>Mom found the cum tiger
>>28537854
>cum tiger
>cum
>tiger
explain
>>28538343
You don't have a cum tiger m8??
Damn OP, tough break. Did she free it? I would give my mom one hell of a shiner if she did that.
Had a cum tiger in middle school. It was just a plush tiger that I blew my loads onto
>sister found the cum engine
>>28538343
>he doesn't make love to his plushy tiger
Come on m8
>>28538371
Jesus fuck. Are you me?
I have a live one now, but damn.
>cousin found the cum generator
>>28538411
>a plushy
dunno if i should be relieved
>Dad found the weedmobile
>grandma found the closet jizz papertowl mountain
This one isn't a meme either. I cum into paper towels then throw them into a corner in my closet, and the other day while I was sleeping my grandparents came over and my grandma came up to say hi and my closet door must have been open so she smelled the decaying jizz papertowels and must have went into my closet to see what the smell was.
>>28537854
>stacy saw the smegma silo
>>28538343
>2016
>doesn't have a cum tiger
lmaoing at your life
>Steven found the shit kit
>>28537854
>tfw mom ALMOST found my super good hentai drawing when she was rummaging through my room
>>28538600
post it better be super good
>papa found the peepee redoubt
>Son in law found the sphincter trebuchet
>>28538501
>Mfw the cum tiger wasn't a meme either
>>28538658
>sphincter trebuchet
how does that work?
>mfw dad found the meme folder
>Dad found the meme book
>>28537854
Step mother found the feaces fortress
>My doctor found the big cums
>Mom found the cuckbook
>>28538778
are you short?
This comment is original due to its context.
>>28538553
i'll reconsider my life
but first let me contribute
>print hentai with ancient black and white printer
>suddenly stops working and the paper is stuck in the internal parts
>perfect timebomb
>>28538778
During a prostate exam most likely.
>Dad stole my car and no one knows about it
>>28538343
being this new on the internet
>second cousin found the anime attic
>mom found the pee pee plumbus
>mom found the cum syringe
>>28538501
This is why you clear inventory once a week or so you lazy fuck
>mommy found the mucus morgue
>Neighbors found the cum n' slide
>mummy found the cum-enema pump
>>28539853
Fuckin' greasy m9
>>28537854
>housekeeper found the omnicide plans
>foster care staff found the cum beagle
>>28539978
Please tell me the plan will work.
>>28540049
yes
even better, people are making it easier day by day
>>28539979
>Mfw these threads now feature actual objects that have been pressed into service as cum catchers
>brother found the buzz chicken
>daughter's mother found the blood shelf
>>28538501
Why the fuck don't you just throw them away you neet
>>28537854
>mom found the cum catalyst
>>28538658
Wife's son found my panty manifesto
>>28537854
>dog found the peanut butter in the poopy buthole
>Gaytor found the str8 porn
>landlord found the cloaca carousel
>TrannyJesus found the urethra pick
>>28540505
>dog lickjob
every robot must have done this at some point
>mum found the piss webcam
mom fount my mint stash
>pops found the excrement hurdy gurdy
Aunt gurt found the yogurt yurt.
Grandpa found the poo spitoon.
>waffle bleached my hotdog
son in law found the urethral whisk
Sheriff found the semen saloon
>>28538385
>Nearly at a breakthrough on semen propulsion
>Sister finds it
>Thinks it's gross
>Shuts the whole thing down
>Years of research wasted
ree
>>28537854
>uncle uncovered the bondage bear
>>28537854
>Uncle grandpa found the booger blaster
>sister found the jizz jacket
>dad found the poo violin
i have a plush tiger, had it since i was 4 or something, but i can't cum on it, because everytime i see it, it occupies my entire field of vision, and i cry over how low i've sunk, and i wonder if its even worth trying to save myself.
I regret cumming to this page
>>28538343
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES OUT
NORMIES OUTTTTTTTTT
organ
>mother found the poopy self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
>Belloq found the Arc of The Covenant
>nurse found the jizz bag
>stepmom bought a blacklight and wants to show it off
>in your room
NONONONONNNO NEVER AGAIN
>Grand pappy found the poo poo platter.
>Grandy nanny found the excrement express.
>peepee found the poopoo
>MFW using cum sheep, a stuffed sheep you cum on to make nice and crispy.
>>28540228
>having a wife
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28545365
>tfw you will never be fucked by george harrison
>Mom's husband's uncle's son found the jizz gem.
>daddy found the dong drainer
>/r/4chan found the memes
> Jeeves found the sticky wicket
>>28537854
>Chamber of Commerce found the taint-sweat hospital
