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>Small dick thread!
Post feels and concern's.
>TFW don't wanna measure my dong to scarred.
>>28539889
My dong is average, but it is shaped like a boomerang and makes women scream. I've also tried it on a guy, they seem to have a g-spot too.
It must suck to have a small dick... All you can do is to get fucked by superior dicks. I mean, you're allready getting fucked over by superior dicks, that is your life man. If you're not cute and can't get a dickgirl or a seme bf you're in bad weather man.
When I'm flaccid my dick is like a half inch long and the head is sucked inside for some reason. My pubes get longer than my dick if I don't shave every month.
I fucking hate this shit.
Fat
Ginger
Short
Small Dick
Man Boobs
Poor
NEET
No friends
Family hates me
To pussy to KMS
>>28539952
Curved up or down anon?
>>28540045
Serious question, how do you shave? I take a trimmer to it but I'm terrified to take a razor to what I miss with the trimmer
I know this """""""meme""""""" gets spouted all the time, but if any of you lads are fat or even skinnyfat, you should consider getting in shape. I ended up losing an inch of length due to my gut and pelvic fat. I remember losing boners mid-fap because I would look at the pornstars dick, then look at my dick and just get plain sad.
Anyways, if any of you have been considering losing weight, maybe the fact that you can gain an inch back will motivate you. Worked for meI still haven't used it since losing the weight, but at least I can self-insert during porn sessions now
>tfw tiny pencil dick
>tfw even losing weight and gaining the 1/4 inch won't solve the fucking thumb-girth
>tfw one chance and fucked from the start
>>28539952
post dick, I think I've the same curve
>>28540135
Use a trimmer to start off, then let the razor work its magic. It can be scary if you're new to it, just shave against the grain and use your other hand to make better angles etc. The ballsack can be tricky, and usually requires the most amount of time.
t. not the person you replied to
>>28540278
I usually just trim the ballsack with those tiny scissors hairstylists use. It's a terrifying experience, every single time
>>28540130
Curved down, shaped like a boomerang. I can hit the g-spot from doggy. I hit it even better if they're standing. The fortunate shape is pretty much the only thing that has gotten me laid. It is my redeeming quality. But it is hard to sell, women don't get wet from hearing my dick is a fucking clothing hanger, unless it is from another girl.
>>28540323
>Tfw curved upwards and missionairy feels good for them
muh spot
>>28540297
i think you stop giving a fuck after a while, sure you should always be cautious but your technique gets better every time and it becomes more of a routine
>>28539889
My concern is that I'm tall. People kind of expect that my penis should be, at very least, 8 inches long. But it's barely more than 5. And because I'm tall, it seems even smaller than it actually is. Fuck.
Does 7in. By 5in. Sound like a good size. That is what I have
>>28539889
>concern's
you should be less "concern'd" about your small dick and more "concern'd" about your infinitesimal retard brain
>>28540485
No, you need to do the roflcopter, because you have to go against the direction of the vagina to hit the wall properly, sorry mate.
Good luck with that, your life will be hilarious.
>>28540608
In the same boat anon, tall guy with a small dick. I would easily trade inches of my height into my dick
I bought into the /r9k/ hype a few years ago telling me my dick is too small. But now I have a qt petite gf and she thinks my dick is massive. Probably because she has a hella tight pussy. But anyway, don't believe the hype. Not all women are size queens. And if you know what you're doing you can give a bitch the o with just your hands and mout
>>28540608
How tall anon?
This commentio is originalio
>>28539952
Thanks i wanna kill myself even more. I can't be with anybody or have sex. I have to live a shitty life all because my dick is to small and no girth.
I have no skill in anything i do and all i want to do is end it because deep down i know if i attempt any relationship it's going to end because my shitty small dick and i might even end up beating the shit out of her because all i do is bottle up emotions and take it out on the next person to piss me off for some petty reason.
I'm a complete wreck of a person and this post set me off...triggered if you will. I may end it tonight finally because of you and i pray i do because i'm fucking tired of this worlds society and all i want is for it to end or i blow my head off.
>>28540135
trimmer is way scarier mang. moving parts and all that.
I used to do the trimmer until I got sick of my sack getting pinched (bleeds like whoa). went to razor/cream, usually in the shower. works best if you keep the hair from getting too long. no regrets and my dong looks bigger
>>28540706
You sound like a virgin, lmao
>>28540950
i use a trimmer, except for on my sack and shaft, pinches suck
>tfw 5.5 incher
tfw
>>28539889
>tfw 8.25 inch length 6.75 inch girth
>never gonna get to bang a nice tight asshole
>>28539889
>no one posted their dicks yet
What a boring thread
>>28541083
post dick or it's not
>>28541117
I'm at work tho
>>28541158
go to the bathroom, in a stall
I have a life hack for trimming the hair on your balls. Take a washcloth and soak it in very cold water. Apply to ball sack. It will shrivel up and get tight. While it's like that all the hairs will be sticking up and the skin is tight so you don't have to go at it from different angles to avoid clipping the skin. You can trim it off with the clippers in 5 seconds easy.
