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2016-05-13 17:35:56 Post No. 28537961
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2016-05-13 17:35:56
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keen insight into what goes on in a woman's head:
>I almost gave up on dating when a sandwich rejected me. I got a message on OkCupid that said, "What's shaking bacon?" and the only profile pictures were of actual sandwiches. Delicious-looking sandwiches, but sandwiches nonetheless.
>Since I was feeling hungry and lonely, I decided to reply. A lot of bready puns ensued -- the bacon, egg and cheese sandwich told me he "kneaded" me, and I told him I hoped I could rise to the occasion. He told me I was on a roll and assured me that my jokes weren't stale.
>He then said I was bacon him crazy and asked me to be his bay-gal.
>I wrote, "I'd loaf to be your bagel!!"
>Then I never heard from him again. Maybe I was too eager and shouldn't have used two exclamation points. The sad thing (yes, sadder than corresponding with a sandwich) is that I was actually disappointed. Was I too witty, or not witty enough? Perhaps I shouldn't have used the word love, even though it was disguised as loaf. But then I reminded myself that I was rejected by a sandwich.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/fashion/modern-love-dating-single-okcupid.html
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
