"Come on, anon, you can't run from living your life and having a good time forever. Come down to the club with me and the boys tonight, alright?
T-thanks Chad, sounds fun
>spends the next four hours standing in the corner sipping a beer
Thanks Tyrone. I can't wait to be surrounded by loud people I don't know and with whom I'll never have the courage to converse, all while simultaneously creeping them out by being "that guy."
Sounds like a good time alright.
>>28540572
>>28540497
Look, just take it easy and dance.
Gonna be playing all the hot tunes you never knew you loved tonight.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EkcQXjzn9NE
>>28540473
Chad roommate, yesterday night:
"So anon, I heard your door in the middle of the night, you were with a girl right? Was she hot?"
>no, that was just me
"How many girls have you brought back since you live here?"
>uh, n-none
"What the hell man, are you into guys? Aren't your balls going to explode or something"
Thanks Chad, there were other people in the room too who heard everything
>>28540717
>Aren't your balls going to explode or something"
That's where you say "no I just rub one out and it's all good you dingus."
>>28540786
Oh sure, like I was going to tell Chad about my masturbation habits with a girl in the room
>>28540473
Shit I'd go Tyrone looks like he'd be fun to hangout with.
>>28540825
lol you really are a beta.
>>28540473
>living your life
>clubbing
No thanks, Tyrone. I'm happy you've found something that truly fulfils you, but that's not for me.
>>28540850
I guess so
sorry
