>tranny comes in whining about "gender dysphoria"
>wants estrogen transition
>give it a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28539510
>it
He's a man, a pathetic one maybe but he should be called what he is
>>28539510
>>28539541
Thats some nice edge there
>>28539510
Good prescription doc
>>28539510
don't talk to me or my mentally retarded "transitioning" son ever again.
>mfw thank you so much for getting rid of him
>>28539510
>tranny comes in whining about persecution
>wants a magic"k"al sigil to "curse" nontrannies
>give lethal dose of threefold law instead
>>28539510
It got what it deserved, thank you Ol Dirty Harold.
>>28539510
>beta comes in
>whining about "naturally low-test"
>causing "chads to bully me" "no gains" "tfw no gf"
>give lethal dose of morphine instead
Kek, why are all doctors not like this guy? Earth would be great again within weeks
>>28539569
Okay that second post wasn't even edgy anon.
You're not the real shipmanposter. You are not following the formula properly. Not that i like this forced meme anyway, but at least get it right
>OP comes into the surgery
>seems to have downs syndrome
>starts laughing uncontrollably
>shows me this poorly written joke about me giving my patients unexpected lethal doses of morphine
>wants me to give him a (You)
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>some faggot comes in whining about bullshit
>wants me to prescribe something or whatever
>give myself a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28541364
That was probably the best one I've seen in a long while. The Student has become the master Mr Skelly
>>28541835
Thanks anon. Have a (You)
>>28539510
>have gender dysphoria
>neighbour wants me to fix her shed
>gut her and make myself a flesh costume instead
>le ebin edgy morphine maymay XDXDXD
>autistic shitposter comes into surgery
>obsessed with Dr.Shipman and complains nobody understands him
>wants a lethal dose of morphine
>stick a fentanyl patch on him a put a heating pad over it instead
You guys need to get more creative with your opiate overdoses tbqh
