an ( age appropriate) girl
>>28555363
Well ive never found a 16 year old attractive before, except when I was 16 myself.
But even if that is the case you dont fuck a girl that still has to wear school uniforms thats just wrong
>>28555375
Obviously you'd need to undress her.
>>28555375
>Well ive never found a 16 year old attractive before, except when I did
Moron
>>28555375
>no 16 year olds look older
either very hungover or still very pissed lads
>>28555392
>>28555382
When I was a kid, you grow outta that phase if you are not fucked in the head you pathetic manchilds
>>28555410
You grew out of girls? Alrighty faggot.
>people start to lose interest in my story
>transition into a woman
ah yes... most impressive
>>28555406
you'll be a great catch for some lucky girl one day lad
lads how much roughly should you have saved before you move out?
>>28555307
>after maddie mccann
fuck didn't think of that
>tfw you can't change your vote
>>28555417
h-ha ha
original co
>>28555417
>thinking normie standards of success matter here
>>28555430
Depends on how much your job pays. If you have 21k plus job you could move out regardless of your savings into a shitty flat.
>>28546554
Fuck me, this site has needed a banned post to have a mod edit which states the specific reason for banning for years now and for shit like this. Even citing rules in smaller text, nothing personal, would be enough.
Hey janny: go fuck yourself.
Hey hotpocket: go fuck yourself.
>>28555534
21k not likely, council housing it is i guess.
>>28555430
The bare minimum would be first months rent and the deposit/fees for a flat.
I wouldn't be comfortable with moving out with less than 2 months costs on top of that.
If it isn't too bad with your parent you might want to consider staying for a while. I built up 10k before moving
>>28555706
>council housing it is i guess
Good luck with that
Drinking alone too in finland
Thoughts on these dresses I bought?
>>28555156
>>28555132
Poleaboo tried and failed at the start of every academic year
By the end he just accepted it, was using pissjugs more than the actual toilet
>>28555132
>>28555156
>>28555174
Sounds like my uni experience. And to make it worst, I ended up with an ordinary degree.
>>28555783
Same here but I ended up falling very slowly over 3 years
>>28555706
been on the list for 7 years for a council flat
>>28555749
You picked the nicest ones out of the selection.
>>28555749
Everything in the first column looks pretty cute. Some of the others you didn't buy look hideous.
>>28555838
>>28555813
Yeah, I had some help picking them out
>>28555806
Christ right, that's out of the window. Looks like my only options are to save up 10k and move out of London to where houses are cheaper.
>>28555706
Best to stay at home then desu.
>>28555749
>was using pissjugs more than the actual toilet
That's why you get an ensuite lad. Was a godsend for me uni years. Extra cost but not like I needed the money to go out or anything.
>>28555793
Same lad. Fucked it up after 3 years. Now I'm a neet.
Don't really mind all that much, just want a stress free comfy job. Money isn't important since I'll be staying at home for the foreseeable future anyway.
>>28555921
I rented privately
Uni accommodation was far to expensive
120 per week for halls
150 per week with an ensuite
iirc
400/month privately
>>28555855
Why do you want to move out?
>>28555921
I had a sink in my room, very handy for the odd piss
>>28555942
Feel bad for my folks, moms retired, dads only one with a job, brothers 25+ still at home. Sometimes I wonder how much of a burden I'll be if I don't try and get out asap.
>tfw I want to go outside and do things but doing them alone seems depressing
>>28555963
What do normies even do when they "go out"?
>>28555963
Go watch a film man, enjoy a subway.
>>28555973
I wan to go to a play but even just eating food that isn't a takeaway or in silence alone at home.
Go to the cinema or anything like that, or down the pub for a pint
>looking for a new monitor
>everything is in inferior 16:9
>>28544894
European = Homosexual
>>28555962
Do you have a job? Find some kind of career before moving out desu.
cockneys dying out in londonistan
>>28555962
And don't move out until you are getting a mortgage. Renting is a rat trap and you'll never climb out of it.