>>28541207
if this thread is up when i get home ill post muh dick I'm leaving work in 20 mins
>>28541240
Just shave it it's much easier than you would think
>>28541325
Sounds like a plan to me use something for measurement aswell
>>28540668
I'm going to fucking whoop your ass little boy
>>28541375
Not everyone wants to be a baby smooth faggot shaving like a woman. Trimming is even easier than shaving and takes less time. It is also more masculine than shaving like a faggot.
>>28541434
shave the balls trim the rest this is GOAT manscaping
>When not erect is less than 1 inch
>When erect is less than 4 inches.
>Older sister laughed at me for having a small penis.
>I'm 18 and weight 100 kg.
>Fat and ugly as shit
>Asked and almost got a curcumcition
>Everyone said I shouldn't
>I ended up not getting one because no money from parents and their worries.
>Shy dependant fuck who only lives for the expectations of others.
>Mother spits the "Being a teen is hard" meme.
Sometimes I look at the train at the trainstation, and think about the joy in having my bones crushed by it. Sadly I don't want to cause delays.
>>28542260
Someone reverse image that raisin, I'm too disgusted
>>28542260
im sorry for you anon
thats just foreskin i dont recommend circumsicion unless you want to became a fembot
>>28542260
it looks like a small pile of french mustard. i mean, i'm in the same boat, but i make comparisons to make myself feel better when in reality i feel worse. but then again, I don't really care, women are pump and dump for me, and by the time you're naked and have eaten her out she either won't care or will be too socially obligated to let you fuck her to stop. so I get by.
>>28542260
yucky willy
>>28542260
I'm sorry man, I couldn't imagine how much it sucks to have a tiny dick. Cuz I have a pretty good sized dick. Must suck hella bad
>>28542341
>>28542341
become
originnale
>>28540749
>And if you know what you're doing you can give a bitch the o with just your hands and mout
spoken like a true cuck
>you will never satisfy a woman
Rolled over this morning to hug my pillow, cold as ice.
>>28541325
Post ya dick already
>>28542392
well anon, not the other guy, but I can tell this is something you feel proud about, perhaps you shouldn't, it's an arbitrary fact and considering you're never going to get laid it doesn't matter. it's a literal dick measuring contest.
>>28542378
When you think about it it does. It does suck.
Hope you have a nice day for having something that I don't.
>tfw exactly 6 inches
>>28540749
>>28542378
>ctrl+f "hella"
Quit lying faggot, your dick is average at best
>>28539952
tfw cute masochist with small dick. Getting fucked by superior dicks is the best.
I love it when they make fun of my small feminine dick.
>>28539889
5.5"x4.25"
Only used it twice and didn't have any complaints.
Don't really care if they made fun of it after, I had sex and that's so rare size is the least of my problems
>>28540135
if your pubes are long, scissor it down and then shave. don't shave full length pubes.
>>28539889
>used to think I'm 6.5 because measured from the side
>find out measuring from the top is the correct way
>barely 6 inches
>tfw
:( someone hug me
>>28542783
thats about average you fool you're fine
>>28542567
Dick is 6.5in. By 5in. So yeah
>tfw 6 inches at best
>tfw not super girthy
>i will never be chad thundercock
>>28542807
He is a cutfag retard
>>28539889
My dick is 7.2 by 5.5, I will never know what its like to satisfy a women with something as big as a 8 plus by 6.5
>>28542780
Technically the correct way is to measure from the top pushing into your pubic fat as much as possible. That's the measurement all penis length studies are based on
>>28543012
My dick is 8.5 x 6.5, I will never know what it's like to satisfy a woman with something as big as 9 plus by 7
>>28543436
My dick is 9.9 x 8.5, I will never know what it's like to satisfy a woman with something as big as an ogre club.
My girth is just above 4.5
I don't see anyone post girth below 5
>>28542260
dude, it's basicly a very tight vagina pointing slightly outward.
>>28540985
I'm not, but keep laughing if it makes you feel better.
>>28540208
couldn't you have just watched lesbians famalam?
>>28542539
>6x5.5
At least it's curved to hit the G-spot in missionary. It'll probably hurt doing cowgirl for me because my dick is pretty stiff.
