I just shit my pants
And not just regular pants
My fucking pajama pants
I thought that "I thought it would be a fart" was just a meme
I already took a shower today, so my flatmate can get suspicious and I feel so dirty
But it gets worse.
Today I washed my towels
Each and every one of them
I haven't taken them out of the washing machine yet
JUST
>>28540210
just take a fucking shower you disgusting piece of shit
Just take a shower you fuck
>>28540210
Why don't you use a bidet?
post pic inside pants
>>28540210
Update: I took a shower from my waist down
Used my flatmate's towel
I'm putting pants into the washing machine along with some dark clothes and triple dose of washing liquid
I'm disgusted with myself even though that was an accident
It's not even like I needed to take a shit. Tried afterwards and I'm constipated or empty
>>28540210
Here, you sniveling fuck, a little step-by-step for you.
1. Draw a bath
2. Waddle to dryer and insert towels
3. Press "Start"
4. Climb into tub
5. Slit wrists
>>28540482
It was more of a wet fart than a shit, but it was brown on kleenex nonetheless
Most of it ran down my legs but there is a small stain on the inside
>>28540465
>>28540584
>Imblyign bidets in Yurop
>Imblyign dryer (not clothesline) in Yurop
Oh how I wish
>>28540648
lmao how old are you breh?
>>28540722
19
Serious cyborg uni student
Didn't shit myself since I was taught to poo in loo as a toddler