>>28556059
>The Daily Mail
ah yes, not biased at all
>>28556099
>le daily FAIL huehuehue
>>>/tsr/
>>28556099
>BBC documentary
Fucking mong.
>>28556075
You can find a dump to rent if you don't mind houemates.
I pay 325 for rent with all bills on top its only about 400.
I can still save quite a bit.
Most mortgages are retarded to organize anyway they want you to have a big income but they try to get you to stretch repayments as much as possible so a big deposit is not always needed.
>>28556113
>I will never own my own home
I mean if you want to live with the fact that you can get turfed onto the street at a moment's notice and only have one room to yourself then fine.
>>28556059
>>28556099
I remember on the radio once that cunt evans had this old cockney guy in and evans was pretending he wasn't a spineless shit saying how horrible it was cockney rhyming slang was dying out. The old guy said it was because of all the immigrants displacing people. Of course evans cut him off and then spent the next 20 minutes making reference to how crazy he must have been to believe in a fact.
Disgusting scum desu
>>28556127
Well yes why would I pay loads of money for an eternal debt just to make some jews wealthy when it will probably be taken away from me anyway.
I also have a contract with my landlord, and since I'm not a debt slave I have cash to live somewhere else if I had to.
I may also buy my own place at some point but it will be an outright payment that I can afford.
Even then I would much rather have a load of money i the bank/investments and live off the interest than a shitty house
>it's a mortgage vs renting episode
For the love of fuck, nobody cares.
Just had a really good wank lads. Haven't had a good one in a few weeks.
>>28556270
material? everything bores me lately desu
>>28556270
Fucked my gf 30 mins ago now shes making lunch
>>28556059
BBC documentary saying anything about whites becoming a minority.
AS IF
>>28556301
It was 2 old ugly men fucking a short haired teen looking chick. Don't think people here would be into it.
Guys, if you want to cycle on the road, please maintain a speed of at least 15mph.
>>28556058
Hopefully this year I can start working full time in some shitty entry IT job, doubt I'll make much money though.
>>28556075
I honestly doubt I'll ever be able to afford any house where I live near London, every time parents tell me how much cheaper houses were back in their day I cring internally.
>>28556059
>one of the worst aspects of english culture is dying out
What next, morris dancing?
good riddance to bad filth
>meant to be colder than mother Russia this weekend.
its already Saturday.
>>28556422
Alright rasheed some needs serving get back to your shop
>>28556421
>Hopefully this year I can start working full time in some shitty entry IT job, doubt I'll make much money though.
So for your first job as a robot you want to get in to one of the most competitive entry level type of work?
>>28556422
Have to agree. What's the difference between scum pakis and scum lower class cockneys? Not much apart from the whole not eating pigs.
>>28556455
It's not like I've got much choice, I've spent last couple years trying to get a degree in compsci because I feel for the meme.
if I ended up not using it I'd really just rather off myself.
>>28556443
>xD anyone who isn't a raging fascist is indian kek
No, I just appreciate that cockney rhyming slang is absolutely the worst dialect of all time
>>28542979
>how the fuck is he on tv again
By repeating media establishment ultra-leftist postitions
>>28556471
If you have a degree that's a different story. I thought you were one of those people trying to get into IT without a degree. Entry level IT jobs aren't hard but even they require degrees now.
>went out with people from work
>guy there who eats chads for breakfast
>former rugby player, 6'5, ex army officer, probably has a 12 inch penis, gorgeous girlfriend
>sat with me in the corner of a bar
>talks to me about women
>"i don't respect them at all. They're fucking retards, mate. My girlfriend is completely stupid, she just doesn't have any idea about anything. Every girl is like that. I have never met a female that wasn't a moron."
>don't know if its just the drink talking
>tell him that his girlfriend seems really nice
>"she is honestly the stupidest person i know"
>tfw he could say all this and people will still respect him but if i even said a tenth of it i would probably end up in prison
>making a liver, onion, bacon, mushroom & ale casserole later
can't fucking wait lads
>>28556495
That's the dream, someday's I wish I did trade instead, became and electrician or something.
but I'm sure plenty of lads say something similar just got to try to make the best of it. Cheers for the advice mate, I'll start saving as soon as I can.
>>28555340
FUCK OFF THOUGHT POLICE
I'D FUCK A 16 YEAR OLD ALL DAY EVERYDAY IF I GOT THE CHANCE
>>28556505
Why is he dating her then? Cheaper to see escorts if he only cares about the sex.
>>28556495
A degree doesn't help too much.
Loads of people have a CS degree and are fighting for the same entry IT jobs.
But those jobs are so simple you don't need a IT degree to do them so they often end up being given to a woman or chad who knows someone and then they just give them a bit of training
>>28556660
Most of the time for IT, even entry level, experience trumps degrees by a mile. Problem is nobody will give you that experience, especially without a degree unless you have contacts who hook you up.
>>28556645
Because he can. How the hell would a guy like that show up somewhere with an escort?
This is why you losers will never get a girlfriend because you don't even understand yourselves. No guy is just going to take escorts out with people he works with.
Wandsworth councillor Rosena Allin-Khan selected as Labour's candidate in Tooting where Sadiq Khan stood down after becoming Mayor of London
2010 Equality Act covers
>Age
>Disability
>Gender reassignment
>Marriage and civil partnership
>Pregnancy and maternity
>Race
>Religion and belief
>Sex
>Sexual orientation
Nationality however is absent. Does this mean I can be refused a job for being British?
>>28556754
What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say he should take an escort out with you bellend. I meant fuck them for sex you fucking retard.
>said i'd order a pizza at noon
>flatmates being too loud so didn't
>said i'd order from paki takeaway at 2 as they are open now
>don't fancy one
>cant be fucked to go to the shops since too many normies will be out on a saturday
Looks like i'm not eating today lads.
I drink alone all the time. I get so lonely and depressed that I drown my sorrows for days at a time, and then when I stop drinking I have the most terrible withdrawal symptoms, so I sober up for a week, only to feel the loneliness pressing in on my again, and I end up back on the bottle again. A vicious cycle. :(
>>28556831
Remember to jus be urself ;)
>>28556831
you are an alcoholic and therefore a degenerate
>>28556831
There are less destructive escapism hobbies like anime or vidya senpai.
Bored as fuck.
Think I'll just smoke weed all day.
I wish I had somebody to do anything with.
>>28556831
Sounds like you're living the dream 2bh.
I'm supposed to have friends, but I know that they'll arrange something and won't contact me. I could message them, but then I'll get a non commital response where they say they don't know what they'll be doing but they'll keep in touch and let me know when they do. Of course they won't keep in touch, and if I want to be involved I have to call them back until one of them finally picks up and tells me what they're doing.
I don't get it, people seem to like me when I'm there, I get laughs and I'm always polite enough. I can handle and dish the bantz, I bring my own booze and don't mooch. Why don't people like me?
>>28556260
people who want to move out of their mum's gaff do you little cretin
>>28556939
where you at
fuck u robot oc
>>28556993
Be the one to arrange something instead.
>>28557020
Couple of mile south of Manchester.
>>28556993
I used to have friends like this. They never once invited me out, so I'd text them on a Friday night knowing they'd be going out. About two hours after sending the text they'd say they were already on the town and I could meet them at X. I get to X and they're not there. Half an hour later they show up and for the rest of the night they don't even speak to me or want anything to do with me. I was just following them around from bar to bar, being ignored. That was back when I was desperate for human interaction; I'm ashamed now that I did that to myself, but it's hard when you're lonely.
>>28556825
>flatmates being too loud so didn't
>>28557043
sorry lad, i'm too far
poleaboo was asking someone to hang out with a few weeks ago though and he's around your parts
>>28557057
I want the absolute minimum human interaction. They were being loud meaning they were out and about in the kitchen etc. Which is odd as usually on a saturday at noon, this place is quiet.
>>28557063
Come on, I'm not that desperate.
Gonna load up last night's HIGNFY. Hope it was good, this series has been shit so far.
>>28556825
>don't want to bump into flatmates
>buy a shit load of noodles
>have kettle in room
>eat nothing but noodles for weeks
>become noodle
>>28557087
Beggars can't be choosers. Take one for the team, you'll have some interesting stories to share with us after some time with poleaboo.
>>28557063
>You'l never hangout with poleaboo and see his cute dresses.
How do I make extra money on neetbux?
>>28557118
Fake a disability and get on esa.
>>28557129
I get 103 per week for anxiety & depression, and while it's true that I have both I am still capable of working, just not certain types of jobs such as customer service. In one respect it's good, but in another you feel kind of pathetic. I've got a job interview next week, though (my first in two years), so wish me luck guys.
>>28555749
they're actually quite cute, way better than your heart covered purchases
>>28556463
>What's the difference between scum pakis and scum lower class cockneys?
cockneys have pubs not just Subway and milkshake/ice cream parlours
>>28557236
I post regularly on /lgbt/ now
The heart covered purchases and pink stuff in general is a big no-no
It's what "hons" go for
>>28557115
>you'll never put the dresses on and look cute in them making poleaboo feel even more like shit about himself
>>28557164
>not working a manual labour cash in hand job on the side as well as claiming bennies
It's like you don't even want to cheat the system
america btfo
>>28556635
I just lost all respect for you, not talking to you on movie night anymore
>>28556825
>made a huge batch of chili yesterday
>came to around 5 quid for 5 good servings
>just made a batch of pasta salad that ill be eatings with spinach plus fresh fruit and nuts as a lunch throughout the week
>have 10 quid spare so i buy a pack of stella since its the weekend
takeout and ready meals are literally retarded
>>28557315
Rather kill myself than work manual labour.
>>28557378
Weak mind and a weak body
Darwin has plans for you
Does anyone else have an xbox here?
You know when you have to download games or update them It sops all the other devices in my house from being able to connect to the internet, it was only a 3gb update.
Does this happen to anyone else?
My brother just got mad and cancelled it at 97% because he couldnt get on facebook
>>28557043
Poleaboo will gladly hang out with you if you're up for it
Not too sure what we would do though
>>28557404
No, seems like something is up with your router, or you have really low bandwidth.
>>28557431
Most be shit bandwith, fuck bt
>>28557404
Sounds like you have shit internet to me.
off to a gallery desu
top tier cyborg activity, get to look at cool shit, not many normies, quiet and chilled, lots of smart qts to stare at
>>28557424
I'm good thanks, lad. Decided to burn my weekend on TF2.literally pyro main
Just finished helping my dad cut the crass and hedges. Going to have a cider now. Don't know what to do for the rest of the day.
>>28546615
My first pc had an 800mb hard drive with a 100mhz processor and a mighty 8mb of ram. Thems were the days. Graphics cards didn't even exist back then.
>>28557479
Faggot activity.
>>28557486
Why dont you suck your dad off some more?
Faggot
>>28557507
Fuck I remember back in the day my friend had a PC before anyone else it had Windows 95 and one of my friends said 'you know one day hard drives will be 1gb' and no one would believe him.
>>28557551
Too busy sucking your dad off mate he pays better.
>>28557569
Ohh nice burn man!
still gay though faggot
>>28557479
I was thinking about going to one today too but now its too late
>>28557293
>You will never go the gym with poleaboo and watch him only do Pilates.
>>28557293
This was a very mean comment, downvoted!
>>28557806
>Pilates
Thanks for reminding me of the Polish girl
>in the end poleaboo couldn't get the girl
>becomes a girl himself
Jesus fuck this guy.
Girl is on holiday to Hong Kong & China
She's current in HK and updating her facebook multiple times per day
Gonna be in for a surprise when she gets to the mainland
>>28557888
More like
>realised people weren't buying his story
>made it more ridiculous to compensate
>went as far as posting his dick in a cage
>>28557806
>>28557877
Oh do fuck off
>>28557888
Poleaboo never "wanted" the girl, he just wanted to be her friend
This is a very natural progression
>>28557900
>went as far as posting his dick in a cage
you mean pictures of this exist online?
>>28557806
>Pilates
One time I was at work and this person had to deliver some documents to secure his mortgage but then his wife rang me and told me he couldn't make it because he has to teach his Pilates class and it would be embarrassing for him if he was late.
>>28557891
>getting cucked by tiny asian dick
Literally why
>>28557942
Pilates > mortgage
What in the fucking blue hells.
>>28557922
They do indeed. It's still in the archive too.
>>28557922
As usual there's no proof that it's actually him, unlike the pics of him dressed up where you can compare the wallpaper and shit
>>28557981
You mean pictures of him "dressed up" exist online?
>>28557980
why the fug did i click that
>>28558004
He just bought a new batch of dresses to pose in for us.
>>28557980
>>28558032
Hahahahah
Jesus Christ
>>28558032
Shave your hands you fucking ape.
>>28558042
>>28558044
>hair hands
he didn't want people to get suspicious
>>28557980
Thats not his he told us in the movie night.
>>28558032
>>28558075
My fucking god, that is disgusting.
>>28558075
>>28558032
There is a board for people with mental disorders
>>>/lgbt/
>>28558032
Dirty, smelly, hairy hijra.
>>28558099
There's a board for tedious little edgelord teenagers
>>>/pol/
>>28558075
Why doesn't he just tell people he's cycling or swimming. or fuck even that he's cooking more and the hair fucks up what he's cooking.
Arsenal win the FA Cup
>start work a month ago, earn more than I get on bennies.
>Get a letter from DWP today telling me they are going to give me bennie money anyway.
Good start to the weekend.
>>28558183
>Why doesn't he just tell people he's cycling or swimming
I'm sure this would be believable considering he never leave his room
>>28558208
>women's "sports"
>>28558212
Why?
I could do with some free bennies
>>28558225
If he never leaves his room why is he worried people will see his fucking hands
>>28558212
Youll have to pay it back lad
>>28558233
Apparently they didn't consider the first 100 odd of your earnings and reduce your bennies by 65p for every pound over the amount they don't consider. Still strange as I still earned more than I would get on bennies when taking that into account. Long story short, UC is far superior to Jobseekers.
>>28558268
Nah, I rang them up to make sure and the letter they sent to let me know was accurate with the amount I earned.
>>28558249
I'm guessing he means his parents/siblings.
>>28558323
How much are you earning?
>>28558345
7.20 an hour working 40 hours a week as a temp. But i'll be earning more next month as the company are making me permanent and I won't have to give the agency a cut.
nothing left to do in life but masturbate.
Just saying the karate kid has to be one of the comfiest trilogies ever
Yes that means fuck you jayden smith
I'm thinking about ordering takeaway but I know I will get too much and have to smuggle the empty boxes out and will be ashamed
>>28558736
Well its nice for everyone to have a hobby i guess
good luck or something
>>28558640
They really are. 4th one is utter colossal wank though
Never bothered with the nigger version.
Thoughts on this wig, lads?
>>28559185
generic gook/10
Might as well request the new thread now seeing as how we were waiting almost a fucking hour last night.
>>28559185
Why are you doing this poleaboo? What's dressing like a girl get you?
>>28559211
The same reason every other loser does it
Internet validation
>>28559206
>how we were waiting almost a fucking hour last night.
Why didn't you make one then you fucking retard?
>>28559211
Not saying that it was Poleaboo that posted it but pleasure
And once you start dressing and collecting clothes you want to improve your collection and your base
Who will you be watching Eurovision with?
/britfeel/? /pol/? /int/? /brit/? /sp/?
>>28559211
Not pakipoo but If I were to guess it's because he's lost all hope on ever fixing his life, so he keeps looking into more degenerate things.
>>28559246
On my own as I will have to leave my computer behind
>>28559245
Are you going to transition all the way? Get hormones too poleaboo?
>>28559246
Poleaboo has been making threads on /mu/ for the semis
Don't enjoy the shitposting and racism on other boards
/int/ thread is also too fast
>>28559185
What's up with failed online personalities becoming women?
Bruce Jenner, Chris Chan, Cosmo, and now Poleaboo.
>>28559246
>watching eurovision
Mate.
>>28559287
Tilde too
>>28559315
Who is that?
I've not heard of before but I could have made this a one word post if it weren't for that cunt of a filter.
>>28559269
I'll see how I get on using my sisters make up before I decide on a course of action going forward
If you can't pass before HRT, you won't pass after it either
>>28559287
I've been gender dysphoric for as long as I can remember
>>28559281
Whiny Paki. It's Eurovision not shitskin-mudslime-a-vision
>>28559330
You haven't been on this general long have you?
>>28559332
You can never pass.
>>28559349
Been here longer than you kiddo.
>>28559349
Longer than you, you cheeky cunt.
>>28559334
Muslims won in 2011
Muslim won in 2012
Muslim is among the favourites this year
>>28559439
Russia's winning this year m8
>>28559461
I know but Ukraine was the top challenger before the semis
Now it's
Australia 7/1
France 9/1
Ukraine 10/1
Sweden16/1
>>28557556
Yup, funny thing was that pc of mine cost well over a grand 20 years ago. Phone's have more power than that now.
Also funnily enough on another topic, I've collected my first new PC today in 10 years. Well excited, but I've spent the last four hours backing up all the old files on this PC and haven't even plugged the new one in yet. I never knew keeping all the old shit would be so much boredom.
>>28559461
Not if the committe have anything to say about it.
>>28559365
>half the face is covered in beard and shadow
>>28559349
Been ere longer than you twat.
Alright lads, glorious day is it not? Got me some o' that Magners cider to finish off the afternoon. Too bad I only got 8 Squid in me account to last until Tuesday, otherwise I'd be finishin' off me evenin' with some right rum there.
>>28559522
Whatever you say paki boy. I'm sure it will go great like the rest of your plans always do.
>incredibly hungry
>not dinner time yet
>>28557888
>in the end poleaboo couldn't get the girl
>becomes a girl himself
Ahhh the Chris Chan Technique
>>28559349
Longer then you have fucker.
>>28559349
longer than you have matey
Found this the other day Robuts, couldn't help but laugh. Read the bottom right. Dem I's!
The sad thing, I actually felt the need to look this up. Failing with women is far too easy.
>>28559349
longer den u
Tildes blog
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/
>>28559774
>same writing style as poleaboo's
What a sad little man you are.
>>28559246
I wish /sp/ still had eventb owls, they were the best a few years ago
>>28559774
Though tilde was supposed to be a fatty, this blog sounds like a bunch of lies or fabricationsalso I had tilde as more of a tumblr user than a wordpress user. Wordpress is more of a pooloo thing
>>28559803
Tilde clearly took inspiration from Poleaboo, seems to be stealing entire sentences now too
>>28559856
Mmm yeah okay mate I'm sure it's not just another failed character you've come up with.
>>28559774
>tilde will never be friends with poleaboo, despite having so much in common
>>28559856
Tilde and pakipoo are the same person.
Why do women pull that stupid fucking face everytime they take a picture?
Not the duckface shit
The "Open my mouth like a fucking chimpanzee" face
>>28559989
>hy do women pull that stupid fucking face everytime they take a picture?
>
>Not the duckface shit
>
>The "Open my mouth like a fucking chimpanzee" face
>>28559989
post an example pls
>>28560013
fedorians are more of an American thing desu mate
this shitposting doesn't really work in britfeels because the only way we relate to the fedorian concept is by our experiences of US culture online.
someone make a new thread so we can meme more about transgender blogs, seriously let this shit die lads.
>>28560034
I've seen fedora wears in the england. There were two of them at my college. One would wear a suit too, fucking cringe worthy.
>>28560013
This pic is for you
>>28559989
It's called a smile you virgin weeb.
NEW THREAD
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>>28560034
Well said m8. I've never seen anyone wearing a fedora aside from that Doherty cunt: the guy from The Libertines.
